Month: January 2006 (Page 21 of 22)

Coffee is for closers…soldier!

Acclaimed playwright and screenwriter David Mamet (“Glengarry Glen Ross”) has signed on as executive producer for his first-ever TV series. CBS drama ‘The Unit’ will premiere in March, and features Dennis Haysbert as the leader of an elite U.S. military team–a slight demotion from his former role as Commander-In-Chief David Palmer on Fox’s “24.” Also attached are former T-1000 Robert Patrick (hot on the heels of his acclaimed performance in “Walk the Line”) and former Jennifer Garfleck arm candy Scott Foley–who might just finally be poised to outshine his ex-wife’s career luster, now that she’s on the downswing and all.

No word yet on whether the munitions carried by the team of elite operatives will include Mamet’s standard array of f-bombs.

You’re my boy, Blue…

Patrick Cranshaw has died at the age of 86…though not, sadly, immediately preceding a wrestling match with two topless women. If you don’t know who he is (and the title of this posting nor the preceding sentence don’t give you a clue), click here.

New Year’s Mockin’ Eve…?

Did anyone else turn on “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” last night solely out of morbid curiosity…?

I mean, I didn’t.

Well, not really, anyway. I would’ve turned it to ABC, anyway, out of habit as much as anything…but I DID really want to see how Dick Clark looked. It totally didn’t seem like a proper New Year’s Eve without Dick Clark hosting last year’s festivities, so I was glad to hear he was coming back this year…but then there was all that controversy about how they doctored up a photo so that they could have one of Clark with his “co-host” Ryan Seacrest together, and people wondered, “Well, geez, how bad off IS he?”

Well, he looked pretty much just like Dick Clark…but, man, as soon as he opened his mouth, there was no question that the man had had a stroke. At the party I was attending, people were, like, “Oh, my GOD, he sounds AWFUL!” And, okay, he didn’t have that booming, confident Dick Clark voice, no…but, still, the guy fought his way back from a stroke and, only a year later, he had accomplished enough in the way of recovery to be able to appear on camera (albeit in a studio rather than out on the street) and address the audience sporadically throughout the night. You almost wanted to applaud the guy. And, yet, lots of people at this party just kept going, “Oh, that’s so SAD!”

I don’t think it’s sad; I think it’s awesome.

Dick Clark has been a staple of my life for as long as I can remember, and I’m just glad he’s back…because when he’s really gone for good, I don’t forsee a need to turn on the TV on New Year’s Eve ever again.

Most depressing fact in a “Simpsons” episode commentary EVER.

The Simpsons‘ 138th Episode Spectacular” came during the show’s 7th season. It’s a glorified clip show, basically, but there was some hilarious new material courtesy of the late Phil Hartman as Troy McClure.

(“Right about now, you’re probably saying, ‘Troy, I’ve seen every Simpsons episode. You can’t show me anything new.’ [menacingly] Well, you got some attitude, Mister.”)

When listening to the audio commentary, however, one finds out that Hartman so loved the character of Troy McClure that he was fully committed to and incredibly excited by the idea of doing a live-action Troy McClure movie.

Damn, damn, damn.

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