…but Lindsay Lohan thinks it would be “cool” to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature-film on the Amazon super-heroine.
“I’m trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I’ve done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me,” says Lohan. “Because most of the things that I’ve done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted.”
Honest to God, Lindsay, just make the move to softcore, straight-to-video porn and be done with it already…
The following photo is on People magazine’s site under their Star Watch section, or whatever the hell they call it. Look at this picture and tell me what’s wrong with it.
That’s right: everything. That ain’t Katie, kids. Look at the neck, the hair, the lips, “her” height, the face, the fucking GLOVES to hide the man hands, fer crissakes. That, ain’t, Katie. A guy in drag pretending to be Katie, perhaps. But not the real thing.
How long are they going to continue this charade? It’s insulting.
Yes, it’s blatant self-promotion at its finest, but this video, modeled after the “Saturday Night Live” auditions for “Star Wars” featuring Kevin Spacey, is awfully funny nonetheless. The guy may not look a thing like any of the people he’s impersonating, but his impressions are spot on. Well, okay, his DeNiro was pretty weak. The others, though, are awesome.
Thank you, once again, YouTube, for this.
“It’s Christmas, 1924, and young Manhattanite John McClane visits olde Los Angeles towne to see his wife and enjoy yultide splendor. However, a few ne’er-do-wells have plans of their own, and C4.”
If you laughed at things like “Steamboat Itchy” or any other silent movie parodies from “The Simpsons,” “Futurama,” or “Family Guy,” you’ll be rolling at this just as much as I was…
Based on Sunday’s estimates:
1) Inside Man: $28.9 million (first week)
We are totally buying a copy of “Kill Dat Nigga” the second it hits the shelves.
2) V for Vendetta: $12.3 million ($46.1 million, second week)
The revolution is coming…to a discount theater near you.
3) Stay Alive: $11.2 million (first week)
A video game that kills its players…written by Tipper Gore.
4) Failure to Launch: $10.8 million ($63.8 million, third week)
Don’t know about anyone else, but if Terry Bradshaw’s my dad, I’m getting the hell out the house as soon as possible.
5) The Shaggy Dog: $9.1 million ($47.9 million, third week)
Hard to believe that “Galaxy Quest” and “Toy Story 2,” his last two good movies, were from the last century.
Proof that there is a god: “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” finished seventh with $7 million. We can already see the drinking game that is created for this movie: any time there’s a fart joke, you know what to do.
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