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Good things come to those who get disemboweled onscreen

Here’s a show that will give the MTV Movie Awards a run for its money: The Chainsaw Awards, a joint production between Fuse and Fangoria, airing on Fuse Sunday, October 22nd.

Sounds like a joke, right? But one quick look at the categories and nominees, and it’s clear these people have done their homework. Okay, some of the music video categories are a joke – anything that threatens to hand any award that’s not a Razzie to She Wants Revenge is a joke – but I’ll definitely tune in for Best Death Scene (which, for my money, is a tossup between “Snakes on a Plane” and “Saw II”) and Bloodiest Beatdown. Get your freak on, kids.

To vote for your favorites, go to fuse.tv between September 1st and (oh, geez) Friday, October 13th.

www.fuse.tv

I predict a (race) riot

Looking to pump some life back into the 13th edition of its “Survivor” franchise, CBS has announced that the tribes will be segregated by race this go-round. For the season that begins September 14, twenty “Survivor” contestants will compete in four separate tribes that consist exclusively of white, black, Latino and Asian members, respectively.

“Survivor” producer Mark Burnett insists the new setup is simply an attempt to respond to viewer complaints about the lack of ethnic diversity on the show (as only two of the program’s twelve winners have been minority contestants), and not merely a cheap gimmick to raise the level of inter-tribe conflict and pander to racial stereotypes.

No word, then, on why the four tribes are reportedly named the Imperialist Bastards, the Gangsta Thugs, the Lazy Immigrants, and the Lousy Drivers. Coincidence, probably.

I haven’t watched it in years, so I have no opinion

But SNL will be cutting some cast members due to budgetary constraints. According to the story, no new cast members will be added, but four will definitely be dropped. Lorne Michaels says that the announcements of who is going will be made around Labor Day. Honestly, I can’t think of the last time I watched a new episode of the show. It had to be when Will Ferrell and that whole crew were still on.

Quick: What rhymes with Moops?

It was only a matter of time. After dominating the syndicated airwaves for the past decade, “Seinfeld” has been reinvented as a musical. Sort of.

A dinner theatre in Winnipeg, Canada has developed “The Gerry Steinfeld Show,” a musical comedy featuring comedian Gerry Steinfeld and his friends Elaine Venice, George Cadenza and Cosmo Krainer. Hmmmm…

VH-1’s Best Week Ever has posted a link to the Winnipeg Sun’s review of the show, along with some suggested song lyrics. Theirs are pretty lame, though; we’re sure you can do better. For example, they left out the following classic ditties:

“Sister, Can You Spare a Square?”
“What Can You Do When There’s No Soup for You?”
And the tender ballad, “I Get All Loopy When You Call Me Shmoopy”

So, let’s hear it: What songs would you write for the “Seinfeld” musical?

Hi there, I’m looking for the doorway to Hell? Room 666? Thanks a bunch.

Much like the opening lineup of a baseball team, tonight’s episode wasn’t very spectacular, but it did its job by loading the bases with enough possibilities for the season finale to knock home a few runs. Following the random shooting of Tommy’s brother, Johnny, it’s finally revealed that the shooter in question was a hired gun paid to kill the cop planning to testify against some low-level drug dealer. Now, Johnny’s dead and Tommy’s out shopping for a casket. This all seems a little too reminiscent of last season’s second-to-last episode (where Tommy’s son, Colin, was killed in a drunk driving accident), but the writers had to find a way to keep his character on the show, and now that Johnny’s out of the picture, you can bet that Tommy will be back with his wife in no time. Of course, if they really wanted to surprise us, Tommy would stick with his initial plans of moving away with Sheila, but I just don’t see that happening any time soon.

Oh well, at least Garrity finally married Maggie. Then again, the ceremony did take place directly following the burying of Johnny – and at the cemetery, no less – but that only gave the writers the chance to introduce the long-lost (and deaf) Gavin sister, Rosemary. I’m not exactly sure why they did this (perhaps just so the hilarious sign-language gag between Maggie, Rosemary, Tommy and Garrity actually worked), but maybe they felt like the Gavin family was losing too many members. Oh well, perhaps we’ll find out more after next week’s season finale. Then again, maybe not.

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