Category: TV (Page 536 of 595)

Look at those cute little faces…those adorable whiskers and furry little tails. You wouldn’t want anything to happen to them, would you? That would be a travesty.

And yet…you clearly don’t care what happens to them at all. If you did, you would have voted the Grey-Haired Kitty Murderer off of American Idol weeks ago, safely preventing him from publicly uttering the words that will send these adorably fuzzy little bundles of cuddliness careening to their fully avoidable deaths at the bottom of the Scioto River.

Now, so far the kittens have remained safe. Because of unavoidable schedule conflicts (and, in one case, a Kitty-Protecting Husband with a twitchy DVR-erase finger), I have not actually seen Taylor Cocker perform his reanimated-corpse-like dance moves and utter his inane mantra since I first voiced my kitty drowning threat.

But this is getting ridiculous. The Soul Patrol must be stopped. Taylor must not be permitted to continue dancing like a zombie from the “Thriller” video and repeating his idiotic catch phrase all over the airwaves for weeks and weeks to come. This Grey Goose needs to be cooked, and soon.

Taylor must not win American Idol. The lives of the kitties depend on it.

You don’t hate kitties, do you?

Okay, then. You know what to do.

The ratings are higher than ever. The water-cooler factor is more intense than ever. The contestants are more talented than ever. No wonder the anticipation is running so high for “American Idol Season 5 Encores,” the fifth compilation album of songs by the finalists from America’s No. 1 television series. The fifth season compilation CD will be released by 19 Recordings/RCA on May 23, the same day that the top two finalists will battle it out in the exciting season finale of Fox-TV’s “American Idol.”

“American Idol Season 5 Encores” will feature the top 12 finalists singing their best performances from this season. Rocker Chris Daughtry offers his take on Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive.” Kellie Pickler contributes her special version of Patsy Cline’s “Walkin’ After Midnight.” And Taylor Hicks sings the classic, Doobie Brothers’ “Takin’ It to the Streets.” Just 17 years old, Paris Bennett, granddaughter of gospel singer Ann Nesby, uniquely updates Gladys Knight & the Pips’ “Midnight Train to Georgia.” Also 16, Kevin Covais impresses with his interpretation of the Nat King Cole classic, “When I Fall in Love.” Katharine McPhee, lauded by the judges for her beauty and talent, sings Aretha Franklin’s “Think.” Elliott Yamin, excels on James Moody’s “Moody’s Mood for Love.” Dubbed “Man-Diva,” Mandisa is outstanding on a song that was a hit for Chaka Khan and Whitney Houston, “I’m Every Woman.” Heartthrob Ace Young does a turn on George Michael’s “Father Figure.” Known for his country pipes, Bucky Covington sings the Stevie Ray Vaughn with Double Trouble arrangement of Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition.” Teenager Lisa Tucker also turns to the Stevie Wonder songbook, with a perfect rendition of “Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m Yours.” And Melissa McGhee sings a song the judges raved about, her version of Heart’s “What About Love.”

The first four “American Idol” compilations have sold a combined total of 2.4 Million copies. Counting all of the contestants who have released albums since the series debuted in 2002, the “American Idol” franchise has sold over 19 million albums and 4.5 million singles.

Last night’s “American Idol” results show was painfully a full hour long, before the climax of sending home Elliott Yamin. And in the end the thing that surprised us all was that the voting was so close. Mere percentage points separated Elliott from the second-place vote-getter…in fact, each contestant garnered 33 % of the vote but then the last per cent determined the outcome. Wow. Elliott really brought his A-game the last few weeks and made a serious run at becoming the next Idol, but was beaten out by the hugely popular Taylor Hicks and girl-next-door Katharine McPhee.

The show started with Ryan Seacrest telling us that on Tuesday night, 50 million people voted, another record. As annoying as Seacrest is, that number really is astounding and proof of just how popular this show has become. Then there was a recap of Tuesday’s performances, followed by footage of each contestant going back to their hometown last week to mingle with fans, meet with Governors, and be interviewed on radio and TV. Elliott even got to throw out the first pitch at a Richmond Braves game, and dude threw a strike!

After the footage, each contestant got to perform the song they recorded for the upcoming “American Idol 5” CD. Taylor did the Doobie Brothers’ “Takin’ It To The Streets,” Katharine sang Aretha Franklin’s “Think” and Elliott did “Blue is the Mood For Love.” After watching them all perform, I concluded that Katharine’s version of “Think” was her best performance yet, even better than “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” from Tuesday night. Mrs. Vandalay even agreed, while muttering under her breath that Chris Daughtry still should be in the finals. Anyway, maybe it’s because there was no pressure, but holy shit…..Katharine can belt it out and in many ways really does deserve to be in the finals.

Then Clive Davis came out and accepted an award for his role in making the show what it is. When you look back, and realize that Kelly Clarkson alone has sold 10 million records and won two Grammys, and then at the success of Clay Aiken, Fantasia, and Carrie Underwood…..it’s clear that “American Idol” has had quite an impact on pop music since its inception in 2002. Fox Network, please make that check out to “Art V-A-N-D-A-L-A-Y.” But anyway…..

Seacrest showed the results a little differently this week….he put up on a big screen the final percentages of the votes: 33.68, 33.26, and 33.06. Then said “Let’s put a name to the lowest percentage,” and it was Elliott. That wasn’t a surprise, but the closeness of the voting sure was.

So next week, the gray-haired wonder slugs it out with the California girl for the right to be named the next American Idol. I’m still banking on Taylor, but then again, I thought Bo Bice should have won last season. Hang on, it’s sure to be an exciting (read: painfully long) two episodes next week.
Till then,

Vandalay, OUT.