Year: 2006 (Page 27 of 228)

A few questions with Paula Poundstone

Paula Poundstone is listed among Comedy Central’s Top 100 Stand-Up Comedians of All Time, but after publicly suffering through some personal woes in the early part of the decade, she more or less fell out of the spotlight. Now, however, Poundstone is back, not only with her autobiography, “There’s Nothing In This Book That I Meant To Say,” but also her first new stand-up special in a decade. “Look What the Cat Dragged In” airs tomorrow on Bravo at 10 PM, and Poundstone did a teleconference to promote the special, were we had a chance to ask her a few questions. If only we’d known ahead of time that she doesn’t consider this to be a comeback…

Bullz-Eye: Hi, Paula, and congrats on the big comeback special.

Paula Poundstone: Oh, thanks. I’m not sure I view it as a comeback, but okay.

BE: Oh, well. Because I was going to ask, as comebacks go, is this “Elvis ‘68” big, or more like, “Hey, Dick Van Dyke’s back…but now he’s a mystery-solving doctor”?

PP: Oh, gee…either one! Either one would be good. Well, you know, there’s sort of a missed…I guess “back to television” for sure, I suppose that’s true, but I always think it’s funny when people say, “Oh, you’re back!” And I’m, like, “When exactly did I leave?” Other than the period of time when I was in rehab, and in fairness to me, nobody in rehab works. It really puts the old kibosh on the work schedule.

BE: As far as writing a book, did you jump or were you pushed?

PP: A little of both, a little of both. I marvel at Crown’s patience, I must tell you. Somebody told me this after I got started, which is that if it weren’t for the advance, no one would write a book, which I really think to be true. In the beginning, I was enthusiastic to do it, and then partway through, there’s just this point where you’re, like, you know what? I’m writing a book because I’ve already spent the advance, that’s why I’m writing a book. Just because it’s this big thing hanging over your head, and, after all, it hung over my head for nine years; I can’t tell you how happy I was to (finish it). By the time I finished writing this thing, I was on fire…and for two reasons. For one, and I’ve heard authors say this before, but when it’s clicking, it’s this great, fiery feeling…but when you realize how much more work you have…I mean, normally, I do my two hours of jokes and get off, but nine years is a little challenging!

BE: A few months ago, I interviewed Fran Solomita about his film, “When Stand Up Stood Out.”

PP: Oh, yeah!

BE: How did it feel to be a part of that Boston comedy scene? Were you intimidated by being surrounded by so many talented peers, or did you feel like you had a unique voice?

PP: It wasn’t…you know, honestly, I started there in ’79, and the way that stand-up comedy kind of started there had a lot to do with the comedian Lenny Clarke. Lenny was a homegrown boy, he was from Cambridge, and most people think of Cambridge as M.I.T. and Harvard, but, in fact, blue-collar workers grow up there as well, and that was Lenny’s background. And his friends were the audience, because they came there to see Lenny, so if you did anything outside of what those guys appreciated, then you weren’t considered very good. And, therefore, the truth is, it was a very hard place to start out! I mean, eventually, I sort of…well, I went away and worked in other places and came back, but it was not an easy place to start out as a comic. And it’s almost kind of miraculous that so many really great voices did come out of there, because I’ll tell ya, Steve Wright was not…to that initial crowd, he was not considered a great comic. And so I think both of us were a little bit forged by fire there, and w kind of learned to do what we did not, uh, necessarily through a lot of back-patting. (Laughs)

“It’s just part of the big thing.”

All hail Mayor Carcetti (snicker snicker). That seems to be the general attitude among the Baltimore police department when it’s announced that the mayor-elect will be making the rounds throughout the week. He’s not out to cause trouble, however, but rather to get a feel for how the department operates. Unfortunately, the answer is not very well at all, which takes us back to last week’s discussion about replacing Burrell. While it initially looked like Carcetti would be pulling Daniel all the way up from Major rank to that of Commissioner, the Mayor has instead chosen to promote Rawls to the top spot, with Daniels as his number two. That’s probably a smart choice (promoting Daniels so quickly might turn heads), but it doesn’t necessarily mean that he still won’t catch heat for canning Burrell and hiring a white cop.

Carcetti’s decision doesn’t come without reasoning either. A change does need to be made, or the city is only going to continue to crumble. Heck, he doesn’t even know about half of the shit that’s currently going on in the department. Bunk has proven Omar’s innocence thanks to some grade-A stupidity from Andre, convenience store clerk, and Herc is catching heat for his recent miscue with Marlo at the train station. Herc could really care less, however, because he’s more interested in getting his surveillance camera back on one piece. He even goes all Western District on Marlo’s crew by poking around their hangout, smashing stereos and making empty threats. Marlo actually seems a bit irked by Herc’s guerilla tactics, so it’ll be interesting to see what develops between those two in the coming weeks. Will Marlo buckle under the pressure, take care of Herc himself, or will Herc go all Vic Mackey on us and get his hands dirty?

It’d be nice to see Marlo unleash his top guns (Chris and Snoop) to dispose of Herc, if only because the gun-toting pair light up the screen every time they make an appearance, but he’s far too smart to know that killing a cop wouldn’t be the best thing for his future as the King of Baltimore. That doesn’t change the fact that Chris and Snoop (much like Omar) are some of the most interesting characters on the show, and this week we saw them schooling a new litter of recruits (in a slightly humorous sequence) and cleaning house on all of the New York boys who have come down to Baltimore to swipe up open corner territory. Chris and Snoop even get a little scare when he’s randomly pulled over by Herc (in an attempt to piss off Marlo even more), but never one to take risk, Chris promptly dumps their handguns and the nailgun. Smart man.

On side note, Michael’s complicated home life was brought even further into focus this week when the unreliable “father” figure returned home to take back control. As of now, it looks like the dude’s really trying (i.e. helping Michael’s little brother with his math homework), but Michael still seems weary.

Bullz-Eye for the Kiddies, Vol. 1

In a gig like ours, we get DVDs of all genres…and that includes stuff aimed at the family market. Sometimes, however, the aim is ever lower. Since some of our readers have nieces or nephews, little brother or sisters, cousins, or even kids of their own, we figured we’d do an occasional spotlight of the kid-vid releases that show up at our offices.

Gerald McBoing Boing Adventures, Vols. 1 & 2: Way back yonder in 1951, a cartoon called “Gerald McBoing Boing” – based on a story by Dr. Seuss about a boy who, when he opened his mouth, would only produce sound effects rather than words – won the Academy Award for Best Animated Short. It spawned three sequels as well as a brief stint as an animated TV series, although it proved to expensive to produce for more than a three-month run. In 2005, Cartoon Network attempted to build a block of animation for preschoolers (a la Nickelodeon’s “Nick Jr.”), and one of its matinee shows was a revival of Gerald’s show. Kids will love it, and it’s pretty entertaining for adults as well, especially if you enjoy the animated Dr. Seuss specials that used to air on CBS. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself yelling, “Sound check!” (It’s a recurring bit during the show, and it seems to pop up about every two minutes or so.)

Jay Jay the Jet Plane: Jay Jay’s Sensational Mystery: The title would lead you to believe that this is a full-length feature starring Jay Jay, but it’s not; it’s a collection of episodes from “Jay Jay’s Mysteries.” If you’re not familiar with the show, just imagine “Thomas the Tank Engine,” then imagine that instead of trains, it’s planes. This is actually better than “Thomas,” though, because the lessons expand into science, nature, and shapes…but the faces are still creepy as hell.

Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers – Original Movie: The good news is that the voice talent on this full-length Tom and Jerry adventures is exemplary, including Kathy Najimy, Mark Hamill, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Wallace Shawn. The bad news is that, no matter how you slice it, this is still an 8-minute short that’s been stretched out to 71 minutes. Kudos to the animators for going after the original ’40s-era look of the most famous cat and mouse duo of all time, but if you want Tom and Jerry, stick to the classics.

Jakers! – Piggley Gets Into Trouble: If you’re an Anglophile and you’d prefer that your children start to appreciate the coolness of a British or Irish accent now, then steer your kids toward “Jakers!” It’s the adventures of Piggley Winks, an 8-year-old pig in Ireland. Imagine Babe the pig if he were computer-animated, and he and his barnyard buddies ran around on their hind legs like human beings. It’s kind of like that. The dialogue is consistently amusing, and it’s worth noting that Mel Brooks contributes the voice of Wiley the Sheep.

My Little Pony: The Runaway Rainbow: If you’re reading this out loud to your kids, you’ll want to put your hands over their ears. Have you done so? I hope so, because, man, this is a real piece of shit. This is the stuff they were parodying on “The Simpsons” with those “Happy Little Elves” specials Lisa loved so much. It’s also exactly what people are talking about when they bemoan programs that exist solely to hawk toys. I tried twice to get my daughter to sit down and watch this, but neither time was she interested…which was fine, because neither time could I stand to have it on for more than two or three minutes. It’s fucking terrible. Seriously. Stay far, far away from it at all cost.

The Little Mermaid: 2-Disc Special Edition: In a sense, this deserves its own full-length write-up on Bullz-Eye, but I just can’t bring myself to believe that the majority of our readership really wants to read 400+ words on “The Little Mermaid.” In truth, however, this ranks just under “Beauty and the Beast” for sheer watchability. There’s a lot of great music here – it DID win Best Song (“Under the Sea”) and Best Score at the ’89 Oscars – and the characters of Scuttle the Seagull (voiced by Buddy Hackett) and Sebastian the crab (Samuel E. Wright) are among Disney’s most memorable. The latter gets one of the film’s funniest lines when the title character, Ariel, falls in love with a human and goes after him, despite the crab’s best efforts to stop her. “You know what her father’ll say?” asks Sebastian. “I’ll tell you what her father’ll say! He’s gonna kill himself a crab, that’s what her father’ll say!” The bonus disc is, as ever with Disney’s special editions, chock full of extra stuff, like deleted scenes, a making-of featurette, and so forth…but, really, your kids are never gonna sit through Disc 2. They just want to see the movie.

Box Office Roundup: Handicapping the “Your Favorite Movie Sucks” fantasy league

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

A bunch of us hoity toity movie critics are in a fantasy league that started last week. Eight teams, six movies per team. Whoever makes the most money wins. Steve Wamsley’s TSSU Productions got out to a huge lead with “Saw III,” now let’s see what happens with the big three releases this week.

1) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: $26.4 million (owner: Deb Medsker, Punch and Pie Pictures)
WOW. On 837 screens, “Borat” wipes the floor with this weekend’s two family-friendly movies, one of which was released on four times as many screens. When word broke that the movie would be “60% more exclusive,” we all thought the studio was burying the movie. I guess they knew what they were doing after all.
2) The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: $20 million (owner: Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
JZ’s gonna scream when he sees this. He never wanted the movie in the first place, but the draft room kept locking up on us, and boom, he was stuck with “Santa.” We all assured him it would make tons of money. And it probably would have, had they not released it two months before Christmas.
3) Flushed Away: $19.1 million (owner: Kristin Dreyer-Kramer, NightsandWeekends)
Uh oh. That’s not a bad number, but it’s less than you’d expect from your first round pick. “Flushed” needed to rake in big bucks before Thanksgiving, because it only gets harder from there.
4) Saw III: $15.5 million (TSSU Productions, $60.1 million to date)
Wamsley continues to benefit from the nation’s moral decay.
5) The Departed: $8 million ($102.3 million, fifth week)
This movie is not eligible for the league, and I’m ashamed to say I haven’t seen it yet.

Next weekend the competition gets even fiercer when “Stranger than Fiction,” “The Return,” “A Good Year” and “Harsh Times” all open, and “Babel” goes into wide release. And let’s not forget Fox’s whole “platforming” plan for “Borat,” which means it stands to make even more money. Time to start the smack talk, guys.

A Chat with Jaleel White

That’s right: the guy who played Urkel on “Family Matters.” He’s starring in a new movie – “Who Made The Potatoe Salad?”, heading to DVD on Tuesday, November 7th – where he finally gets an the opportunity to be the straight man; he also has a small role in a big picture due for release at Christmas…but since he’s already less than thrilled that word of his appearance has leaked out, we’ll at least hold our tongue here and let you be surprised while reading the interview. White sat down with Bullz-Eye to talk about both flicks, and, yes, he was willing to drift into a bit of conversation about the series and role that brought him most of his fame.

Jaleel White: Will H.! What’s goin’ on?

Bullz-Eye: Nothing much. How’s it going?

JW: I’m good, I’m good.

BE: Well, first off, I’m glad to discover that you’re still alive.

JW: (Laughs)

BE: I guess it’s a rite of passage for every former child star to have to deal with someone starting a rumor that they’ve died.

JW: Ah, I don’t even know what to say about that darned thing. As much as you try to live your life your right, you’re gonna get sucker-punched now and then. That was my sucker punch back in June.

BE: I have to admit, I hadn’t even heard the rumor ‘til I started doing some research before this interview.

JW: Oh, really?

BE: I guess I got lucky and missed it. So, anyway, I got a copy of “Who Made The Potatoe Salad?”

JW: Oh, gosh…

BE: And I laughed…but I also felt really, really white and suburban.

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