A few days ago, I pondered whether or not I was getting Planet Green in my area. Well, I have since confirmed that Cox Communications does indeed offer the station (note to self: program Channel 102 to the Favorite Channels line-up). Unfortunately, I also confirmed that they don’t offer the Fox Reality Channel, so I’m now on a quest to get that added sooner than later.
David Lyle, President of the network, gave a nice synopsis of his baby for those of us who aren’t fortunate enough to have actually experienced it firsthand. “We’re not all Fox programming and we’re not all reruns,” he clarified. “Fox Reality Channel has the best of acquired programming from the U.S., like ‘Amazing Race,’ ‘Hell’s Kitchen,’ ‘Last Comic Standing.’ In fact, what really distinguishes us and continues to make us stand out are the originals. We celebrate reality in all its styles, from the Really Awards, jam-packed with reality stars behaving as only reality stars can. ‘Gimme My Reality Show,’ where reality hams compete to win their own show. ‘My Bare Lady,’ it’s back for a new season. TV’s toughest competition, ‘Solitary.’ The documentary-style look at police training, ‘The Academy.’ These all fit our mandate for original shows on Fox Reality Channel, and that’s to be loud and to be real.”
Funny how Lyle didn’t clarify what “My Bare Lady” is, but since he didn’t, allow me: the series follows four American female porn stars as they take acting lessons and perform in scenes from classic drama alongside British actors in London’s West End. Or, at least, that’s what Season 1 was about. Whatever Season 2 involves, however, I think we can presume that it will still involve female porn stars, so I say bring it on.

Also worthy of your attention is “Long Way Down,” in which actors Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman hop on their motorbikes and take an epic ride ride from the north of Scotland to the southern tip of Africa. McGregor’s fascination with burning rubber is pretty well documented, given his appearance on “Top Gear” as well as his narration of the Mark Neale documentaries “Faster” and “The Doctor, The Tornado, and the Kentucky Kid,” but his fascination with bikes goes back much farther than that.
“My father was in a charity organization called The Round Table. My father’s called Jim, and he did this thing called ‘Jim’ll Fix It,’ where he tried to help people with kids who were ill or do something special for them. When I was about five,” McGregor said, “this little boy who was ill wanted to ride a motorbike, and they got this little tiny Honda monkey bike, it was called, and the kid rode it all around the field. And I was there, so I asked if I could have a shot afterwards. And I think it’s true to say I never got over the feeling of going like that. It’s a thrill that I still have to this day. I really love it. I can’t tell you how thrilling it is.”
“Long Way Down” is a trip which is less about the speed at which he and Boorman are traveling and more about their experiences along the way, something which was decidedly enhanced by their mode of transportation.




