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On last night’s “American Idol” results show, there were moments when I thought for sure that maybe no one would get booted off, just like last year in “Idol Gives Back” week.

First of all, props to everyone who contributed to the cause….at show time last night they had already raised $60 million. Wow.

Then the contestants did a group number, “Shout To The Lord,” which was typically bland, and I know that’s not very charitable of me.

Then there was a medley of “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees, with various celebrities lip-synching, as they did last year with “Stayin’ Alive.” Kobe Bryant was a participant in this, and still had that big white dot on his face. Anyway, the fact that they kept doing “Idol Gives Back” stuff was starting to make me wonder if anyone was going home.

Then the results. Brooke, safe…..and she was torn because her sister is getting married this weekend and she won’t be able to go to the wedding. David Cook, safe. David Archuleta, safe.

Then a break, and then last year’s champ, Jordin Sparks, sang a duet with Chris Brown. It was probably a bit too sexy and Mrs. Mike likely pointed out the truth…that Jordins’ dad, the former NFL player, can’t be happy about performances like that. Then they presented Jordin with a bunch of awards for her incredible success over the last six months or so.

Back to business. Jason Castro, safe. Kristy Lee Cook, safe. Were you getting worried too? That left a bottom 3 of Michael Johns, Syesha Mercado and Carly Smithson. Mrs. Mike, who has guessed right for the past four weeks, guessed Carly, and that’s also who I picked.

Then, Ryan Seacrest said Syesha and Carly were both safe, and that Michael had the lowest number of votes. He went on to add that last year, they did not eliminate anyone in “Idol Gives Back” week. Uh-oh. But then, SNAP! Sorry Michael, you are going home. Wow….that was kind of cruel, wasn’t it?
Anyway, Michael wasn’t going to win this thing anyway, and he will have a nice career.

And as I said the other night, Kristy Lee Cook has become a dark horse in this thing. Not only did she avoid the bottom 3 this week, she was pretty damn good Tuesday and seems to be peaking. All I’m saying is, if Carrie Underwood could win it all, I think Kristy has at least an outside shot.

Here are my power rankings for the remaining 7:

1. David Cook
2. David Archuleta
3. Kristy Lee Cook
4. Brooke White
5. Jason Castro
6. Syesha Mercado
7. Carly Smithson

We’re really getting down to the core of the show now, aren’t we? See you all next week…..

Last night there were no results, no judging and no messing around. Okay, maybe a bit of messing around, to make the show entertaining. It was the second annual “Idol Gives Back,” a telethon in which “American Idol” uses its global popularity to try and give back to the world–i.e., raise money to help poverty both in this country and worldwide.

All in all, the show moved nicely and was well put together. There were a few group numbers by the current Idol finalists, and some others that were really pretty cool. My favorite was Teri Hatcher singing a Carrie Underwood song with a band of TV stars behind her, including her “Desperate Housewives” co-star Jamie Denton. Of course, Underwood herself also performed, and I’m not going to say who I liked better because this is about the charity, right? (Bo, I got your back…oops!).

Ben Stiller made an appearance but not like last year when he tried to sing. Stars randomly gave videotaped messages, including Kobe Bryant (what was with the white dot on his face?), Keith Urban and Adam Sandler. Other performers included Snoop Dogg with Charlie Wilson, which was really pretty awesome; Fergie with Heart; Annie Lennox; Gloria Estefan with Sheila E.; and Mariah Carey with Randy Jackson on bass.

Also, some of the pre-taped stuff from the other night included Eli and Peyton Manning visiting a town near New Orleans still reeling from Hurricane Katrina. Really now, would Eli have been invited if it weren’t for that incredible run to the Super Bowl win a few months ago? (I’m a Giants fan, and I still have to pinch myself).

Some of the others who made appearances were Jimmy Kimmel, Daughtry, Ellen DeGeneres, Sarah Silverman, and Robin Williams, who was posing as some sort of “Russsian Idol.” I normally don’t think he is funny and he kind of gets under my skin, but he was hilarious last night. And more than one comedian made references to Simon’s man boobs…ha!

Most importantly, they raised millions of dollars…I haven’t seen the exact numbers, but I know at one point early in the show it was $18 million. That’s awesome, and overall it’s a really cool thing the producers of the show came up with.

Now, unlike last season when they lumped the results into the charity event, the results show is tonight, so Ryan Seacrest will not be charitable as he announces someone getting booted off. I still say it will be Carly Smithson, but we’ll see. Talk you all on Friday….

Look, I apologize if that title is trying to be too clever, but I’ll explain. On last night’s “American Idol,” the prelude to the big “Idol Gives Back” tonight, a few of the contestants stepped up their game, and a few others regressed. Some pretty badly.

Before we get to the recap, let’s talk about the rest of the week. Tonight is “Idol Gives Back” and then tomorrow is the results show. That way it’s not all about charity….unlike last year, someone WILL be eliminated this week. Secondly, I’m sick of two things. One, Paula Abdul. She needs to SHUT THE F**K UP before I punch a hole in my TV screen….I mean, make your point and then let Simon make his, otherwise you look ridiculous. The other thing I’m sick of is Carly Smithson. She is a good singer, but tries so hard that she just loses me. More on her in the recap, so here we go…

THE GOOD

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Just when I was fearing the worst, America stepped up its game last night much the way the “American Idol” finalists stepped up theirs on Tuesday night. They got it right for a change.

It kicked off with another awful group number, Dolly Parton’s “9 To 5.” Can someone please stick a fork in these group numbers? They are just, um, not very entertaining. That’s too nice…they are bordering on pure agony, okay?

Anyway, straight to business. Michael Johns, safe. David Archuleta, safe. Carly…a moment of Ryan Seacrest making her dangle, then safe. Commercial break….and oddly enough, Syesha Mercado was in this commercial for some technical institute, and I did a double take…like maybe it was one of those “Saturday Night Live” commercials, but it was real! She is, after all, an actress when she isn’t a finalist on the biggest show in America.

Then they took some callers, and the best question was when some woman asked Simon why he apologizes after criticizing someone. Simon smiled and replied “I like you!”

Then the Clark Brothers performed…these kids have some mad skills on their instruments, but that singer is scary….like he was shouting the entire song.

Okay, back to what we came here for….David Cook, safe, after he assured America that his hospital visit the night before was purely precautionary and that it was blown out of proportion. Dude has high blood pressure is all. Ramiel, Bottom 3. Hooray, America knows what it’s doing! Kristy Lee Cook, who held a piece of paper that said “Bottom 3,” practically willed herself there, and she was right. Wow, America, nice work.

Then they did some profiles of Idol alum from Nashville, since Dolly Parton was the theme of this week. Bucky Covington, Phil Stacey and Bo Bice were each featured, and are all having nice little careers after the show. I know Carrie Underwood is a mega-star right now, but I still think Bo was ROBBED.

Syesha, safe, which meant Brooke or Jason. Jason, safe, Brooke to the Bottom 3. So it was down to Ramiel, Kristy and Brooke. But first Dolly Parton performed her new single, “Jesus and Gravity.” If you don’t like Dolly Parton, there is seriously something wrong with you….she is one of the most infectiously happy performers I’ve ever seen, and she spreads that to the audience.

Okay, finally the grueling hour was coming to a close. Brooke, back to safety…..holy crap, America is smart! Mrs. Mike had predicted Ramiel earlier in the hour, and she has not been wrong yet. And she’s still not wrong…Kristy, safe, Ramiel, you’re outta here. You know, she has a nice voice but this competition is heating up and she just doesn’t have the mad skills of some of the others remaining.

Here are my power rankings:

1. David Cook
2. David Archuleta
3. Michael Johns
4. Brooke White
5. Carly Smithson
6. Syesha Mercado
7. Jason Castro
8. Kristy Lee Cook

I still like Brooke more than Carly, though America may not agree….but hey, that’s why they play the games. See you all next week…