Jenny McCarthy. More fun to look at than watch? Quite possibly. Her movie Dirty Love won three Razzies. The damn thing barely took in over 58 grand. Now that’s gotta be bad. I’ve actually been there from the start of McCarthy’s career, having been a subcriber to Playboy at the time when she made her debut as a Playmate (and actually looked much cuter and of course hadn’t had her tits redone, along with everything else). Imagine my surprise then when she started popping up on TV and then landed her own show on MTV. I remember her being billed somewhere as “the new Lucille Ball.” Uh huh. Then she was in that ad for Candies shoes that featured her sitting on the toilet that won favor with no one. And she’s been cranking out a crappy career consistently ever since. So why do some people find her entertaining? You got me, although the message board entries defending her on IMDB are pretty damn funny.
Month: March 2006 (Page 20 of 23)
One wonders why they chose to air the latest Digital Short second to last, but that short was absolutely worth waiting up for. It begins as a simple sitdown with Chris Parnell and the most beautiful woman in the universe – or a dog that looks like she’s always about to hit puberty, depending on whom you ask – and soon turns into a profanity-laced hardcore rap track about making children cry, killing dogs, and shitting on people. Like “Lazy Sunday,” it’s another instant classic.
NBC disposed of my You Tube link in no time, but eventually, they put it up on their own site. Watch it here.
…but the fellow in this photo is the guy who runs “the world’s greatest Amanda Bynes fansite.”
All I’m saying is that, in my head, I imagined that the person who’d run such a site would be a woman in her late teens or early ’20s, not a guy with grey in his beard and a deer-in-headlights expression who looks like he’s literally soiling himself with excitement.
True to form, Isaac Mizrahi has gone on record as saying that he will not tone down his red carpet antics one iota for Sunday night’s Oscar extravaganza. Widely criticized for his Golden Globe red carpet interviews–which included grabbing Scarlett Johanssen’s breast, questioning various celebrities about their underwear, and asking Eva Longoria about her carpet–Mizrahi remains uncowed by the Academy spokesmen’s remarks that such behavior will be frowned upon Sunday night.
Which is not entirely surprising, actually, given that the Academy’s official threat is that they will be “extraordinarily angry” if the fashion designer does anything deemed inappropriate. That, and that they “cannot predict” what they will do if Isaac goes against their wishes. Well, that’s enough to give anyone pause, right there.
To his credit, Mizrahi has said that the award arrival pre-shows have bored him to tears in the past, and that he was only “asking the questions that interested him,” in an attempt to liven things up.
Mission accomplished. While I’ve tended to skip all but the last half-hour or so of the arrival shows in the past…you can bet I’ll be tuning into E! at 5:30 sharp (Eastern) just to watch this train wreck develop.
Just in time for the release of upcoming Tom Hanks blockbuster “The Da Vinci Code,” gay porn outfit PZP Productions will offer some intriguing suppositions about the exact chemical makeup of the paint used to create the famed artist’s masterworks in… “The Da Vinci Load.”
Place your orders now…just like its more respectable doppelganger, “Load” will be made available to the public on May 19. That makes it a few days late to work as a Mother’s Day gift…but moms do tend to love art, especially Renaissance art, so maybe she won’t mind the wait.
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