Category: Movie DVDs (Page 89 of 100)

“I Swear To God, It’s Not For Me, But…” (#4)

…Walt Disney Pictures has temporarily allowed “Pooh’s Grand Adventure” out of the Disney vault for your purchasing enjoyment.

There are very few latter-day sequels to Disney classics that I’m willing to put my stamp of approval on, but this is one of them…and that’s mostly because it features two of the original “Pooh” voices: John Fiedler as Piglet, and Paul Winchell as Tigger. (If you didn’t hear, the actors both died in 2005…within a day of each other, eerily enough.) Also, however, this was at least a theatrical release, instead of one of those crappy straight-to-video pieces of crap like, say, “Bambi 2002.” The big thing about this DVD that will suck in “Pooh” purists even if they don’t want to embrace the film itself is that, as a special feature, Disney has included the Academy Award winning short, “Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day.”

Be sure to grab “Pooh’s Grand Adventure” quickly if it’s the kind of thing that tickles your fancy at all. It won’t be long before it’s put back in its slot in the Disney vault…right next to that original version of “Song of the South” that Walt used to play at parties.

DVD shuffle: 05/16/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) The Ringer – RENT: Johnny Knoxville as an out-of-luck schmuck pretending to be mentally handicapped only goes so far. The rest is up to the story and, unfortunately, it’s not very good.

2) The Producers – RENT: Fans of the Broderick/Lane stage version of the musical will definitely want to check out the film, but those that favor the original Mel Brooks-directed film may feel otherwise.

3) Napoleon Dynamite: Like, the Best Special Edition Ever – BUY: The single-disc release of the film has been out for over a year, but this is the version you want to own. There’s no changes to the film itself, but the special features will be enjoyed by any fan of the cult classic.

Also out this week is a remake of the 70’s thriller, “When a Stranger Calls,” the computer animated children’s film, “Doogal,” and special editions of “Con Air,” “Crimson Tide,” and “Enemy of the State.”

DVD shuffle: 05/09/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) Munich – BUY: It’s a real shame that this film was released when it was, going up against other nominees like “Brokeback Mountain” and “Crash” at the Oscars, because it would have had a much better chance any other year.

2) Grandma’s Boy – PASS: Ever wonder why gamers get such a bad rep? This is it.

3) The New World – PASS: I’m not even going to waste my time coming up with something witty to say about this movie. It sucked… real bad. Period.

4) Rumor Has It – RENT: I haven’t gotten around to checking this one out yet (it’s sitting on top of my DVD player as we speak), but I’m confident that it’ll be worth checking out at least once for the cast alone.

Also out this week are special editions of “Ronin,” “The Poseidon Adventure,” “The Towering Inferno,” and “Earthquake,” as well as new season releases of “Scrubs,” “The West Wing,” “Everybody Loves Raymond,” “That 70s Show,” and “The Golden Girls.”

Rapid Fire Rejects, Volume V

Japon
Carlos Reygadas’ directorial debut is an incredibly lackluster tale about one man’s journey to the Mexican countryside as he prepares for his imminent death. Why it’s called “Japon” (“Japan” in English) is beyond me (I didn’t get that far), but whatever the reason, it hardly justifies making the audience watch the unceremonious death of an innocent pigeon. Next!

Battle in Heaven
Oh god, not another film by Carlos Reygadas! A quick note to the director: watching a fat Mexican couple have sex isn’t art, it’s disgusting. Further more, “Battle in Heaven” is filled with so much dead time that you’re bound to fall asleep and miss the one redeeming thing about the film: sexy newcomer Anapola Mushkadiz. I can’t seem to understand why Reygadas’ films have been treated so gloriously by the critics. They’re amateurish at best, and quite frankly, not worth all the commotion.

Plan B
What the hell is Diane Keaton doing in a low-budget mobster comedy? Was her career on that bad of a downswing at the turn of the millennium? If so, isn’t this what good agents are supposed to keep talented clients away from? And if my rhetorical questions aren’t convincing enough, how about this little tidbit of information: the film was shot five years ago and has been sitting in the Warner Brothers vaults the entire time. They’ve finally released it on DVD, but I doubt anybody is dumb enough to buy a movie where Paul Sorvino is the second biggest lead.

The Nanny: The Complete Second Season
Let me be quite clear when I say that I’d rather eat a bucket of nails than watch a single episode of “The Nanny” ever again. Fran Drescher drove me crazy enough in the 90s, and the simple fact that her series ran for six seasons (when shows like “Arrested Development” only get three) makes me want to throw up. That being said, not even my DVD player would accept any of the three discs from the second season release, perhaps because it’s worried that it may never work again. You heard me right. Even my DVD player is rejecting Fran Dresher. Now that’s good craftsmanship!

And I’m *SURE* Mr. Lucas will allow you to just do an exchange…

After way too conveniently waiting until he’d gotten everyone’s money by assuring them that he’d never release the original “Star Wars” trilogy in its original, unaltered form (meaning that they’d might as well go ahead and buy the digitally-“improved” version), George Lucas has gone back on his word.

Son of a BITCH.

Harry over at Ain’t It Cool News is gushing about how, “finally, George Lucas kicks ass and I can love him completely,” but, dammit, this just pisses me the hell off. “In response to overwhelming demand,” my fanny. Lucas looked at the books, said, “Well, looks like we need a new record to set,” and – to keep busy until the reported “Star Wars” TV series kicks off – decided to fleece his longtime fans out of a few more bucks. Oh, and did I mention that it’ll only be available for three months? After that, it goes back into the Lucasfilm Vault, alongside all the unsold “Willow” action figures.

The only thing…the ONLY thing…he can do to redeem himself in my eyes is to officially release “The Star Wars Holiday Special” on DVD.

Happy Life Day, everyone!

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