Fans worried about Nicole Richie’s ongoing struggle to gain weight can rest easy in the knowledge that the Incredible Shrinking Starlet drank more than her share of calories before driving home (in the wrong direction, on a highway) Monday morning.
Police reports indicate that the 5’1”, 85-pound celebutante also confessed to smoking marijuana and taking Vicodin prior to her freeway freestyling display. Nutritionists hypothesize that Richie was hoping that a pot-induced attack of the munchies would result in additional fleshing out of her bony frame, and that the Vicodin would then block out the pain of no longer being able to see each and every one of her ribs.
No word yet on whether Richie’s unusual weight-gain strategies have been successful.
