Month: July 2006 (Page 13 of 17)

Tommy Lee wants you in his pants

Who’s got the looks that kill? Turns out it’s not Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil; it’s drummer Tommy Lee. Lee is in the process of launching a new clothing line, dubbed People’s Liberation for Tommy Lee — or “PL for TL” for short:

The limited PL for TL line will mostly consist of jeans, T-shirts and hats for men and women, with imagery from the rocker’s many tattoos reflected throughout the graphics and detailing. The jeans, which come in skinny, straight-leg, super-low, and boot-cut styles, feature back-pocket images that include a skull wearing a top hat, a dragon, a lotus flower and a koi fish as well as Lee’s signature.

The fashion line will launch at Bloomingdale’s stores and specialty boutiques nationwide beginning in September, and an optimistic buyer for Bloomie’s predicts a sellout. Should that happen, those who miss out on Tommy Lee’s jeans will have to console themselves with a pair from Buddy Lee instead.

Is Geddy Lee missing an opportunity here, perhaps?

At last, someone follows my advice on how to deal with Ann Coulter…

…but who knew it would be Adam Corolla?

Ann Coulter
“Sowing the seeds of love, seeds of love…”

I’ve seen friends of mine just become overwhelmed with rage when talking about conservative lightning rod Ann Coulter, and I tell them all the same thing: THAT’S WHAT SHE WANTS. If you ignore her, maybe she’ll eventually just go away. Well, Adam Corolla did the next best thing on his radio show (major props for having my girl Lisa Lampanelli on as his guest), when Ann called in an hour and a half late, then proceeded to tell Adam that she was running tight on time:

He hung up on her, right on the spot, while Coulter was in mid-sentence.

Crooks and Liars is hosting an audio clip of the song here. Make sure to keep listening for the one-liner his female partner gets in towards the end. I never thought I’d say this, but there is much to learn from Corolla’s good example.

Dan is the man

Deadwood Al Swearengen Dan

The tension between Dan and the Captain has been brewing now for a few weeks, and things came to a head in the thoroughfare. The Captain, thru Adams, called Dan out and Al had to rein him in as he tried to determine Hearst’s motives. After much pontificating, even posing questions to the Chief’s head in the box, Al couldn’t figure Hearst out, so he sent Dan off to do his worst.

The four-minute fight in the thoroughfare was brutal. It was evenly matched for the first half, with each guy getting his shots, but the Captain took advantage in the second half, and it looked like Al, who was watching from the balcony of the Gem, was about to give up on his man. But Dan fought back and ripped the Captain’s eye from his socket, which has to go down as one of the most violent moments in television history. Al gave Dan the OK to kill the Captain, and he didn’t waste any time in doing so.

Prior to the fight, Hearst tipped his hand when he was talking to the Captain about the fight being an “object lesson.” It was definitely a risky move for him to send the Captain, his only bodyguard in Deadwood, off to fight the camp’s toughest man, just to prove a point. It leaves him vulnerable, and it will cost him later.

Meanwhile, Bullock saw that Steve and Hostetler closed out their business, signing over the stable simultaneously to satisfy both of their egos. Steve is quickly becoming one of the most annoying characters on television, whining and complaining about every little thing. He challenged Hostetler to find the board he signed after the horse trampled Bullock’s kid, and when Hostetler produced it, the writing had been wiped off. Steve kept calling Hostetler dishonest and, finally, the old man had enough and shot himself in the head. I would have left Steve in the dust after the transaction, but I guess Hostetler cared too much about what Steve thought of him.

Hostetler’s death, which was ultimately caused by the death of Bullock’s son, sent the sheriff off the deep end and he went to confront Hearst about the murders of the union organizers. Hearst was drunk and insulted Bullock repeatedly, and it was all the sheriff could do to contain himself. Bullock dragged Hearst by his ear to jail, a move that will certainly have ramifications in the coming weeks.

Alma is using again, and it’s hurting her reputation at work and at home. Trixie had the line of the week when describing Alma’s actions to Sol:

“The bank’s founder and president, chief officer as well, of air-headed smugness and headlong plunges unawares into the f*cking abyss.”

That’s great stuff.

Alma tried to woo Ellsworth at home, but he pulled away (tasting the drugs on her lips?) and indicated that he was leaving her. Just when she was getting her life back together, Alma is once again navigating a very slippery slope.

The series is spending a lot of time with the theater troupe and I wish we could see more of Jane and Joanie. Other than that, the season is going well.

If you listen closely, you can hear Flavor Flav weeping…

Brigitte Nielsen – who was destined to remain a long-legged, large-breasted footnote of the ’80s until she scored an extra 15 minutes of fame by appearing on “The Surreal Life” – has married for the 5th time.

The “lucky” fellow this time around is one Mattia Dessi, who’s listed in the Yahoo! article about the marriage as a “former model”; he must not have been a very good one, however, since Nielsen’s Wikipedia entry refers to Dessi as a barman. From model to bartender to a has-been’s boy toy. Gee, is that moving up or down the corporate ladder…?

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