Month: July 2006 (Page 4 of 17)

Cook is sorry – Brinkley still workin’ out with Norris


Peter Cook is sorry and is gradually working up to the levels of Botox enjoyed by his wife.

Here’s a tissue for your issue, pal. Peter Cook, the big famous architect who got famous for marrying Christie Brinkley has announced that he’s sorry for a fling he had 10 years ago with a 19 year old girl. Yeah OK, so according to this story, a month after he broke it off with this girl, he got engaged to Brinkley. No harm, no foul, people! Consider it as the dude just having his last jollies before locking up the bait and tackle until he got divorced. Pshaw, this happens all the time…

Anyway, Cook sez:

“I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please … I love her,” Cook told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams via his lawyer, Norman Sheresky. “For a lifetime, I’ve tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse.”

Are you really sorry, Peter? Or are you just worried that Chuck Norris is gonna take your baby away for good and you’ll be forgotten again? Oh, to not have a public spotlight to constantly live within. That must suck.

Are you checking in with “The Office”?

Just because you’re on summer vacation doesn’t mean those hard-working drones at “The Office” are.

Okay, well, boss Michael Scott is MIA — but is that really anything new? Even when he’s in the office, he’s not exactly all there.

And, fine, Jim and Pam happen to be off shooting movies over the summer. We’ll allow that, because, frankly, we’re not yet ready to see what happens after that season-ending cliffhanger kiss of theirs. We can wait until September for that.

The important thing is, you can still get your fix of “The Office,” in a tasty three-minute bite, every Thursday on NBC.com. As reported previously in Premium Hollywood, NBC has produced ten original webisodes of its hit comedy, focusing on the efforts of the accounting team to locate $3,000 in missing Dunder Mifflin funds.

Three of the ten have been posted so far, and each has revealed at least one priceless comic moment for the characters involved. Watch for Kevin’s subtle condolence to Oscar, Phyllis’s lazy exit from her interview, and Meredith’s complaint that her ex-husband got “the good kid” in their divorce. At last, the second-string players get their moment in the sun.

GI Jane wears jeans

Doing her part to validate the UK’s image of Americans as uncultured slobs, Demi Moore reportedly wore a t-shirt and jeans at a lavish birthday celebration for Princess Beatrice at Windsor Castle recently:

Beatrice, the daughter of the Duke and Dutchess of York, had an elegant masked ball, estimated to cost more than $725,000, at Windsor Castle celebrating her 18th birthday. The three hundred guests — who included assorted lords and ladies as well as celebs such as Elton John and model Elle Macpherson — were asked to dress in period costumes from 1888 (Beatrice was born in August, 1988).

Moore showed up in a stunning, white Victorian ball gown but mid-party, she snuck away to slip into something more comfortable. “She went upstairs to change, then she came back a few minutes later in a black T-shirt, jeans and black pumps,” a source told the London Mirror, which reports that Moore ditched the gown because she wanted to boogie nimbly with her hubby, Ashton Kutcher.

Okay, so clearly it was the influence of Michael Kelso that led to the unpardonable fashion faux pas…but still: Jeans. Among royalty.

Don’t you think even Kelso would have known enough to at least wear one of his dressier tank tops and a decent pair of chinos to a royal function, the better to impress his British-babe hostess?

Actually, it’s more like a bad pedophile running a day care center

At the recent TV Critics Association panel introducing the new fall primetime season, recovering addict Aaron Sorkin compared the influence of television in America to “bad crack in the schoolyard:”

As the audience of journalists erupted into laughter, Sorkin playfully asked, “Why did I use that word?”

Actor Bradley Whitford replied, “I have no clue.”

At first, Sorkin simply added, “Everything is fine,” but later joked, “I will go person to person giving each $100 if we can just get the crack quote out of the papers tomorrow.”

Clearly, Sorkin’s pockets weren’t deep enough to get the cover-up job done.

And, worse, his slip may also have unintentionally shed some light on a larger issue: Sorkin’s mistaken yet firmly-held belief that there is such a thing as good crack in the schoolyard…

Three’s a crowd

What? You thought I was talking about Eric and his disastrous threesome with Sloan and gal pal Tori? Get outta here! I was referring to the inescapable shit storm that Ari has somehow managed to land in again, and with no other than Adam Davies, the mid-level agency prick who screwed the pooch on Ari’s little coup d’etat at the end of last season.

You see, after finally settling with Terrence for a severance worth $11 million, Ari gets all giddy and begins scouting locations for his new agency – the biggest and best in the city – but on his way out the door, he runs into Davies driving by. Later that night – at Sloan’s charity event (more on that soon) –Davies blackmails Ari into letting him in on the new agency with a guaranteed partnership, corner office and $1 million salary. Um, excuse me? Anyways, Ari hasn’t officially agreed to anything yet, but Davies the Rat has threatened to tell Terrence about his latest endeavor should he decide not to. Of course, the question here is: can Terrence really do anything other than buy the building first? I mean, that would definitely suck for Ari, but it wouldn’t change his decision to open a new agency. There’s gotta be plenty of prime real estate in the area… for the right price.

Back to the aforementioned charity event – with which Vince has been entered as the grand “Win a Date” prize – Eric is totally sweating another run-in with Tori. Following the surprising turn-of-events the night before, Eric meets up with her beforehand to apologize for his behavior, but she just blows him off as a jerk. Naturally, this only makes Eric want the hottie blonde that much more, but he figures that if he can hold out for one more night, he’ll never have to think about it again. Good luck with that one, bro. The situation proves all to much for the poor guy when Tori entertains the idea of trying the threesome one more time – but with no rules – but, unfortunately, nothing comes to fruition other than one final tease before she leaves to go back home.

There’s no way this is over. Maybe she lives in New York and they’re going to hook back up in the future? Then again, the writers have proven in the past that some of their subplots are very dispensable (remember Dom? Neither do we), so it may have just been meant as no more than a some much-needed character development for Eric. So, is he really that nice of a guy? No, he’s not, but his morals are enough in check to realize that fucking up his relationship with the gorgeous Sloan isn’t exactly a great idea.

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