If “Heroes” was a proper comic book, we’d be holding a brand new #1 issue in our hands. After a 4-month break, during which time the show’s cast and crew did precious little resting, “Heroes” made its return to the Monday-at-9PM timeslot, and the results were…not bad. Those who’d been waiting all summer for a fix no doubt enjoyed seeing the old gang return, but anyone who’d been psyched to see the introduction of the season’s new characters might’ve left a bit underwhelmed.

So Suresh has been lecturing to less-than-full houses about a virus or plague that’s going after the world’s “heroes,” but he’s apparently been doing so as part of a plan that’s been devised by HRG to bring down his former employers. Don’t know much about the plan, but if it involves bringing Stephen Tobolowsky onto the show, I’m behind it 100%. Tobolowsky plays a guy who offers up an equivalent of the “who watches the watchmen” argument to Suresh when discussing how they chose to take down Sylar, which is interesting…but it’s not as interesting as the fact that Tobolowski’s character seems to have the Midas touch, which has really got to mess with the world’s economy if he’s using it in anything approaching a prolific manner…but, sorry, I’m taking this thing too seriously again. Let’s raise our spirits, then, by pretending that, next summer, Suresh, Matt, and Molly are going to be starring in NBC’s latest sitcom revival, “My Two Dads 2008.” (Seriously, that’s the first thing I thought when I realized that the trio were sharing Suresh’s apartment.)
Speaking of Matt, what the hell happened to that guy over the course of the last four months? Last time we saw him, he was married and his wife was pregnant; now, he’s divorced, there’s no mention of his wife, and he’s living with an Indian scientist and a little girl? (Actually, I was kidding about the whole “My Two Dads” revival, but now that I see it written down, maybe we do have the workings of a pretty good sitcom premise here!) Oh, well, at least he’s back on the police department. Shame about the chick living with him, though; Molly’s clearly got some major issues, and they’re almost certainly the result of the individual whom she referenced at the end of last season as being worse than Sylar.




