Shame on you, J.J. Abrams. The sight of Sydney Bristow – in the third term of her pregnancy – running around conducting CIA field ops is absolutely absurd. First, Jennifer Garner gets her former beau (Michael Vartan) kicked off the show because he wasn’t friendly with her new guy, then she gets knocked up and the producers are forced to work her pregnancy into the show’s storyline. They should have waited to start filming until after she gave birth – I can’t believe I’m typing this – so the show would at least have some of its credibility after killing off its best character. Hear that? It’s the sound of “Alias” being deleted from TiVo season passes across the country.