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Box Office Roundup: It’s the only way to live

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Cars: $62.8 million (first week)
George Carlin plays a hippy dippy VW bug named Fillmore. Where do they come up with this stuff?
2) The Break-Up: $20.5 million ($74.1 million, second week)
Vince Vaughn says that whatever baby wants, baby gets. Baby wanted a good movie.
3) X-Men: The Last Stand: $15.6 million ($201.7 million, third week)
Well, if you’re going to kill a franchise, then perhaps hiring Brett Ratner to direct the last installment isn’t so terrible an idea.
4) The Omen: $15.5 million ($35.7 million, first week)
The Anti-Christ has eyes on the US Presidency? Depending on whom you ask, that either just happened or is currently happening.
5) Over the Hedge: $10.3 million ($130.3 million, fourth week)
Remember, when that Doberman down the street comes charging at you with slobber a-fling, what it’s really thinking is “Play,” not “Disembowel.”
Skipping 6) and 7)…
8) Mission: Impossible III: $3 million ($127.5 million, sixth week)
Get your resumes ready, Paramount staffers. The bloodletting begins now.

Go ahead, Sam, tell us what you REALLY think.

Samuel L. Jackson used his MTV Movie Awards appearance to present the award for Best Movie and got the maximum amount of promotion for his OWN new movie out of it.

Here’s the link, so you can see it for yourself, but in case MTV decides to yank it, here’s the transcript, word for motherfuckin’ word:

“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: Best Movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart, because next year, I’ll be winning it…for ‘Snakes On A Plane.’ Now, I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I am guaranteeing that ‘Snakes On A Plane’ will win Best Movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The new James Bond…? No snakes in that! ‘Oceans Thirteen’? Where the snakes at?!? ‘Shrek the Third’? Green…but not a snake! No movie shall triumph over ‘Snakes On A Plane’…UNLESS I happen to feel like making a movie called ‘More Motherfucking Snakes On More Motherfucking Planes’! Here are your nominees for Best Movie…”

DAMN, I love Sam Jackson…

Looking for the leak on “Fantastic Four 2”?

Here’s your loudmouth:

Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”

DVD shuffle: 06/06/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) Underworld: Evolution – RENT: The film is nowhere close to as entertaining as the original, but fans of the series will still want to check out how the next chapter shapes up.

2) Firewall – PASS: Harrison Ford is getting old. Here’s proof.

3) Glory Road – RENT: D’you “Remember the Titans”? Well, it’s the same movie, but with basketball.

4) Running Scared – RENT: I’ve yet to see the Paul Walker crime thriller, but I’m eager to. That’s gotta count for something.

5) Entourage: Season Two – BUY: The series only gets better, and the second season is evidence of that.

6) Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid: Collector’s Edition – BUY: The ultimate onscreen duo: Newman. Redford.

Also out this week is a special unrated edition of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith,” Sarah Silverman’s “Jesus Is Magic,” the Criterion release of “Dazed & Confused,” and five themed actor packs from FOX for George Clooney, Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Aniston.

Snakes on a U2 parody

First, he made a hilarious “audition reel” for “Snakes on a Plane,” where he did impressions of Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci. Now the heretofore unknown DCLugi has taken the U2 song “Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own” and, well, made it better, by appropriating it to fit “SoaP” and its star, Samuel L. Jackson. Funny, funny stuff.

We were also pleased as punch to learn that Sam was snapped at the MTV Movie Awards wearing a version of the same “SoaP” shirt owned by myself and Tyler Durden. His, of course, is black, and has ‘M.F.’ in between ‘a’ and ‘plane.’

Snakes on a T-shirt

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