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Babs Walters betrayed by Reynolds

June 28, 2006 /

What’s it take to get Barbara Walters emotional? How about being Star Jones Reynolds and announcing you’re leaving “The View” a couple days earlier than planned? Well, that’s what it takes, kids.

Walters said she was taken by complete surprise when Reynolds announced her departure after the first commercial break on Tuesday. The announcement had been planned for Thursday, she said.

Damn you, Star. You and your freakish skinny android-like body.

“I would have loved for Star to have left and not said ‘I was fired,’ and not make it look like the program was somehow being cruel to her,” said Babs.

Oh, come on. It’s time everyone started being cruel to Star. I can’t believe it’s taken us this long to do it.

News, TV

Hollywood Chamber of Commerce unleashes new round of strife

June 27, 2006 /

Matt Damon is in; Ben Affleck’s still out. Tim McGraw will appear, but his lovely wife hasn’t made the grade. Always ripe for debate, next year’s list of new stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a doozy.

Okay, Michael Caine and Michelle Pfeiffer have clearly earned their stripes…but Erik Estrada? Barbara Walters, yes; Robert Altman, fine…LeAnn Rimes?! What the hell?!

And then there’s the whole issue of Puff Doody. Never mind that the Walk of Fame is presumably designed to recognize creative contributions to the arts…and electronically sampling the creative musical contributions of others hardly seems to qualify…what name is Sean Puffy Doodle Combs going to put on the star? Do they make stars big enough to hold all his nicknames? Or are they going to change their mind at the last minute, and give the honor to someone with a more low-maintenance moniker…like Prince?

Actors, Actresses, News

What’s the “View” diet…?

June 27, 2006 /

It’s where, over the course of just a few months and with just a few snarky remarks, you lose up to two…count ’em, two…co-hosts!

Just a handful of weeks after it was announced that Meredith Viera would be leaving “The View” to take over Katie Couric’s spot on “The Today Show,” which in turn resulted in an announcement that Viera would be replaced by everyone’s favorite lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones has declared herself to be hitting the road as well.

“I’m not sure what the future holds,” said Jones, cryptically, “but I’m absolutely sure who holds the future.”

What? You make a quote like that and don’t tell us who holds it…? FOUL!!!!!

Gossip, News, TV

Stars who failed as superheroes

June 27, 2006 /

And my, aren’t there a bunch? For your reading pleasure, A full list of actors and actresses who tried their damndest to be superheroes, and just fell on their asses. Most of the list is a no-brainer, but I didn’t even know Shaq went from Kazaam to Steel! That’s pretty big news. Actually, I think Aries Spears doing an impression of Shaq trying to be a superhero would be a bigger draw than Shaq himself. I’d go see it, anyway.

Actors, Actresses, News

Secret, secret, they’ve got a secret

June 27, 2006 /

Although I’m not sure how secret it is when it’s all over the net. Still, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are opting for the “secret honeymoon” package. No one knows where they are! I can give you a hint: be sure to check every Botox joint in the area to see if Kidman’s checked in recently. There’s nothing better than having a face full of non-expressive emotions. You know how she is with her face. According to the story,

“Her publicist said the 39-year-old actress was made so emotional by the attention[from fans regarding her wedding], she had to be taken into a separate room to regain her composure and have her makeup reapplied before walking down the aisle, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.”

I wonder if she has a little Mary Kay kit with Botox in it.

Actresses, News

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