Year: 2006 (Page 154 of 228)

If Forrest Gump were Dirk Diggler, I think it would go a little something like this…

Thankfully, no hack stand-up comedian has worked that hypothetical imitation into their routine, but, in what can probably be called the opening shot in the barrage of press he’ll be doing for “The DaVinci Code,” Tom Hanks did an interview for German newspaper Bild, in which he selected his top five films that he had nothing to do with. I don’t want to spoil the whole list for you…particularly since Hanks offers at least one legitimately surprising selection…but the title of this posting does, admittedly, have a bit of a spoiler in it.

Live free or die

“You can talk about every day being a gift and stopping to smell the roses, but regular life’s got a way of pickin’ away at it,” Tony explains to Dr. Melfi when the subject of his “new outlook on life” came up this week. Vito’s little secret finally got back to T and his crew, and after Meadow’s fiancé Finn gives them the details of what he saw last season (an unbelievably uncomfortable conversation for Finn, especially when he revealed that Vito was “catching, not pitching” with the construction worker in the car), the truth is undeniable. The question now, of course, is how should the situation be handled?

Paulie makes it clear: Vito’s got to go. Chris thinks it’s hilarious (“When he was always talking about ‘greasin the union, who knew that’s what he meant?”), Gerry thinks it’s a disgrace, but Tony refuses to make any rash decisions. He tells Dr. Melfi that he got a second chance at life, so why shouldn’t Vito? “I suppose something inside me says, ‘God bless, salud…who gives a shit?’” All of which leads to T’s “regular life” comment.

It’s clear that, if Tony had his way, he’d let Vito, one of his best earners, disappear and forget about the whole thing. It’s also clear that it won’t be that easy. Paulie’s not the only one who wants blood, and it gets back to Tony that Vito’s crew won’t take orders from Vito should he return. Even some of the captains would refuse to work with him. “Would you kiss him on the cheek?” Sil asks Tony. That one got Tony thinking, but Sil’s most effective argument was that taking Vito back would give guys like Paulie a reason to “go off the reservation” and start skimping on the kick-ups. Bad news.

This entire situation is noise to this new-age Tony, just like the lid that wouldn’t stop banging against the cabinet when Tony was trying to take in some quiet time by the pool earlier in the episode. He tells Melfi that your house, “the shit you own,” poor decisions, they all drag you down. Now that he’s seeing the world in a whole new light, he’s trying to make some changes, but “regular life” keeps getting in his way.

“Live Free or Die,” the name of this week’s episode, is also the New Hampshire state motto, which is where Vito happens to be hiding out. Away from the problems in Jersey, Vito’s able to let go a little. He has pancakes for breakfast and stops in an antiques store. Maybe he thinks he could be happy there, embracing a whole new life and being honest about who he is. That’s the path Tony wants to walk, living the life he now wants to live. Of course, Vito won’t get that chance – from the looks of it, Phil Leotardo is going to hunt him down – but what about Tony? I find myself following this storyline to the same conclusion I reached a couple weeks ago, with Tony trying to break free and meeting all sorts of resistance. Some may say that T will eventually “snap out of this” and revert to the Tony Soprano we’ve known for years, but is there anything to really snap out of? I don’t know that this is a momentary shift in thinking for Tony – he was honest with Melfi about his feelings on the Vito situation, and he later revealed some pretty heavy stuff to Carmella about his session with Melfi. This looks like someone who’s reshuffling his priorities permanently, not someone who’s temporarily reacting to a traumatic event.

I need to give the producers credit for saying what we all were thinking. When Tony first starts laying out his feelings about homosexuality to Melfi, he talks about how disgusting it is to see “them” holding hands and kissing in public, and then adds, “Every fucking TV show now, they rub your nose in it.” Well this is, of course, HBO, but at least David Chase and his staff are willing to poke some fun at themselves for taking the gay angle.

The Vito storyline pretty much chewed up the entire episode, but there were some further developments with my Chris/terrorists theory. Tony asked if Chris thought his two credit card buddies from the club could possibly be terrorists, a theory Chris shoots down by saying, among other things, “Mohammad and his girlfriend have a dog, a Springer Spaniel.” Oh, good, as long as that’s cleared up. They showed Chris further considering the possibility when Tony went into the other room, and I’m interested to see where they go from here. Does Chris dismiss the idea completely and, as I’ve been predicting, find himself in hot water for supplying terrorists with things like credit card numbers and guns, or does Tony or Chris figure it out before something bad happens? I’m sticking with my theory and still see Chris being offered some sort of deal to flip, but now that the seed has been planted and Tony’s got Chris thinking, I’m not as confident.

Finally, I’m sure most of you picked up on this, but I laughed out loud when Tony, in the process of defending Vito to someone, described him as a “come from behind guy.” What truly made the scene, though, was that the only reaction we saw from anybody came from Sil, sitting in the background, scrunching up his eyebrows and shifting uneasily in his chair. Just one small example of why “The Sopranos” is one of TV’s best, and as a bonus, it’s delivering one of its finest seasons to date.

Either it’s all okay, or none of it is

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done it again, somehow combining the lazy joke-writing of “Family Guy” with the recent events involving a Danish newspaper printing cartoons depicting the Islamic prophet Muhammad. When news arrives that an upcoming “Family Guy” episode will not be aired because it features an image of Muhammad, Kyle rides his Big Wheel to Los Angeles to persuade the network to change its mind. Cartman, on the other hand, claims the episode is offensive, and that the network would be wise to listen to their “conscience.” But Cartman, of course, has a hidden agenda; he simply hates “Family Guy,” and will do anything to get the show taken off the air.

In the end, the “Family Guy” episode airs (the idea of their writing staff consisting of a bunch of manatees putting balls with words into a hoop sums up my feelings about the scattershot joke writing on “Family Guy” better than anything), after Kyle persuades the network executives not to give in to what is basically a terrorist threat. Kyle even tells Cartman that his plan to use fear to reach his goal is like terrorism. “Like terrorism? It is terrorism,” Cartman replies.

Now here’s where it gets really weird.

The “Family Guy” sequence that Parker and Stone created features a scene where Muhammad gives Peter Griffin a football…and the image of Muhammad was omitted by Comedy Central censors. (If you, like me, thought the censored bit was just a joke on Parker and Stone’s part, you were wrong.) This after Kyle tells the network executives, when it comes to satirizing religious beliefs, “Either it’s all okay, or none of it is. Do the right thing.” Talk about life imitating art imitating life.

There are some incredibly complex ideas at work here. The episode actually pokes fun at “South Park,” owning up to its preachy nature of late (the bleeding Virgin Mary episode, the Scientology-slamming “Trapped in the Closet,” this), but it also makes a very valid point that there should be no taboos when it comes to satire. Parker and Stone, to their credit, are equal opportunity offenders; name a minority or interest group, and they have taken aim at it. They ran a cartoon post-9/11 that featured Cartman and Osama bin Laden in a Warner Bros.-inspired sequence where Cartman is Bugs to Osama’s Elmer, humiliating him nonstop. Comedy Central had no problem airing that episode. What makes this one so different? Hell, Parker and Stone weren’t even making fun of Muhammad here. They merely had him hand Peter a football.

In the end, not only do Parker and Stone make fun of themselves and “Family Guy” – mostly “Family Guy” – but they inadvertently forced Comedy Central to make hypocrites of themselves by censoring the image that Parker and Stone had said should never be censored. The Christian groups, meanwhile, blame Parker and Stone for the whole Jesus-Bush-flag-poop sequence at the end, but they’re missing the point. Parker and Stone tried to treat everyone with equal scorn; Comedy Central, in the end, gave in to the perception that they were insensitive to the Muslim community, and in the process, the network showed how insensitive they were to everyone else. That is not Parker and Stone’s fault.

But wait, it gets even weirder.

In July 2001 (the date is obviously important to note), Comedy Central ran a “South Park” episode that depicted Muhammad…and nothing happened. No threats, no riots, nothing. How about that.

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