Year: 2006 (Page 84 of 228)

We all fall down… again

Following two weeks of excellent, best-of worthy material, the writing team behind “Rescue Me” is going to have a helluva time outdoing themselves any time soon. Tonight’s episode is proof of that. After opening with a killer scene involving the Ladder 62 crew responding to an apartment fire (caused by a heat lamp burning the tenant’s marijuana plants) and watching Garrity and Probie get high off the fumes, the rest of the hour was littered with nothing more than a few slow-progressing subplots to help pass the time.

For one, Probie’s haphazard homosexual experiment is officially out of the bag, and while most of the guys aren’t exactly sure how to take it, Tommy feigns empathy in order to keep his crew together. It’s not going to be as easy as he thinks, however, with Franco taking the lieutenant’s exam and Lou contemplating moving down to Florida to work for his brother’s boating company. Also, now that Garrity is marrying Maggie, Tommy can’t stand hanging out with the guy because he constantly refers to him as his brother; even going so far as to change his firefighter trench coat to read “Gavin.” To counter this, Sheila pleads Tommy to quit and move away with her to a house on the beach, using her widow money from 9/11 as a means of income. Apparently, she’s managed to save up over $1 million (thank you, interest) just by letting the cash sit in the bank for five years.

This probably isn’t going to happen – since no firefighters means no show – but I’m still rooting for Sheila to win him over in the end. This might be a little easier now that Tommy’s discovered Janet is pregnant (courtesy of older brother Johnny), unless, of course, it’s his baby, which we all know is going to be the case. Oh well, at least the show had a few good weeks to deliver before the wheels on this train wreck were set into motion.

“She’ll need 200 raindrops on roses, a couple dozen whiskers on kittens…

“…a few bright copper kettles, and some warm woolen mittens. Oh, and don’t forget the brown paper packages tied up with strings: Woody Allen forgot those once, and she ripped him a new one, but good.”

Scarlett Johansson has backed out of a commitment to play Maria Von Trapp in Andrew Lloyd Weber’s production of “The Sound of Music,” set to open in London’s West End this November. Sources from Weber’s camp say the starlet’s excessive demands were the dealbreaker:

“Her people were not ‘pro’ the idea. It became clear that it wasn’t going to work because the demands were so ridiculous,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying in The Times newspaper.

He said Johansson’s representatives “couldn’t understand why she would want to appear in the West End for $18,500 a week when she could be earning $10 million for a movie.”

It was annoying because she really wanted to do it,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying.

Publicist Marcel Parisbeau said it was a busy work schedule and not pay demands that sank the actress’ chance to play the role made famous by Julie Andrews in the 1965 film version of the musical.

“It is true that there were some discussions regarding Scarlett and the production of ‘The Sound of Music.’ But Mr. Webber’s statement regarding the demands is extremely exaggerated,” Parisbeau said in a statement. “Her management team was simply asking for terms that an actress of her stature would ask for.”

Interestingly, in the absence of Miss Scarlett, Weber has turned to a different sure-fire source for drawing attention to his revival: He plans to cast his leading lady via a reality-TV competition called (what else?) “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?”

Start working on that audition tape now.

Harry Potter and the fear of shrinkage

Seventeen-year-old Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies, is set to appear onstage in London in a decidedly different role: that of “an emotionally disturbed boy who takes off his clothes and blinds horses,” according to the New York Post.

We applaud Daniel’s decision to challenge himself and subvert his squeaky-clean image…particularly since, if we have one complaint about those Harry Potter movies, it’s definitely the complete lack of naked underage animal torturers.

DVD shuffle: 08/01/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) V for Vendetta – RENT: It’s not perfect, folks, but the sci-fi actioneer based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore is a well-rounded flick that isn’t afraid to show a little bit of brains. Sadly, the two-disc Special Edition DVD sucks.

2) The Shaggy Dog – RENT: Don’t hate me for saying this, but “The Shaggy Dog” is, well, pretty darn good. It’s an entertaining kid’s flick at the very least, but both Tim Allen and Robert Downey Jr. deliver great performances that even adults will enjoy. Now, if only we can figure out what Danny Glover and Jane Curtain are doing here.

3) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season Five – BUY: Larry David continues to be one of the funniest men on television. This season is proof of that. Here’s hoping that David decides to get out of the game while he’s on top, otherwise that last episode entitled “The End” means nothing.

4) The Comeback – RENT: Okay, so Lisa Kudrow can get a little annoying every once in a while. Alright, a lot, but the first season of “The Comeback” actually delivers some mildly entertaining moments, and it’s a shame that we won’t get to see what happens next due to its cancellation. Audiences hated it and critics loved it. Take this little two-discer out for a spin and make up your own mind.

Also out this week are new season releases of “Beavis & Butt-head,” “Dallas,” “Blue Collar TV” and “Good Times.”

Mel Gibson: Friend to the booze, not so much the Jews

Word to the wise: If you’re a major Hollywood star and recovering alcoholic who has just been pulled over and tagged with a DUI, it’s probably not a good idea to resist arrest. It’s probably an even worse idea to go on an expletive-fueled rant that includes blaming the Jews for every war since the dawn of time (pretty sure they weren’t involved in that Hundred Years’ War thing, for starters…).

Especially if you have already been roundly criticized for anti-Semitism. And super-double-extra-specially if you had been planning to make a miniseries about the Holocaust one of your next projects. We’re just sayin’.

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