Just in time for the release of upcoming Tom Hanks blockbuster “The Da Vinci Code,” gay porn outfit PZP Productions will offer some intriguing suppositions about the exact chemical makeup of the paint used to create the famed artist’s masterworks in… “The Da Vinci Load.”
Place your orders now…just like its more respectable doppelganger, “Load” will be made available to the public on May 19. That makes it a few days late to work as a Mother’s Day gift…but moms do tend to love art, especially Renaissance art, so maybe she won’t mind the wait.

