Month: August 2006 (Page 4 of 21)

As he rides off into the sunset… (Series finale)

Deadwood Al Swearengen

First, the good news. HBO and “Deadwood” creator David Milch have agreed to two two-hour movies in 2007 to allow Milch to end the show properly. The network had originally agreed to do six more episodes, but Milch wanted a clean break from the “day in the life” format that each episode has represented thus far. So expect the two movies to cover more time, like a normal film.

Now, the bad news. This season is over, with much tension, but without much resolution. Sure, Hearst left camp, but I was expecting some sort of a fight, considering that Hawkeye showed up with his seventeen and a half men and Wu showed up with a group of Chinese. Swearengen seemed content to allow Hearst to leave peacefully, as long as he didn’t put up a stink about which whore was actually killed as punishment for Trixie’s attack last week. Had Hearst pressed Al about the whereabouts of the real Trixie, Al would have gone at him with his knife. That’s quite the display of loyalty for Swearengen to show one of his former girls.

Someone had to take Trixie’s place, and the unfortunate one was Gin, Johnny’s favorite. Johnny didn’t take too kindly to it either, and this storyline has the potential to play out in 2007. But my guess is that he’ll get over it and his loyalty to Al won’t be an issue any further.

Bullock’s temper flashed a couple of times in this episode, but Hearst let his outbursts pass without punishment. Maybe it was enough that Bullock was going to lose the (fixed) county-wide election, or maybe Hearst saw the writing on the wall and just wanted to get out of camp in one piece. Either way, he meant to leave Cy in charge of his holdings, but Cy doesn’t seem to want that, even though he agreed to the deal. Out of frustration, he killed Leon and then pulled out his pistol to take a shot at Hearst before the magnate left camp, ultimately scaring the shit out of Jeanine before heading back into his saloon.

The relationship between Jane and Joanie continues to develop and the two are starting to act like an old married couple. Jane continues to turn to alcohol whenever she gets frustrated, so it will be interesting to see if she’s able to kick the habit with Joanie’s help.

But the surprise star of tonight’s show was Charlie Utter. He was on fire throughout – first, with Hearst at his hotel door and later on in the day in defense of the proper order of the voting line. Don’t get me wrong – Al’s speech to the Chief’s head was terrific, but one expects that from him. Even though Charlie has had a few good rants in his day, his performance tonight trumped them all.

I still don’t know why Milch introduced the theater troupe, as they did not have a major impact on any of the important storylines of the season. Brian Cox is a fine actor, and I was waiting for him to make a move on Hearst in the hotel, but I was once again disappointed in the result. In the future, maybe the purpose of their presence will become clear or maybe they’ll just fade into the background – only time will tell.

So Hearst has left camp leaving Cy in charge, Alma has sold her stake, Bullock is no longer the sheriff and Trixie dodged a serious bullet. Deadwood is in a state of flux and Milch has the challenge of wrapping up everyone’s storylines (or at least most of them) in just four hours. HBO has cancelled a few good series lately – “Deadwood” and “Carnivale” are gone and “Rome” was on the chopping block before getting a year’s reprieve – so I’m wondering if this particular business model is working for them. They’ve put out some of the best TV in the last few years, so let’s hope that this stormy weather will blow through.

Jeremy Piven gets a trophy, Ari Gold gets the boot

I’ll be damned, they didn’t wuss out. After watching the “Entourage” writers so neatly wrap up last season’s primary conflicts in the finale, I seriously doubted they’d have the stones to let Vince fire Ari tonight. Instead, on the night Jeremy Piven took home the “Supporting Actor” Emmy, Ari Gold lost his #1 client, his first discovery, and the guy he described as “my baby.”

And you’ve got to love the way they did it. As soon as Lloyd called Vince “Mr. Chase” and said “they’re waiting for you in the conference room,” you knew what was about to happen and you felt damn sorry for Ari. I did anyway. It was painful to watch, just knowing that Ari could’ve saved the relationship had he brought Vince and E into his office, sat down, and admitted that he fucked up. Instead, he threw the flashy corporate presentation at Vince, and he crashed and burned.

So now, of course, the question becomes: How long does this all last? We’ve got several months to think about it, but it’s never too early to start. Personally, I say it drags on for at least the first two episodes next season, maybe longer. I said last week that a desperate Ari makes for great television – we saw it last season when he tried to organize the coup, we saw it again when he was scrambling to retain his clients after he got canned, and we saw it tonight when he tried to get “I Wanna Be Sedated” back while also sabotaging Vince’s lunch meeting (which was classic, by the way). After hearing Ari gush about Vinnie tonight, you know he’s going to be gung-ho next season trying to get back in the crew’s good graces. It’s just a matter of how long it takes Vince and E to cave.

I’ll put the over/under at three episodes, meaning Vince and Ari will reunite in the third episode. What do you think? Are you taking the over, the under, or the number?

Drama wrapped up a great season for him with another standout episode tonight. I can’t get enough of his “back in ‘92” stories, and the advice he gave Vinnie in the driveway at the end of the episode was spot-on. I’m torn, though, on whether or not I want to see his pilot picked up. I said an episode or two ago that an unemployed Johnny Drama has always been more fun to watch than a working Drama, so I bet it flops. Hell, at that point, it’d be hilarious to see him on “The Surreal Life,” as Ari suggested tonight.

Then there’s Turtle and E. Not much going on in Turtle’s life these days, huh? Now that Saigon dumped him, Turtle’s own storyline kinda stalled, though to be fair, it never really got going this season. And neither did E’s, for that matter. Sure, the threesome episodes were legendary, but beyond that there wasn’t much at all for E to do, which is a shame since he’s always been the show’s most intriguing character.

Despite those complaints, it was still an awesome season, largely because we didn’t have to sit through several painful episodes of the Vince/Mandy Moore ugliness. And the fact that Ari and Vince didn’t kiss and make up practically ensures that at least the first few episodes next season will be just as good.

Macy poo-poos Lohan’s behavior


“What do you mean you’re gonna ‘kick my ass’?”

Lindsay Lohan can’t get a break anymore. After being hit by a letter from a studio honcho bitching about her partying earlier this month, William H. Macy is now putting the Linz in her place for her tardiness on the sets. Macy puts it this way,

“I think what an actor has to realize (is that) when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you,” Macy told reporters Thursday. “There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked.”

That’s right, Lohan. William H. Macy is gonna kick your ass if he’s ever in another movie with you in which you show up late to film your little bits!

K-Fed strikes again…on a TV crime drama

Why do people keep giving this guy such golden opportunities? OK, well the Teen Choice Awards were better suited to K-Fed, but now the no-talent hack is going to appear on “CSI”. What’s next, a key to the city? A Pulitzer Prize? Oh, let’s just let K-Fed take it from here.

“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role.” He adds that the offer came about quickly. “I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards,” he says, “and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”

Wait, K-Fed, this isn’t your first time acting. Your marriage to Britney could be considered that. And if not that, then certainly your music career would be. Now stop lying and promise me your character gets killed off before the opening credits roll.

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