This girl is in it.
Her name is Elsa Pataky, kids. She’s an Iberian 29-year-old, and if we’re really, really lucky, she’s the one in that Mile High Club scene they recently shot. Man, her and Sunny Mabrey in the same movie? For those unfamiliar with Sunny Mabrey, that means you never saw “xXx: State of the Union,” which makes you very fortunate. But here’s what she looks like:
August 18 cannot come soon enough. Elsa, Sunny, Samuel and snakes. Sweeeeeet.
Everybody here at Premium Hollywood has had their say about the upcoming release of Sam Jackson’s “Snakes on a Plane,” including me, but with this weekend’s release of the James Gunn horror-comedy “Slither,” it looks like “SoaP” can no longer be called the next great cult film. It isn’t just the audiences that are loving it either. The film currently has an 88% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes (out of 65 reviews). “Slither” is everything that fanboys could only hope “SoaP” is, but with five more months to wait until it’s theatrical release, you might as well check out “Slither” in the meantime.
Also out this week: two horrible sequels (“Ice Age 2” and “Basic Instinct 2“), as well as a yet another urban rap drama (“ATL”). Seriously, how many more of these shitty movies are they going to make?
Yes, it’s blatant self-promotion at its finest, but this video, modeled after the “Saturday Night Live” auditions for “Star Wars” featuring Kevin Spacey, is awfully funny nonetheless. The guy may not look a thing like any of the people he’s impersonating, but his impressions are spot on. Well, okay, his DeNiro was pretty weak. The others, though, are awesome.
It looks as though we at Premium Hollywood are not the only ones breathlessly awaiting the arrival of New Line’s “Snakes on a Plane.” The entire web, apparently, is abuzz over the movie, and the recent chatter, along with one fan’s self-made trailer for the movie, has convinced the film’s producers to do some more reshoots that will bump the movie up from what was already a borderline PG-13 rating to a bona fide R rating. More death, more nudity, and Samuel L. Jackson saying, “I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!” Does it get any better than that?
Forget “X-Men.” Forget “Superman.” The only movie coming out this summer that I give a damn about is “Snakes on a Plane.” It’s even become a Zen philosophy, like ‘shit happens.’
“Excuse me, Mr. Wazowski, your mortgage check bounced.”
“Hey, man, snakes on a plane.”
(To see the official trailer for “Snakes on a Plane,” click here. For up to the minute news, go to www.snakesonablog.com.)
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