Year: 2006 (Page 150 of 228)

“If I look like your five-year-old son, THEN will you love me?”

In the latest of Brad Pitt’s blatant attempts to endear himself to girlfriends by changing his appearance to resemble other people they love, Brad Pitt has gotten a mohawk to match that of his adopted son, Maddox Pitt-Jolie.

mohawk Pitt

This comes on the heels of Pitt’s earlier experiment with peroxide, when his goal was to resemble Jolie’s creepily close brother, James Haven:

blonde brad

james haven

And, of course, back in the day, some might recall him stepping out on the town looking just like Gwyneth Paltrow’s true love, Gwyneth Paltrow:

Brad Gwyn

Should Pitt’s Maddox Makeover fail to deliver the desired results, one can only hope that a caring friend or relative will step in before Pitt takes any actions that might cause him to resemble adopted Ethiopian daughter Zahara.

Malcolm in the Maserati

Now that “Malcolm in the Middle” star Frankie Muniz has finished shooting his show’s final episode, the 20-year-old actor is slated to start a new career as a professional race car driver, at least for the short term.

malcolm speed racer

Muniz will race for Jensen Motorsport in the Formula BMW competition….because apparently childhood stardom just wasn’t perilous enough for America’s favorite boy genius. Does this mean he’s a lock whenever they get around to doing a live-action movie version of “Speed Racer”?

Lindsay Lohan revealed to be…

…a drooling idiot.

That, or “Entertainment: Tonight” is for printing this quote about Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’ new daughter, which only qualifies as useable because Lohan said it (as opposed to a NON-famous yokel):

“At the Conde Nast Traveler party in New York, LINDSAY LOHAN revealed she approved of this star baby name: ‘That’s a pretty name, Suri!'”

Immediately thereafter, Lohan reportedly clapped her hands together excitedly, then asked “ET” to “tell me again about the rabbits.”

Utah high school signs wrong Jon Stewart for speaking engagement

Believing they were signing the popular host of “The Daily Show” to speak at their annual fundraising gala, officials at the DaVinci Academy in Ogden, Utah instead signed former congressional candidate and part-time professional wrestler Jon A. Stewart.

jonjon

Organizers realized their mistake when the Jon Stewart in question began his speech by demonstrating a Flying Headscissors on the school’s vice principal, followed it up with a Figure Four Leg Lock, then sealed the deal with a Gutwrench Powerbomb.

The number-one super guy is coming to DVD.

“Who is this super hero? Sarge? No! Rosemary, the telephone operator? No! Henry, the mild-mannered janitor…? Could be!”

Hong Kong Phooey – who, as you may know, has got style, a groovy smile, and a bod that just won’t stop – is making the move to DVD as part of Hanna-Barbara’s ongoing quest to keep all of my favorite childhood cartoons available so that I can force them upon my daughter. (Can Captain Caveman and Jabberjaw be so far away…?)

Included on the set will be all 31 episodes of the show, and the special features will include a storyboarded episode of the show, as well as a documentary on the creation of the show, which – based on previous such featurettes on other HB releases – will be worth the cost of the set in and of itself.

August 15th, baby. Just in time for my birthday.

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