If you haven’t seen it yet, please check out “Celebrity Autobiography” over at Brilliant But Cancelled. In this show, famous funny persons read aloud all those celeb biographies you’d like to take a peek at but are too embarrassed to actually own. Be sure to check out episode three in which Jay Moh, Kevin Nealon, Kel Mitchell, Fred Willard, and Bruce Vilanch read from “The Official Book” by N*Sync. Good fun for all.
Year: 2006 (Page 55 of 228)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…
Lindsay Lohan has fractured her wrist in two places. The official report is that she slipped and fell on it at a Fashion Week after-party because the host failed to take adequate precautions “to prevent slips on the slick ground.”
But we all know that’s not the real story, right? What really happened that night was either:
A), She broke it punching a wall after first-and-only-true love Wilmer Valderrama left the party with rumored fling Scarlett Johansson;
B), She smashed it against the face of whatever paparazzi leaked those shots of her firecrotch onto the internet;
C), The wrist broke all on its own, finally giving out after years of abuse lifting heavy glasses of alcohol and other long, hard, weighty objects; or
D), [insert your own explanation here]
Place your votes, folks! We’ll get to the bottom of this if it kills us…
The Nielsen ratings for last night’s season premieres are in, and it’s a mixed bag.
On the plus side, ABC powerhouse “Grey’s Anatomy” beat former Thursday night champ “CSI” handily, scoring a 10.9 rating against the key Adults 18-49 demographic group vs. a still respectable 7.5 rating for “CSI.” This was one of the more highly-contested time slots on the entire fall schedule, and while “Grey’s” ratings may settle a bit lower after any cliffhanger-related curiosity ratings wear off, the gap is wide enough that ABC would still appear to have the edge for the near future.
More disappointingly, the season premieres of Emmy-award-winning comedy “The Office” and its lead-in “My Name Is Earl” were trounced not only by “Survivor” (which was perhaps to be expected), but also by a “Grey’s Anatomy” clip show.
Yes, you read that correctly: More people tuned in to view a CLIP SHOW of “Grey’s Anatomy” material from LAST SEASON than bothered to find out what happened after Jim and Pam kissed.
Is there no justice in the world?
“I was pretty jacked up on marijuana, so I decided to try it.
With the drug revolution of the ’60s came the anti-drug movement of the ’60s. A slew of unintentionally funny films made by folks who probably never took any of the drugs they were agains were made for the youth of the nation. Sadly, many of these films were still being used when I was in elementary school in the late ’70s/early ’80s. I remember one in particular featuring a chick tripping on acid who was in a kitchen at a house with the gas stop stove turned on. Well, she hallucinated that the natural gas flame emanating from the stove top was a pretty blue flower and put her hand in it. Whoops! I’m not one to advocate drug usage, but I cannot deny that pretty much every “educational” film or video made about the dangers of drugs is usually 99.9% propaganda. But then again, I was featured in one of my middle school yearbooks in a photo holding up a “Just Say NO” t-shirt with two other kids. The look on our faces is priceless. We couldn’t have cared less about drugs, because we didn’t use them, and we sure as hell didn’t want to be in the photo (our names were drawn randomly from a hat we were told…suuuuuuure). Anyway, here’s some more Friday fun for you as we look back at a classic ’60s anti-drug flick.
Okay, you YouTube armchair directors: time to show what you’re made of. You just might win a trip to Sundance for your efforts.
Here’s the deal: Make your own trailer for the movie “Black Snake Moan,” starring Christina Ricci, Samuel L. Jackson and Justin Timberlake, and if yours is selected, you win a free trip to the Sundance Film Festival. For rules and other contest info, click here. Good luck.
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