Conan ain’t interested in NBC’s 12:05 AM pitch – UPDATED
Although NBC has, in the wake of their decision to cancel Jay Leno’s prime-time show, spoken openly about their desire to restructure their late-night line-up to offer a half-hour of Leno, then “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” it’s taken until today for Conan to break his silence on the matter…with a great big “no.”

The New York Times’ Media Decoder column has offered up the full text of O’Brien’s formal statement, and you should absolutely read it in full, as it’s a ballsy missive that’ll make a whole lot of his fellow comedians (not to mention quite a few TV critics, including myself) stand up and cheer. But if you’re just looking for the highlights, here they are:
* “It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule.”
* “I sincerely believe that delaying ‘The Tonight Show’ into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. ‘The Tonight Show’ at 12:05 simply isn’t ‘The Tonight Show.’ Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the ‘Late Night’ show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.”
* “I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of ‘The Tonight Show.’ But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction.”
* “I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.”
Okay, first of all, as I said above, this makes me want to stand up and cheer, because Conan’s getting screwed by NBC, plain and simple, and I think it’s awesome that he’s not just going to bend over and take it. But with that said, I can’t see the network doing anything other than saying, “Oh, you’re not going to do it? Fair enough, then we’ll put Jay back into ‘The Tonight Show,’” because they’re certainly not going to give Leno his walking papers.
What do you think Conan should do?
UPDATE: I just popped over to see what was being said about the matter at Deadline.com, and it seems as though there’s a meeting going down at NBC-Universal…or, at least, there was at 1:45 PM PST. According to Nikki Finke, “On one side of the room are NBCU bigwigs Jeff Gaspin and Marc Graboff. On the other side of the room are O’Brien’s reps: manager Gavin Palone, WME agent and board member Rick Rosen, and the newest member of Team Conan — Hollywood litigator Patty Glaser who was hired on Sunday and is WME’s legal shark of choice.”
Per Ms. Finke…
My insiders say O’Brien’s reps didn’t want him to do (release the statement). “They were not thrilled. They told him it would undercut his negotiating leverage,” one source revealed to me. “But Conan wouldn’t listen to them. He wanted to make it.” When Conan read the statement to the staff, “he broke up. He began to cry,” one of my insiders reveals. “Because for 17 years he was working towards The Tonight Show, and now he says he’s prepared to walk away from it. That’s an amazing thing. An amazing thing. But he takes very seriously the fact that The Tonight Show baton was passed to him.”
Here at Premium Hollywood, we can sum up our position on the matter in three words:

‘Nuff said.
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I don’t blame him. He should move on.
He should walk. He’ll find another home with no problem. Let them have Leno if they’re that desperate for ratings.
If Leno had any class whatsoever, *he* should be the one to walk. Conan shouldn’t have to give up what he’s worked so hard for for so many years. If Leno ends up taking over “The Tonight Show” again, I hope his ratings tank even harder than the current show, and Letterman stays king.
He should walk. Let Leno crawl back to “The Tonight Show.” This whole situation is ridiculous. The 10PM Leno show sounded bad from the start.
I have to admit that, although I am 100% in Conan’s camp, I do think that Leno kinda got fucked through no real fault of his own. NBC took a gamble, they lost, and now Jay’s options are uniformly awful. The 11:35 slot for his own show obviously isn’t going to happen if Conan won’t accept 12:05, and if Conan leaves, I have to presume that they’ll give Jay back “The Tonight Show.” It’s a move that’ll leave a horrid taste in everyone’s mouth, but, what, like they’re going to give it to Jimmy Fallon…?
All things being equal, I, too, think that stepping out would be the classy thing for Jay to do…but, then, I can also imagine him saying, “Why should I? I didn’t do anything wrong!”
I am probably being a tad harsh on Jay, but this entire thing just smells rotten. Why would he even want to, as John says, “crawl back to The Tonight Show”? He did a huge farewell to TTS last year, and made big plans for the future – plans that didn’t work out. How exactly does he go back to something he clearly already said goodbye to?
We may very well be looking at the end of “The Tonight Show,” as it’s entirely possible that Conan leaves, and “The Jay Leno Show” will move to 11:30. Obviously NBC doesn’t give a toss about the brand name at this point, and out of the options available, it could very well be a casualty.
Conan is getting screwed here! What was Leno going to do for half an hour anyway?
This has been all over the ‘net, but just in case anyone’s missed it, I think Patton Oswalt’s comments on the situation (which may turn out to be a business mistake for him, or not) are really worth a listen, though it takes a few minutes.
http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/01/patton-oswalt-on-leno-and-conan-shak
eup-audio.html
I do have to say I completely agree with him on the point that it’s kind of unfathomable why it means so damn much for Jay to stay on nightly late night television at this point. I can’t help but wonder if he’s an example of the point where workaholism becomes truly non-productive. Of course, if I thought he was funny, I’d feel differently.