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Heroes, Week 1: Meet The Gang

Welcome to NBC’s live-action comic book…and say “hello” to the characters:

* Peter Petrelli (Milo Ventimigliai) is a home health-care worker for a dying man who dreams of jumping off a building and flying…but, more realistically, he dreams of dating the dying man’s daughter. Naturally, she’s already seeing someone. His brother, Nathan (Adrian Pasdar, formerly known as TV anti-hero Jim Profit), would just as soon Peter not bother him with either dream, given that he’s pursuing a political career. You can therefore imagine that Nathan’s even less excited about his mom getting arrested for shoplifting. He’s so annoyed at it all that he essentially tells Peter that if he thinks he can fly, then maybe he should jump…but when he does, it’s Nathan who suddenly flies up to save the plunging Peter. Unfortunately, the episode ends with Nathan losing his grip on his falling brother…

* Niki Sanders (Ali Larter) is a single mom in Las Vegas who pays the bills – including those of her genius son’s private school – by gettin’ nekkid on a webcam. She’s got this strange problem where her reflection seems to have a life of their own. She’s also got some tough folks are after her, thanks to her having borrowed money from the mob to keep her son in school. They’re taken care of in quick order, however, when the aforementioned reflection seems to come alive…and kill the mobsters. Or has she done it herself, and the actions of her reflection are less a power than a psychosis? Hmmmmm…

* Claire Bennett (Hayden Panettiere) is a high school cheerleader who’s developed a tremendous increased healing factor – a la Wolverine, if you want to make the comparison – and is constantly testing the limits of her abilities…but, that having been said, she’s also really, really freaked out by them, so you half suspect she’d be just as happy if her last words were, “Well, looks like we found my limit.” She tries to get the assistance of a longtime school chum to help her in gauging her abilities, but the chasm of popularity between them starts gets in the way…until she lunges headlong into a factory fire to save several firefighters. By episode’s end, she’s only sure of one thing: she’s gotta be adopted.

* Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka) is officially my hero…and he’s gonna be the hero of every geek who watches the show. He’s well-versed in science fiction and superhero lore, and he’s downright giddy about his newfound ability to do some crazy shit with the space-time continuum, including stopping time and teleporting himself. First stop: the women’s bathroom. (Where else?) But when he clears his mind, stares blankly at an advertisement for New York City, and suddenly finds himself standing in Times Square, his reaction is so authentic that you’re almost as excited as he is!

* Isaac Mendez (Santiago Cabrera) is a junkie artist…one who just so happens to be dating the daughter of the dying guy that Peter’s nursemaiding…and he’s going nuts because he seems to have developed the ability to paint the future. She wants to help him, but he’s too busy freaking out…so much so that he intentionally O.D.’s after filling a canvas with the image of an apocalypse in New York.

* And, lastly, tying the whole bunch together is Mohinder Suresh (Sendhil Ramamurthy). A college professor in India, Mohinder believes in the human genome project and feels that mankind may well be standing on the threshold of recognizing the heights human potential…but, then, he got that from his father, who feels the same way. Make that “felt,” since Mohinder discovers that his father has died mysteriously. Concerned that Pops might well have been in possession of important scientific information, Mohinder goes to his father’s residence in India and finds that it’s in the process of being raided; after swiping some of his papers, he then flies to his father’s residence in New York City and finds that his father had been tracking something on a map. He also finds a tape, but we don’t get any scoop on what’s on it. It must be pretty important stuff, though, because Mohinder decides to stick around NYC, getting a job as a cab driver…and not long after doing so, a fellow hops into his car, knows who he is, and freaks Mohinder out enough to jump out of the cab and make a run for it.

What’s coolest so far is how it all ties together, not least of which because everyone witnesses the same eclipse. I mean, Isaac is watching the news and sees the report about the fire where Claire’s rescued the firefighter, Mohinder picks up Peter in his cab, and the fellow who scares Monhinder to death…? That’s Claire’s dad. The preview for upcoming weeks would seem to indicate that the bond between them all is even stronger than we’ve seen thus far.

Wow. One week in, and I already want to know how it ends.

Thursday night showdown: Preliminary Nielsen results

The Nielsen ratings for last night’s season premieres are in, and it’s a mixed bag.

On the plus side, ABC powerhouse “Grey’s Anatomy” beat former Thursday night champ “CSI” handily, scoring a 10.9 rating against the key Adults 18-49 demographic group vs. a still respectable 7.5 rating for “CSI.” This was one of the more highly-contested time slots on the entire fall schedule, and while “Grey’s” ratings may settle a bit lower after any cliffhanger-related curiosity ratings wear off, the gap is wide enough that ABC would still appear to have the edge for the near future.

More disappointingly, the season premieres of Emmy-award-winning comedy “The Office” and its lead-in “My Name Is Earl” were trounced not only by “Survivor” (which was perhaps to be expected), but also by a “Grey’s Anatomy” clip show.

Yes, you read that correctly: More people tuned in to view a CLIP SHOW of “Grey’s Anatomy” material from LAST SEASON than bothered to find out what happened after Jim and Pam kissed.

Is there no justice in the world?

Jericho, Episode 1: And so it begins…

It’s the first episode, so it’s a long one, kids…

Jake Green (Skeet Ulrich) arrives in Denver, Colorado, by train, then – in a parking garage neighboring the station – uncovers a car. At a glance, the car looks like it’s been under wraps for some time…and it’s confirmed when Jake drives from Denver over to his hometown of Jericho, Kansas, and gets a rousing reception from everyone he sees. He’s decidedly elusive about where he’s been, however; he tells one person he’s been playing minor-league baseball, another that he’s been in the Navy. He offers the latter explanation to his ex-girlfriend, Emily Sullivan (Ashley Scott); she’s not selling what he’s buying, but when she asks for the truth, he offers only silence. It turns out that Jake’s returned home to visit his grandfather and ask his family for money; his mother (Pamela Reed) is thrilled to see him, but he receives scorn from both his father (Gerald McRaney) and brother (Kenneth Mitchell) based on his past reputation for squandering both his money and his opportunities. Disheartened, Jake and his mom go to visit Jake’s grandfather…who, we quickly learn when they show up at a cemetary, is deceased. After the graveside visit, Jake’s ready to hit the road…so ready that even his mom can’t convince him to do otherwise; meanwhile, just as Jake’s driving out of town, a bus full of schoolkids from Jericho – chaperoned by their teacher, Mrs. Lisinski (Sprague Grayden) – are returning from a fieldtrip. Suddenly, her cell phone goes out…

…Jake’s radio goes abruptly to static…

…TV signals all over Jericho cut out…

…and, as as a couple of little children are playing outside, one of them spots a horrifying sight in the distance: a mushroom cloud, right in the general vicinity of Denver.

At this point, several different stories begin to unfold simultaneously. The bus hits a deer and crashes. Jake and another driver, both understandably distracted by the sight of a mushroom cloud in the distance, run right into each other…and Jake’s the only one that makes it out alive. Teenager Dale Turner (Erik Knudsen) finds an answering machine message from his mother…one that’s interrupted by the nuclear blast. Jake’s dad – who, by day, is Mayor Green – begins to round up the troops and maintain calm in Jericho…a Herculean task, given that everyone’s panicking, particularly the parents of the kids on the bus. He sends the sheriff and a few of his deputies out to search for the bus.

As Jake attempts to stumble back to Jericho, bearing a nasty wound on his forehead from his wreck, he comes across a pair of kids from the bus who plead with him to come back and help them. Back in town, all phone service is out and no-one’s responding on the police radio; people are on the verge of rioting and looting. We meet a new resident of the town: Robert Hawkins, a former cop from St. Louis who immediately leaps into the fray to attempt and assist the police. Mayor Green visits a local eccentric named Oliver, who has the only ham radio in town, in order to try and contact someone beyond Jericho and confirm or deny that Denver was only city to have been bombed…and, then, the power goes out all over town.

Jake makes it to the bus, where he finds that a little girl suffered major throat trauma when they crashed; he surprises both the kids and Ms. Lisinski – make that Heather – by performing an emergency tracheotomy and saving the girl’s life. Meanwhile, it looks like the sheriff has found the kids, until we realize that the bus he’s on used to be full of convicts…and is now empty; moments later, he’s shot and killed, his uniform stolen by an unseen party. D’oh! Dale finally stops listening to his mother’s answering machine message in the darkness of his house, taking it over to the Green’s house and playing it for them. “I’m so sorry, Dale,” says Mrs. Green, “I didn’t realize your mother was in Denver.” His heart-stopping reply: “She wasn’t. She was in Atlanta.”

Jake starts the bus and, even with what’s clearly a pretty bad concussion, begins to drive the kids and their chaperone back to town…not that it’s such a great place to be. Dale’s trying his best to assist his employer at the grocery store in preserving her refrigerated and frozen goods – it’s obvious he sees her as a surrogate mother – but he’s pretty much the only person doing anything noble. The townsfolk are completely freaking out, trying to full their vehicles with gas and get the hell out of town. Hawkins offers the suggestion that they use highway lights to illuminate the otherwise-dark town, and it pays off; the sudden light momentarily stuns folks into stopping their panic, but it doesn’t last. Local mayoral candidate Gray Anderson uses the moment to rally the townspeople…and demand answers and solutions from the mayor. Green tries to calm them, but he’s got no answers to their questions. He gets a reprieve when Jake pulls up with the busload of kids, and, in the wave of excitement from the crowd, the mayor asks them to place their trust in him and he’ll do his best to get them the answers they all want.

Seems like a pretty uplifting ending, right? Nah. The episode actually ends with Emily, who’s been driving to pick up her fiancee, having to stop her car when the road is filled with the bodies of fallen birds. Breathlessly, she asks, “What’s happening?”

Yeah, right, like they’re going to answer THAT in the first episode…

In: The Prince Show. Out: Lazy Sunday, Part Deux

Back in April, while in the throes of a mad TV crush on Kristen Wiig, I started to wonder what cuts Lorne Scissorhands would be making to the cast of “Saturday Night Live” in the offseason. Here were my picks for the soon-to-be-departed:

Rachel Dratch
Tina Fey
Finesse Mitchell
Maya Rudolph
Horatio Sanz

And here’s who Lorne axed, through the simple omission of their names in a press release:

Rachel Dratch
Tina Fey
Finesse Mitchell
Chris Parnell
Horatio Sanz

Four out of five ain’t bad, if you’re playing baseball. Personally, I’m surprised by the departure of Parnell. I thought that he and Andy Samberg would be making beautiful “Red Vines + Mr. Pibb = crazy delicious” music together for years to come. On the plus side, that kills the Merv the Perv skit once and for all, so there’s that.

On another note, they announced the host and musical guest for the season premiere. The band is the Killers, and that makes sense since they have a new record out October 3. And for the host…?

Dane Cook.

I don’t know about you all, but I remember the last time he hosted “SNL,” and it sucked out loud. His new movie, “Employee of the Month” (which comes out three days after the Killers’ new album) looks even worse. This is looking like an ominous season premiere, especially with the Dane Cook backlash at fever pitch. Time to bring out that $5,000 check and get the Beatles back together again, Lorne.

Freeze frame!

If you’re a fan of ’70s unintentional camp, you won’t be able to resist this item:

1 hour of the very best freeze frame endings from the classic 70’s TV show C.H.I.P.S.! That’s right, this here disc cuts right to the chase, stringing together some of the most bizarre, out of context moments in TV history. This is a must have for any fan of weirdo videos and one of the most relaxing meditations ever put on tape. And we dare you watch it all in one sitting.

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