Year: 2006 (Page 186 of 228)

And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to…

Crash“?

Well, I don’t think anybody saw that one coming, including the cast of the film, who were jumping out of their seats in complete amazement last night when presenter Jack Nicholson read the name off the envelope. I had previously predicted that if there was one film that could upset frontrunner “Brokeback Mountain” for the prize, it would be the Paul Haggis-directed drama, but it was still a shocker when it happened. Since Ang Lee had won Best Director honors only minutes before the announcement of Best Picture, it seemed like That Gay Cowboy Movie had it in the bag. Perhaps the Academy chose “Crash” over “Brokeback” for its incredible ensemble cast, because that’s the only leg up that the former had on Lee’s drama.

The rest of the night went down exactly as expected, with Philip Seymour Hoffman picking up the award for Best Actor in “Capote” and Reese Witherspoon winning the Best Actress award for “Walk the Line.” The complete list of winners in all of the major categories are as follows:

Best Picture – Crash
Best Director – Ang Lee (“Brokeback Mountain”)
Best Actor – Philip Seymour Hoffman (“Capote”)
Best Actress – Reese Witherspoon (“Walk the Line”)
Best Supporting ActorGeorge Clooney (“Syriana“)
Best Supporting ActressRachel Weisz (“The Constant Gardener“)
Best Original Screenplay – “Crash”
Best Adapted Screenplay – “Brokeback Mountain”
Best Documentary – “March of the Penguins
Best Animated Feature – “Wallace & Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Travolta is Divine

Or not. Looks like Vinnie Barbarino has been tapped to play the role of “Edna” in the latest go ’round of Hairspray. Something tells me this won’t reignite Travolta’s career, which has pretty much been in a free fall after the one-two punch of “Pulp Fiction” and “Get Shorty” (the decline started quickly thereafter with “Broken Arrow”). I think it’s time for a “Welcome Back, Kotter” flick with Ron Palillo screaming back into the spotlight as a modern and hot Horshack!

McCarthy takes home the Razzies

Jenny McCarthy. More fun to look at than watch? Quite possibly. Her movie Dirty Love won three Razzies. The damn thing barely took in over 58 grand. Now that’s gotta be bad. I’ve actually been there from the start of McCarthy’s career, having been a subcriber to Playboy at the time when she made her debut as a Playmate (and actually looked much cuter and of course hadn’t had her tits redone, along with everything else). Imagine my surprise then when she started popping up on TV and then landed her own show on MTV. I remember her being billed somewhere as “the new Lucille Ball.” Uh huh. Then she was in that ad for Candies shoes that featured her sitting on the toilet that won favor with no one. And she’s been cranking out a crappy career consistently ever since. So why do some people find her entertaining? You got me, although the message board entries defending her on IMDB are pretty damn funny.

Natalie Portman is a stone cold killah

One wonders why they chose to air the latest Digital Short second to last, but that short was absolutely worth waiting up for. It begins as a simple sitdown with Chris Parnell and the most beautiful woman in the universe – or a dog that looks like she’s always about to hit puberty, depending on whom you ask – and soon turns into a profanity-laced hardcore rap track about making children cry, killing dogs, and shitting on people. Like “Lazy Sunday,” it’s another instant classic.

NBC disposed of my You Tube link in no time, but eventually, they put it up on their own site. Watch it here.

I don’t want to say this is creepy…

…but the fellow in this photo is the guy who runs “the world’s greatest Amanda Bynes fansite.”

bynesfan

All I’m saying is that, in my head, I imagined that the person who’d run such a site would be a woman in her late teens or early ’20s, not a guy with grey in his beard and a deer-in-headlights expression who looks like he’s literally soiling himself with excitement.

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