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“I Swear To God, It’s Not For Me, But…” (#4)

…Walt Disney Pictures has temporarily allowed “Pooh’s Grand Adventure” out of the Disney vault for your purchasing enjoyment.

There are very few latter-day sequels to Disney classics that I’m willing to put my stamp of approval on, but this is one of them…and that’s mostly because it features two of the original “Pooh” voices: John Fiedler as Piglet, and Paul Winchell as Tigger. (If you didn’t hear, the actors both died in 2005…within a day of each other, eerily enough.) Also, however, this was at least a theatrical release, instead of one of those crappy straight-to-video pieces of crap like, say, “Bambi 2002.” The big thing about this DVD that will suck in “Pooh” purists even if they don’t want to embrace the film itself is that, as a special feature, Disney has included the Academy Award winning short, “Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day.”

Be sure to grab “Pooh’s Grand Adventure” quickly if it’s the kind of thing that tickles your fancy at all. It won’t be long before it’s put back in its slot in the Disney vault…right next to that original version of “Song of the South” that Walt used to play at parties.

DVD shuffle: 05/16/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) The Ringer – RENT: Johnny Knoxville as an out-of-luck schmuck pretending to be mentally handicapped only goes so far. The rest is up to the story and, unfortunately, it’s not very good.

2) The Producers – RENT: Fans of the Broderick/Lane stage version of the musical will definitely want to check out the film, but those that favor the original Mel Brooks-directed film may feel otherwise.

3) Napoleon Dynamite: Like, the Best Special Edition Ever – BUY: The single-disc release of the film has been out for over a year, but this is the version you want to own. There’s no changes to the film itself, but the special features will be enjoyed by any fan of the cult classic.

Also out this week is a remake of the 70’s thriller, “When a Stranger Calls,” the computer animated children’s film, “Doogal,” and special editions of “Con Air,” “Crimson Tide,” and “Enemy of the State.”

They’re already wearing skirts, so why not make them sing and dance?

gladiator

“Gladiator” is being made into a musical in London. Russell Crowe’s role will be played by a relative unknown from TV’s “Crossing Jordan.” Insert your own joke here, incorporating one or more of the following elements:

a) cell-phone throwing;
b) “Fightin’ Round the World;”
c) the obligatory “Brilliant Mind” pun; or
d) something involving the words “Cinderella” and “Man”

Have fun.

Box Office Roundup: Better crazy than dead

Based on Sunday’s estimates:

1) Mission: Impossible III: $24.5 million ($84.6 million, second week)
Paramount’s marketing department gets a reprieve from being fed to Brad Grey’s dogs, but they should spend this time getting their affairs in order, since the godless followers of “The Da Vinci Code” are going to eat this movie alive next week.
2) Poseidon: $20.3 million (first week)
Only $140 million to go before it breaks even. Good luck with that, fellas.
3) RV: $9.5 million ($42.8 million, third week)
The most frightening part is that while every other movie’s box office fell off 30%-50%, “RV” only fell off 13.7%. Which begs the question: are people going back to see this movie a second time? Find them, kill them, distribute their possessions evenly amongst the rest of us.
4) Just My Luck: $5.5 million (first week)
Not even “The Wink” could save this one.
5) An American Haunting: $3.6 million ($10.9 million, second week)
“Haunting,” on the other hand, only needs to make another $3 million to break even. There’s a lesson in here somewhere, but damned if we can figure out what it is.

We’re pleased that “M:I III” won out over “Poseidon,” but we still say “Brick” trumps everything.

Ellen, your one-stop source for “Snakes on a Plane”

Samuel L. Jackson made another appearance on the Ellen show last week, and they spoke exclusively about “Snakes on a Plane.” Here are the two segments

Segment 1: Jackson talks about “Pacific Flight 121” and how awful a title that was, and even shows some behind-the-scenes clips of the snakes wrangled together on the set.

Segment 2: Begins with a (snakes-free) clip from the movie, which Jackson wryly observes is eerily similar to his speech in “Deep Blue Sea,” where a shark jumps up and eats him. I personally love the bit regarding Jackson’s favorite word to say, and the game of charades he and Ellen play around it. Enjoy, Snakeheads.

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