Category: Rescue Me (Page 5 of 5)

NYC: The city of brotherly love

Wow. Talk about your sibling rivalries. The heat on this whole Johnny/Janet secret relationship fiasco has just gotten turned way up now that Tommy knows. And he promptly beat the shit out of Johnny as soon as he found out, pouncing him from across the table and then taking it to the streets where he could smash his little brother’s head through some car window. Of course, this shouldn’t have even taken place. All they had to do was keep it cool around Tommy (that means no holding hands or playing footsie), and he would have never found out, but they simply couldn’t contain themselves. As far as I’m concerned, Johnny had that ass whooping coming, but the fact that Tommy threw Janet into a parked car was the icing on the cake. That woman is a crazy succubus who needs a lesson in treating others properly. I mean, did she really need to reject Sheila’s offer to help her up? She was just trying to be supportive. Bitch.

Meanwhile, Lou is really hurting, and the fact that money seems to be on everyone else’s mind isn’t helping. Jerry is struggling with the hike in his wife’s medical bills, Franco is contemplating taking the Lieutenant’s exam, and Probie is still trying to decide whether or not he should transfer out of Ladder 62. And after seeing Johnny get the shit kicked out of him, Garrity’s gotta be worried that Tommy will eventually find out about him dating his younger sister, Maggie. It probably doesn’t help that Tommy’s a little frustrated, either. When he’s not busy helping his younger daughter “dispose” of all the junk food she ate earlier that day, or paying off his oldest (and supposedly born-again) daughter not to mention anything about it to their mother, the poor guy has to put up with a chatty Cathy who’d he much rather fuck than listen to talk about things like cheerleading and interior decorating. It’s actually pretty amazing that he still hasn’t turned to alcohol for a little support, but it shouldn’t be very long before he does. For now, though, that seems to be Lou’s forte.

Oh, and did I forgot to mention that Susan Sarandon made her first appearance tonight? Yeah, she plays a smoking hot businesswoman who’s going to do just about anything she can to seduce Franco into her bedroom. Is FX actually getting anywhere with these big name guest stars? I sure hope so.

Snakes in a fire

It looks like New Line Cinema’s upcoming cult flick (“Snakes on a Plane”) has a few fans on the inside. The first fire of the new “Rescue Me” season was jam-packed with reptiles crawling and slithering to their freedom, but none were more entertaining than the assortment of snakes (including a giant boa constrictor-sized) that scared the shit out of Tommy and the rest of Ladder 62. It’s nice to see that the guys haven’t lost their sense of humor, though, because with a new year comes a new deck of problems, not to mention the old hands that are still on the table; the most significant of course being the death of Tommy’s son, Connor. And while Tommy continues to battle his inner demons, his ex-wife Janet threatens him with divorce court. It also doesn’t help that Janet is banging Tommy’s older brother, Johnny (a plot the writers tried to keep secret ‘til the very end, but one that I had a hunch about since the end of last season), and for now, Tommy is none the wiser.

Meanwhile, Tommy runs to Sheila for help with his dad – who’s acting more like an infant with each passing day – and in turn, is given the task to sit down with her son Damien to have the old “birds and the bees” talk. Damien actually knows more than he’s letting on, and after Tommy grills him about his new fuck buddy, discovers that it’s actually his 37-year-old science teacher. Wow. Talk about your ultimate fantasies. Tommy’s intrigued, anyways, and after going to the school to meet her, it wouldn’t surprise me if the two got involved. Of course, with Janet out of the picture, Sheila’s got my vote as long as she doesn’t start acting crazy again.

The rest of the crew isn’t doing so well, either. Jerry’s up to his head in medical bills, Garrity is dating Tommy’s dominatrix sister, and Kenny is still recovering from the con job that Danielle (or Candi, or whatever her name) pulled on him before skipping town. And much like Probie’s creepy stalker storyline from last season, this is the one subplot that has me extremely worried. Kenny is the heart and soul of the firehouse, and I’d rather not watch him struggle with his losses by acting like a total bum.

Oh, and one more thing: the Chief has officially banned smoking in the firehouse. Yeah, like that’s going to happen…

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