Get a load of this: Scarlett Johannson and Keira Knightley, naked.
Word has it that Rachel McAdams was also going to appear on the cover, but modesty overwhelmed her, presumably after getting a look at the racktastic Johannson in the buff. Last month, VF subscribers got a nude shot of Lindsay Lohan, and now this. Whoever graces their cover next month is toast.
There’s also a video of Knightley and Johannson getting ready for the big shoot. And before you ask, no, they’re not naked in it.
Holy smokes, we are not going to get anything done today. Boom shacka lacka lacka lacka.
