Year: 2006 (Page 83 of 228)

Poll of the day: Movies we don’t need

Which of the following proposed movie projects is least necessary, in your opinion?

a) The proposed remake of “Pet Sematary” starring George Clooney, since he already brought enough people back to life during his tenure on “E.R”, besides which we prefer our dead things to stay dead;

b) The proposed “Sea Monkeys” movie franchise, because they are freaking brine shrimp, fer chrissakes, and anyway no one can top what “South Park” did with the little buggers; or

c) The proposed feature-film update of “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse,” because, dammit, we love Pee-Wee…but at 54, he’s kinda gettin’ a little old for that schtick…and we’d just as soon remember him in his prime.

No fair voting for “Little Man” or “Miami Vice”: they’re already in theaters. Sadly, it’s too late to stop them.

A walk-on role? Um, bring it on.

Universal Home Video, convinced that they are sitting on comedy gold with “Bring It On: All or Nothing,” the straight-to-video sequel to the surprise 2000 hit starring Peter Parker’s girlfriend and the good/bad vampire slayer (hey, if “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” can sell two million units, anything can), have decided to run a contest where the winner gets a walk-on part in the third installment of the series. It is unclear at this point where that role is “Hot Boy/Girl in Gymnasium Scene” or “Paste Eater.” I suppose it all depends on who wins.

To enter this “change of a lifetime” (there was a typo in the press release), click here, though keep in mind that this link will take you to teenhollywood.com, so it is clear that they are looking for someone age-appropriate.

Although I’m betting that this guy will be all over it…

Last Comic Standing: Bye Bye Balan

The current season of “Last Comic Standing” is winding down like the blur that is our summer. Last night was the second elimination as voted by America, and Michelle Balan went home. But first, host Unfunny Clark had the privelege to introduce two guest comics.

The first was Jay London, an LCS alum who is best known for his witty one-liners that are sometimes so witty that the audience doesn’t quite get them right away. Hence, his style of repeating the jokes and making fun of the crowd for their lack of intelligence. Somehow, this dude is funny. He is a hunched over caricature of himself, and that’s part of his act. But even if not everyone gets him, he definitely has something that no one else has.

The second guest was Caroline Rhea, who most people know as the host of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” I didn’t even know Caroline was a comedian, but holy shit…..she was hilarious. It makes you wonder how NBC chose Unfunny Clark over Caroline to host this show. Maybe they should think about that for next season.

Then came the elimination, and after Mr. Unfunny let Josh Blue and Ty Barnett know that they were safe, it came down to Michelle and Chris Porter. Michelle’s journey ended, and so then Josh, Ty and Chris got to perform.

Now, I thought the last two weeks that Ty Barnett was going to be eliminated, but he really made me laugh last night and I think he has an outside chance here to win it all. Hell, he has more than an outside chance. Chris may have taken things a bit too far with his religious humor both last week and this week, especially while there are so many Americans out there to offend. And truthfully, he really hasn’t been as funny lately.

Josh was Josh…he’s been the most consistent performer throughout the competition. The man is quietly making a gargantuan statement for disabled Americans, and that’s because you don’t even remember that he has a disability when he’s performing. The dude is just funny as hell.

At this point, I’m going to give a slight edge to Josh Blue as the leader of the pack, with Ty Barnett in second and Chris Porter on the chopping block. Chris, you’re going to have a nice career but you really have disappointed us the last few weeks.

So with this season of LCS barreling toward a conclusion, fall TV can’t be far behind. Thankfully there are shows like this to help us couch potatoes make it through the summer.

I’m off to turn up my air conditioner. Till next week, Vandalay is OUT.

Mum’s the word on Mel

For the most part, anyway…though lord knows the replies to Buffybot’s post are exceptions to THAT rule!

Ahem.

Anyway, L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein…I’ll pause to let the anti-semitics out there go ahead and register the man’s last name and get their slings and arrows in order…has cheered Amy Pascal, chairwoman of Sony Pictures, for being pretty much the only one to offer any sort of negative comment about our man Mel’s drunken stupidity the other night, though he admits that she didn’t exactly get nasty about it; she just said she found it “incredibly disappointing that somebody of his stature would speak out that way, especially at this sensitive time.” But, otherwise, almost no one’s offering any criticism; they’re just keeping their mouths shut.

Not Disney production chief Oren Aviv, though. He told Slate’s Kim Masters – and I’m sure this is nothing to do with the fact that Aviv’s studio is releasing Gibson’s “Apocalypto” in December – that “we all make mistakes, and I’ve accepted his apology to what was a regrettable situation.”

In his column, Goldstein muses that “only when you’re in business with someone in Hollywood do you get to describe a man who’s made vicious anti-Semitic slurs as being in a ‘regrettable situation.’ When Masters reminded Aviv that he had stopped talking to director Michael Mann because he’d been rude and disrespectful during the making of a film at Disney, Aviv demurred: ‘It’s behind us. He’s a talented director, and I respect his body of work.’ This is how Hollywood works. The only morality in this town that really means anything is the bottom line.”

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2026 Premium Hollywood

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑