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Q&A: Joe Lawson, producer of “Cavemen”

If there’s one thing Bullz-Eye and Premium Hollywood readers alike know about me by now, it’s that I’m way too polite for my own good…but even *I* couldn’t find anything more polite to say about “Cavemen” in my Fall TV preview than lines like this…

“Given how people reacted to the mere idea of transforming a series of Geico commercials into a 30-minute sitcom, you’d think that the producers would’ve set their sights on being the best damned comedy of the new season. Instead, they’ve got a heavy-handed and horribly-failed attempt at poking fun at the foolishness of racism, one which will almost certainly have the NCAAP foaming at the mouth.”

…and this:

“Any series which falls back on a parody of ‘Baby Got Back’ in 2007 deserves whatever horrific fate may befall it. If ‘Cavemen’ lasts more than a few episodes, it’ll either be because the writers have figured out what went so horribly, horribly wrong, or, more likely, because people are perversely fascinated by how incredibly bad it is.”

Do I feel bad about making these statements? No, because, hand on heart, the pilot really was that bad. But after having the opportunity to speak to Joe Lawson, who wrote and created the original GEICO commercials that inspired “Cavemen,” I was surprised to find that I was actually kind of looking forward to seeing more of the series…and, honestly, I didn’t necessarily expect that. I’ve got a pretty open mind, and I was planning to keep it open while watching the premiere episode (which, you may have heard, will not be the pilot episode that most of us critics ripped to shreds), but was I actually looking forward to watching it? Not so much. But as you’ll see from this conversation between Lawson and myself, he manages to explain away the pilot without actually defending it, which is a pretty impressive accomplishment in and of itself, while also coming across as a guy who really does think he’s got a good sitcom on his hands.

We’ve only got one thing left to mention in the preface, and that’s that a few quotes from this piece have already appeared in an article for The Virginian-Pilot, since the only reason Lawson and I came to chat in the first place was because of his connection to the Hampton Roads area of Virginia…but The Pilot only wanted 300 words, and since I had just much good stuff left over, it seemed like a shame to waste it!

Okay, read on…!

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She’s definitely maybe ready to say “I do” again, perhaps

Are you ready for wedding bells? Well if not, then Pamela Anderson just might be ready to go down that aisle a third time. She reportedly got a marriage license Saturday in Las Vegas. Who’s the lucky guy? Hey, it’s none other than Rick Salomon. Wait, what did he do? Oh that’s right, he was the other half in Paris Hilton’s sex tape and was also briefly married to Shannen Doherty. Is going from either of those to someone who caught Hep-C from Tomme Lee a move up or down the ladder? Perhaps Rick can at least help Pam choose yet another cup size for their wedding day, if nothing else.

Uwe Boll to make film on nonexistent game

When director Uwe Boll isn’t making crappy movies modeled after famous video games, he’s wanting to make movies based on games that aren’t even created yet. Yep, Boll is already trying to get some sort of film rights to 1988 Games’ Wii title “Zombie Massacre.” But let the man himself tell you all about it:

“I want to make this movie more creepy than ‘House of the Dead, ‘which was intended to be funny and campy,” said Boll. “I’d like ‘Zombie Massacre’ to be a harsh zombie movie like ’28 Days Later.'”

Get ready to go “Cruising” again

If you’re a fan of Al Pacino’s, and by that I mean “fanatical” about Al Pacino, then perhaps you recall the 1980 movie he starred in called “Cruising” which featured Al as a straight undercover cop posing as a gay man trying to solve a string of homosexual murders. If not, then get ready to check it out as the film has been reissued on DVD. At the time, the movie flopped, was met with critical backlash by the gay community (which was the opposite of what director William Friedkin had intended), including portests and rock throwing in the streets of New York City while the film was being shot. To this day, Pacino still isn’t sure about his character’s outcome at the end of the film, and Friedkin seems to dig that fact.

Are you a fan of The Muppets…?

Then you’ll appreciate this:

What’s the matter? Doesn’t the name Jerry Juhl mean anything to you? If it doesn’t, then the only excuse that we’ll accept is that you just enjoy The Muppets so damned much that you can’t even take your eyes off them long enough to read the credits, because Mr. Juhl wrote a veritable ton of material for “Sesame Street,” “The Muppet Show,” “Fraggle Rock,” and any number of Muppet movies over the years. (He also wrote “Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas,” an achievement which has, in and of itself, been known to earn him more street cred than all of his other credits combined.)

Here’s one of his classic sketches from “Sesame Street”:

Unfortunately, Mr. Juhl died in 2005 as a result of complications from pancreatic cancer. In fact, he died 2 years ago today. Rather than grow all melancholy at the thought of his passing, however, his widow – Susan Juhl – has deemed it far more appropriate for you to go forth and do something silly and dedicate your actions to the memory of Jerry Juhl.

Jerry, I’m led to understand, was a very silly man. He would’ve been honored if you’d remember him in such a manner.

Caveat: if you do something silly unintentionally, then try to backpedal and claim that you were actually “doing it for Jerry Juhl,” you will go straight to Hell.

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