And that’s fine with me, because I love a little mystery, don’t you know. Alba is currently pissed at Playboy who are using her photo on a cover without her consent. She was approached by the mag to be part of a celeb pictorial and refused.

“Despite Alba’s flat-out rejection, her lawyer alleges that Playboy went ahead and obtained a publicity photo of the Into the Blue star under false pretenses by telling Columbia Pictures that the actress had approved the use of the photo, which then wound up on the cover of the bunny-eared publication.”

I suppose Hef is getting tired of his three Barbie doll airhead girlfriends and wants a real woman. Too bad, you wrinkly old turd. Jessica’s too good for you Viagra-riddled erectile dysfunction.