Year: 2006 (Page 86 of 228)

The latest nominee for “Greatest TV Show Ever”

“Garth Marenghi’s ‘Darkplace.'”

This series – which originally aired on the BBC in 2004 – made its U.S. television debut last night on the Sci-Fi Channel, and I think I laughed harder at the premiere episode than I’ve laughed at any TV show since “Arrested Development” went off the air.

A description will never do it justice, but the best summary I can offer is that Garth Marenghi is a famous horror writer – think Dean Koontz – who, in the ’80s, created a drama called “Darkplace,” about a British hospital that just so happens to have a hellmouth within its walls. Margheni not only wrote and directed the show, he also starred in it, but the series supposedly suffered so many problems that, by the time it was cancelled, “it had already claimed six lives, caused three nervous breakdowns, and been subject to at least one visitation.” Now, however, in the midst of television’s creative drought, it’s finally being allowed to be shown again…and it’s interspersed with interviews with the former stars.

Oh, I should probably also add that Garth Marenghi is fictional, the show never existed, and it’s all a big put-on…or did you not figure that out from the above photo?

I can only imagine the Brits think it’s about ten times funnier than I do, since it’s parodying the low-budget, poorly-acted sci-fi / supernatural dramas that were all over their airwaves in the late ’70s and early ’80s.

If you go here, you can see the first episode. (It’s split into halves, but both parts are available to view.) Trust me, you’ll want to. I’m sure not everyone will think it’s funny, but, personally, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Zach Braff IS Fletch

After a few years of being in the proverbial Hollywood pipeline, The Weinstein Co. has green lighted a film adaptation of Gregory McDonald’s Fletch Won to be written and directed by Bill Lawrence with Zach Braff in the title role. Prior to this, Kevin Smith had been entertaining the notion of doing the exact same thing, but it never came to fruition.

Personally, I’m glad to see this thing finally in the full-on go mode. Having read a number of the Fletch books and being a fan, I can safely say that the first Fletch was fucked around with so much that it barely resembled the book at the end. Of course, Fletch Lives was not even based on any of the books and managed to do even more disservice to the whole series. Lawrence and Braff promise to keep Fletch Won edgier, which is exactly what the other flicks needed. Fletch was not a slaspstick, pie-in-the-face story, but that’s what it became. The novels are filled with dry humor and always have a real sense of suspense in them. They’re hard to put down.

Unlike Chevy Chase…who really doesn’t need any more space wasted on him from me.

What? A former boy-band member is gay? Preposterous!

Fiddlesticks. Does this look like the face of a gay man to you?

Clearly Lance Bass is just looking to steal the spotlight from JT’s new single, or possibly horn in on some of the media attention those two former 98 Degrees singers are getting. Between Drew Lachey’s winning the title of King Star Dancer and brother Nick’s public nursing of his she-devil-inflicted wounds, Lance is probably just feeling a little left out of the Boy Band Alumni limelight.

Gay, shmay. Next they’ll be telling us that Tom Cruise is gay, or something equally ridiculous…

Last Comic Standing: And Then There Were 4

Last night’s “Last Comic Standing” episode featured the first elimination at the start of the show. Thankfully, they didn’t burden us with a full half hour like “American Idol,” and instead waited a full week to announce the contestant going home at the start of the show.

But first, after host Unfunny Clark got things started, former LCS contestant Gary Gulman got to perform. I remember this guy to be really funny when he was on the show, but last night he didn’t bring his A-game. In fact, I would say that almost al l of the finalists this season could have beat him in a head to head.

So then they brought all five remaining contestants out, and the one voted off was Roz. I think she got robbed. She is way funnier than Ty Barnett and a bit funnier than Michelle Balan. But that’s how these things go.

Then each comic got to perform for about 5 minutes. Yes, 5 minutes. How they stretch this show into a full hour is beyond comprehension. Oh wait, maybe it’s the 30 minutes of commercials. Thank goodness for TiVo.

Michelle went first, followed by Josh Blue. Both did well but I’d have to grade them both as B-plus for their performance. Josh’s best came when he talked about how he was in the para-olympics a few years ago and did his impersonation of a drunk Scottish soccer player with a disability.

Ty Barnett went third and was okay but I’d only give him a B grade….that means he’s my vote for elimination this week, just as he was last week. Chris Porter batted cleanup and in my mind was better than everyone else. He definitely was funnier than last week and should no doubt be sticking around for a while.

So here are the Vandalay Power Rankings for this week:

1. Chris Porter
2. Josh Blue
3. Michelle Balan
4. Ty Barnett

Though I have to admit it was strange that Chris was in the bottom two at the close of the show last night, there is no way he was there when the phone lines were shut down. Ty, you’re funny but you’re not in the elite here. Neither is Michelle, but anything is certainly possible.

Is my blog boring you? It’s boring me a bit, that’s why I ask. But at least i’m funnier than Unfunny Clark. Dude, I sure hope they renew you for “Yes, Dear” because you do the acting thing much better.

Till next week, Art Vandalay is OUT (and going to sell some latex).

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