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Dear Santa, please bring me the Matt Helm box set…

Dean Martin as a secret agent…?

Sold.


Actually, the Matt Helm flicks were a major influence on Mike Myers when he put together the “Austin Powers” movies, but, seriously, Dino coasts through these movies just like he did his TV series: with a wink and a smile…and a paycheck.

THE SILENCERS: The first of the series of Matt Helm films, the big cheese of Big O, an organization that wants to sabotage the American atomic missile system. It’s up to secret agent Helm to save the day.

MURDERER’S ROW: The handsome top agent Matt dies a tragic death in his bathtub – the women mourn about the loss. However it’s just faked for his latest top-secret mission: He shall find Dr. Solaris, inventor of the Helium laser beam, powerful enough to destroy a whole continent. It seems Dr. Solaris has been kidnapped by a criminal organization. The trace leads to the Cote D’Azur.

THE AMBUSHERS: A government space saucer is hijacked mid-flight by a powerful laser beam under the control of Jose Ortega, who then proceeds to rape the female pilot, Sheila Sommars. ICE sends agent Matt Helm to Acapulco with Sheila to recover the saucer, under the guise of Matt taking fashion photographs of beautiful models. Matt is temporarily sidetracked, falling prey to the seductive charms of enemy agent Franceca Madeiros.

THE WRECKING CREW: The count has stolen enough gold to cause a financial crisis in the world markets so I.C.E. sends in ace spy Matt Helm to stop him. As Matt works alone, the British send in Freya to aid Matt, but it seems that Freya causes more problems than she solves.

DVD shuffle: 11/22/05

Out on DVD this week:

1) War of the Worlds – PASS: Fans of Spielberg’s work will eat up the two-disc special edition of the film with hours of bonus material, but anyone else semi-interested should just take it for a test drive.

2) Alien Vs. Predator: Special Edition – PASS: This has generated about as little bit of buzz as humanly possible, namely because Fox released a not-so-special-edition of the movie less than six months ago.

3) Senifeld: Seasons 5 & 6 – BUY: How can you not buy these two seasons? This is exactly when the series realized its full potential and became a ratings giant for NBC. Also, with every DVD box set offering a collection of hilarious extras, it’s hard not to indulge.

Other notable titles releasing today include “The Polar Express” and “Aeon Flux: The Complete Animated Collection,” but if I were you, I’d hold out one more week when a number of great films debut on disc.

More fun than a Judas Priest concert

I guess it’s not so surprising that it took this long for a 16-minute documentary to make it to DVD, but at least it’s finally here…and contains two HOURS worth of special features. If you’ve never seen it, read this and see if you can avoid going straight to FilmBaby.com to order it…

HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT is considered one of the greatest rock & roll movies of all time, although it’s actually a hilarious documentary tribute to rock & roll’s GREATEST FANS. Filmed in 1986 at a Maryland concert arena parking lot before a heavy metal show, HMPL is an unvarnished anthropological study of American metalheads in their mid-’80s glory. It is the quintessential ’80s magnum opus, made complete with a vast display of muscle cars, spandex, bleach-blonde frizzy perms, bare-chested dudes, Mullets From Hell, faded denim metal chicks, and the largest collection of late ’70s Camaros ever seen in one location. Virtually unknown to mainstream audiences for two decades, HMPL was a VHS bootleg favorite among musicians, movie stars and cult-video fanatics worldwide. This limited-edition DVD includes a pristine digital-video transfer of the original uncut 16-minute documentary, plus over two hours of exclusive content! Viewer discretion: explicit language, drug references and loud music.

Halloween III

So I rented “Halloween III: Season of the Witch” from Netflix because I read a lot of stuff about it, since it’s the only one to not feature Michael Myers, etc. because the original idea for the series was to only have him in the first two and then the rest of them be independently different. Well, that didn’t happen and we know the rest. Anyway, it’s a pretty cheeseball flick with this evil dude putting weird-ass transmitters in kids’ Halloween masks that react to a special commercial shown on TV with embedded junk in the transmission to make the masks…well…I’m not quite sure what they do really. They kind of bubble up and then the kid collapses and bugs and snakes crawl out of the remains. What the hell? How does that make any sense at all? I get the suspension of belief with horror flicks, but what kind of acid was John Carpenter and his co-writers on when they came up with that idea? I expected the kid’s head to explode or something, but not have reptiles and insects come forth!

The only other interesting and wacky thing about the movie is that it features a death by a nose break. Awesome! That’s gotta be a once in a blue moon idea as well. Say what you want about the genre, but the ’70s and ’80s were at least rife with horror movies that varied a lot in scope, versus the kinds of things we’re used to these days. Even if most of ’em did suck back then, at least they had a campy feel to them that you could laugh at and scratch your head to wondering where the re-writers were.

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