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Multiplex Mayhem: Pacifist Zionist Commando vs. Fightin’ Slacker Panda

Your comedy dollar is going to be hard fought for this weekend, with two cannily commercial entries making their debut, both of which seem destined for a success. But, how much, and which one will emerge on top? Or, could the R-rated counter-programming smash, “Sex and the City,” continue its sensuous reign? Most likely not, but even the mighty Variety feared to make a call between the two action-packed comedies. I’m nevertheless going out on a limb this week, but a pretty strong one….

* “Kung Fu Panda” is set to bring in about $40 million, says Holllywood Reporter resident oracle Carl DiOrio. Could be, could be more, says me. If there is any one set rule in the wacky world of showbiz where no one knows nothin’, it’s that movies appropriate for smallish children that adults get at least a small amount of entertainment always do well and, if they’re entertaining enough, they can be enormous. That’s the formula that’s driven the revolution in digitally animated films that owe a great deal to the anarchy and sophistication of classic era Warner Brothers cartoons.

This newest DreamWorks production seems like a strong enough contender; with a fresh concept and very big names in the voice cast (Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman), there’s no reason this one can’t exceed expectations in a big way. In any case, positive, though not rapturous, reviews indicate that the film has some fairly strong adult appeal, which should help guarantee some longevity for this release.

Also, this is a movie that benefits from what you might call the “40-Year-Old Virgin” rule — movies whose title alone sufficiently explains an appealing premise tend to do well. I mean, what part of “Kung Fu Panda” does anyone over age four not understand? So, the only question is — how much do family audiences like pandas and martial arts? I’d say they like them both plenty. In terms of what’s visible to prospective filmgoers, the only thing “Panda” lacks is the character design genius of Pixar — but there’s only one Pixar.

* Still, I wouldn’t dare mess with “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan,” the latest from Adam Sandler. This is an interesting one, in that I, someone who has never found Adam Sandler even slightly funny (exceptions: the “Hannukah Song” and, for some reason, Opera Man), actually find the premise here — an Israeli super-commando tries to turn his metaphorical sword into scissors and gel as a hair stylist — quite amusing. It might be the participation of two undoubted, though also uneven, geniuses of the funny — Judd “I Rule the Comedy Box-Office” Apatow and SNL writer and Conan O’Brian cohort Robert Smigel, creator of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, the Ambiguously Gay Duo (voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell), and, even better, the Superheroic Ex-Presidents.

As a stereotypically overly self-conscious liberal American Jew, I find making fun of ultra-confident killer Israelis incredibly amusing if done correctly, and I admit to getting a kick out of just reading the reviews, even if most of them are not all that impressed. However, though you’d never know it on any given night at Canter’s Deli or any Chinese restaurant in Manhattan, my tribe is less than 2% of the population. The Sandler name is going to be main selling point here. I guess the main question here is whether we’re finally ready for comedies touching on issues like terrorism and the Middle East. Should do at least a whole lot better than the disastrous but actually very likable “American Dreamz.”

(Reading tip: those of sharing my obsessions with Israeli stereotypes will want to read this incredibly long and interesting Smigel interview with Nathan Rabin of the Onion AV Club interview. You can also see an old SNL favorite of mine via embed at the AV club — it’s “Sabra Price is Right” in which Smigel first mined the Zohan vein of comedy, with the help of Tom Hanks in absolute top form.)

Meanwhile in Indiewood…. A rather large number of interesting films are opening in limited release, but I’ll give you two this week. First, off, along with “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, we have another film with a complete sentence for a title. “When Did You Last See Your Father?” is, of course, in every other way, a very different kettle of fish — a kitchen sink style literary adaptation from the UK debuting on eight screens and starring two of Britain’s best, Colin Firth and Jim Broadbent. Considering all the thud and blunder and silliness in theaters, this could be a stronger than expected bit of counterprograming that might grab middle-aged and older filmgoers with the eternal issue of father/son relationships, or not. Frankly, this is the kind of film which usually needs to grab a few Oscar nominations to make much of an impression, but it’s coming out a bit early for that, though it didn’t hurt last years mini-sleeper, the lovely and sad Canadian flick “Away from Her,” directed by Sarah Polley.

Also benefiting from a bit of critical hoopla is “Mongol,” a violent epic and the first film in a projected trilogy about the life of a certain very famous Mongol leader. (A.O. Scott has already dubbed it “Ghenghis Khan: The Early Years”). This best foreign language picture nominee is from a Russian director, has a Japanese star, and is shot in Mongolian. Can this one break through the subtitle barrier like a Mel Gibson ultraviolence orgy or “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? Maybe or maybe not, but it looks like it’s worth a look.

And now I suddenly have a craving for Mongolian barbecue. Damn.

Serial Mom – Collector’s Edition

Director John Waters says that “Serial Mom” is not only one of his own favorite creations, but it’s also the one movie that his two different fanbases (those who dance with “Hairspray” and those who cackle at “Pink Flamingos”) both enjoy. What’s even more interesting is how the film has aged incredibly well and seems timelier than it did in 1994.

Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is a hoity-toity suburban mother who seemingly spends her days like June Cleaver. She makes the perfect breakfasts, keeps the perfect home, doesn’t allow gum chewing in the house and plays Barry Manilow’s “Daybreak” on a continuous loop. She’s married to a dentist (Sam Waterston) and has two kids in high school (Ricki Lake and Matthew Lillard in his first big screen role). The Sutphin household appears to be the suburban Stepford ideal, but little things are getting to Beverly, such as her daughter’s uncaring guy friend and her son’s teacher insisting the boy’s interest in horror movies is unhealthy. By the time Beverly’s shown making profanity laced prank calls to uptight neighbor Dottie Hinkle (Mink Stole), we know all is not as it seems. And then she just starts killing people without conscience (but with humor) – anyone she perceives to be a threat to her or her perfect family.

In the second half of the film, the satire really kicks in, and it’s there that the material is most relevant to today’s audience. Beverly is outed, arrested, and put on trial, where she inadvertently attains a celebrity status in Baltimore (where Waters always shoots and sets his films). Beverly becomes a hero to the masses and it’s easy to see why: She hates the annoying, clueless people we all detest, but comically takes her loathing a few steps further than we would. “Serial Mom” is a riot, and a hell of a lot funnier than much of what’s passed off as comedy these days. Amongst the extras on this disc are two separate commentaries – one with Waters flying solo is a repeat from the original DVD release, and the other a brand new track with Waters and Turner. Both are as much fun as the movie itself.

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MonsterQuest – The Complete Season One

As a kid, two types of monsters fascinated me: the fictitious creatures in black & white Universal horror movies, and the “other” ones such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, who were possibly not so fictitious. It was great reading about all those eyewitness accounts and staring at those blurry one-of-a-kind photos. These days, Bigfoot and Nessie have all but been exhausted as far as research subjects go, and it seems they were nothing more than myth. (Well, that or they’re dead and rotting). Enter “MonsterQuest,” a 13 episode documentary series from the History Channel for the true believer, packing a slew of all-new urban legends such as Russia’s Killer Apemen, The Real Hobbit, and Gigantic Killer Fish. The problem is that we live in an age where even the most insignificant events, never mind the image of a mythical creature, seem to be snapped by someone’s camera; when something happens, somebody is there to get a picture of it. When listening to a teenager swear she and her friends saw three Bigfoot-type creatures in the woods, I wonder why nobody whipped out a cell phone. Given the technology at everyone’s fingertips these days, if these creatures existed, they’d be found, and that’s a depressing statement from someone who was genuinely jazzed by this sort of fare as a kid. In all fairness, the Giant Squid episode delivers the goods; you may even recall it hitting the news some time ago. Other than that instance, “MonsterQuest” is light on evidence, but to be fair, it’s as well put together as most anything from the History Channel. If you’re just interested in the lore, it’s worth your time, and it would no doubt stimulate the mind of the 10-year old in your life who really wants to believe. If this doesn’t work some magic, there’s always “The Water Horse.”

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The Onion Movie

Originally filmed in 2003 (only to get shelved for the next five years), “The Onion Movie” may seem like a low-rent rip-off of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer’s recent barrage of spoof movies, but its from a completely different ilk. Sure, it follows the same formula of slapping together a bunch of random sketches that have nothing to do with one another, but “The Onion Movie” plays more like a bad episode of “SNL” than a game of pop culture Russian roulette. The basic idea of the film is that the Onion News Network has been assimilated into a media conglomerate, and as a result, disgruntled anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) has been asked to compromise his journalistic integrity in favor of less newsworthy events. Though most of the sketches are clever on paper (and would no doubt garner a giggle or two if you saw it in an issue of The Onion), they never quite develop on screen. Steven Seagal’s cameo in a fake movie trailer for “Cock Puncher” would have been funny if it weren’t featured so prominently in the real trailer, while jabs at underage sex icons like Britney Spears and a commercial for a company that specializes in “penis retrieval” are mildly humorous. If there’s anything to learn from an experiment like “The Onion Movie,” it’s that just because a certain style of comedy works in one medium doesn’t mean it will work in another.

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The New Maverick

This feature length TV movie isn’t awful, but it will still disappoint fans of the classic, sharp-witted television western starring James Garner as card sharp, con man, and all-around good guy Bret Maverick and the less famous Jack Kelly as his similarly inclined brother, Brett. (Later on, future James Bond Roger Moore also joined the series as their cousin, Beau Maverick.) People who have never seen the original series should stay completely away.

Filmed in 1978, “The New Maverick” is an unsold pilot masquerading as a partial family reunion. The plot involves Garner’s Bret trying to find his brother Bart, who owes him $1,000, while having another thousand dollars appropriated by Ben Maverick (soap heartthrob Charles Frank), Beau’s son. Ben, of course, has entered the family business and he winds up competing with his older cousin to collect the reward for a stolen Gatling gun. Both the younger and elder Mavericks encounter beautiful, semi-trustworthy women, including Susan Blanchard (Charles Frank’s former “All My Children” costar and real life wife) as a sneaky servant and Susan Sullivan as “Poker Alice,” an elegant, mature, sharp-tongued gambler every bit Brett’s equal and easily the best new element in this attempted series reboot. Bart Maverick eventually drops in for the final fifteen minutes, but Beau Maverick, presumably still resting up from romancing Barbara Bach in “The Spy Who Loved Me,” never makes the scene.

“The New Maverick” was ably directed by Hy Averback, who literally helmed every single show on U.S. television made between 1955 and 1985 (well, not literally), and was written by Juanita Bartlett, a principle writer on Garner’s other teleclassic, “The Rockford Files.” Though made by real pros both in front of and behind the camera, the show doesn’t seem to have much reason for existing, and therefore meanders along without any real conflict. The stakes in this game are so low, it’s barely worth playing.

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