Category: Movie DVD Quicktakes (Page 27 of 41)

The New Centurions

This entry in Sony’s amusingly vague new “Martini Movies” imprint stars George C. Scott (“Patton”) at the height of his early seventies fame as Kilvinski, a humane cop nearing retirement who bonds with his new partner, a would-be lawyer rookie partner (Stacy Keach) going through some big changes of his own. Adapted from a bestselling novel by ex-policeman Joseph Wambaugh, “The New Centurions” often foreshadows later cop dramas, particularly eighties TV groundbreaker “Hill Street Blues” — right down to earthy pre-patrol briefings and actor James B. Sikking sporting what appears to be the very same pipe he parlayed to semi-fame as the affected, egomaniacal Lt. Howard Hunter. Still, while familiar faces from lighter fare show up (Isabel Sanford of “The Jeffersons,” Erik “CHiPs” Estrada, and the eventually dickless William Atherton of “Ghostbusters”), 1972 was a year when grim was in and even the most mainstream of Hollywood films were often deliberately under-structured. Taking place over what appears to be several years, there is no particular “case” and this is not really a story about crime fighting; it’s an investigation into the effects of police work on vulnerable human beings. Written by Stirling Silliphant and directed by Richard Fleischer (“20,000 Leagues Under the Sea,” “Soylent Green,” and “Mandingo”), “The New Centurions” is slowed by overly novelistic/episodic pacing and a few too many contemporary mannerisms (including a wah-wah heavy score by Quincy Jones) but it works more often than it doesn’t because of its two first-rate lead actors and a great deal of sincerity. The film’s benevolent view of the quasi-militarist seventies LAPD may be iffy, but its depiction of the bigger truth here feels true enough: policemen are nothing more than human beings doing a job that can be as seductively destructive as heroin.

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Aki Kaurismäki’s Proletariat Trilogy

Radio humorist Garrison Keillor gets a great deal of mileage poking fun at the taciturn ways of Swedish and Norwegian-Americans in the bleak Midwest. By comparison, Aki Kaurismäki’s similarly Nordic Finnish Fins make the citizens of Lake Wobegone seem like a bunch of raging drama queens. Kaurismäki is known for blending clever ultra-deadpan comedy and classical neorealist filmmaking, and since I love the former and just barely tolerate the latter, his works tend to be a hit and miss affair for me. Nevertheless, the definite class of this no-frills three-disc set from Criterion’s Eclipse line — comprised of three short feature-length movies about the lives of working folks who get themselves into bad, bad trouble — is also, however, the least overtly funny. 1990’s “The Match Factory Girl” is an ultra-dry twist on the pathos-heavy Hans Christian Anderson tale starring Kati Outinen — the female lead of Kaurismäki’s terrific 2002 art-house hit “The Man Without a Past” — as a trodden-upon lass who finally has enough of her vile parents and her even more vile boy-enemy (you can’t call him a friend). Ned Flanders-mustached Matti Pellonpää, who appears un-credited as the cruel seducer, also plays major roles in the less melodramatic, less reliably entertaining, but also very deftly made, films that round out the set: 1986’s “Shadows in Paradise,” a romantic comedy of sorts, and 1988’s “Ariel,” an out of sorts heist picture.

“Match Factory Girl” aside, this is the kind of material that will test the patience of viewers who don’t love such neorealist tropes as watching characters make tea for 15 seconds of real time. On the other hand, if kitchen sink realism and downbeat, ultra-subtle humor is your thing, they all may be your cup of tea. An ecological note: Given that all three features combined run just over 3.5 hours (the longest is an epic 76 minutes) and there are zero extras, someone should ask Criterion why was it necessary to package this brief trilogy on three separate discs.

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Icons of Horror

It’s a testament to the strength of the England’s famed Hammer Studios that, while the shock/fear factor of the studio’s “graphic violence” has definitely faded over the decades, three of the four films in this package of lesser known offerings still provide plenty of old fashioned horror/thriller fun. It’s just a shame the box art is so ugly. 1960’s “The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll” eschews Hammer’s usual decapitations and hand-removals in favor of lots of implied sexuality and heavy use of the B-word in a silly but entertaining twist on the Robert Louis Stevenson tale. Here, the nutty professor…I mean repressed, cuckolded doctor (Paul Massie) becomes a suave, better looking (and suddenly beardless) version of himself who decides to do the obvious – go out and get laid, and also do something about his no good wife (hot Dawn Addams) and her ultra-suave louse of a lover (Christopher Lee, often hilarious in one of his best roles).

The Terrence Fisher-directed “The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb” from 1964 is exactly what it sounds like and even more amusing, despite the absence of Lee, who played the mumster the first time around. Also directed by Fisher that year, “The Gorgon” is the only a stinker of the set, a leaden blend of 19th century horror and ancient Greek mythology that even Hammer stalwarts Lee and Peter Cushing cannot save. 1961’s “Scream of Fear” might have a lousy name, but it’s a more than fitting finale. A modern day black and white thriller featuring strong performances from Susan Strasberg, Ann Todd, and Christopher Lee (who else?) as an untrustworthy French medic, it starts out as a truly creepy spin on “Gaslight,” but turns out to be a nasty, clever treat from the team of writer-producer Jimmy Sangster and director Seth Holt (“The Nanny”). Modern day gorehounds can have their torture porn, I’ll take Hammer.

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No Blood, No Tears

Director and co-writer Ryu Seung-Wan’s 2002 thriller deserves some credit for mixing things up a bit. It attempts to blend Guy Ritchie-style crime-comedy with heavy dramatic elements, the feminist ethos of the Wachowski’s “Bound” (minus the hot actress-on-actress sex), bonecrunching martial arts, and a healthy dose of the semi-mandatory sadism of Korean action films. The only things missing from the exercise are a heart and a point. “No Blood, No Tears” brings us Lee Hye-yeong as a down on her luck cab driver with a criminal past who teams up with a younger woman (Jeon Do-Yeon) trapped in an abusive relationship with her despicable gangster boyfriend (Jung Jae-Young). Their plan is steal a sack full of money during one of her boyfriend’s illegal dogfights and abscond with the loot. The dangerous job turns out to be even trickier than you might think.

Though Seung-Wan tries to goose things along with an endless parade of irritating fancy camera tricks, his film takes an unconscionably long time to get started, the comedy is never funny, while the drama and thriller elements are doomed by paper-thin, almost soap-opera characterization and an overly complicated heist-film plot. On the other hand, some of the hardcore fighting that comes late in the story is impressive, but these fights are so brutal and elongated that they comes across as not much more than nasty mayhem for its sake. Add to that an inexcusable lame non-twist twist ending, and you’ve got one heck of a fancy but kind of revolting piece of non-entertainment.

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Space Chimps

With so many animated films being released these days, it’s a lot harder to stand out from the pack – that is, unless your name is Pixar – but Fox’s “Space Chimps” manages to do just that. Unfortunately, it’s not in the way they hoped, and though kids will likely enjoy the banal adventure, their parents will be wishing they were watching “WALL*E” again instead. The story centers on Ham III (voiced by Andy Samberg), the grandson of a famous chimp astronaut who makes a living as a circus performer. When a NASA probe discovers alien life on a faraway planet, a team of space chimps is launched into orbit to check it out, and the famous Ham III is sent along for the publicity. When they arrive on the planet, however, they discover that an evil alien named Zartog (Jeff Daniels) has commandeered the NASA rover and is using it to oppress the rest of the planet’s population. With only an hour before their ship is automatically sent back to Earth, Ham III and fellow chimp Luna (Cheryl Hines) must save their commander (Patrick Warburton) and free the harmless inhabitants before it’s too late. Of course, if you’ve gotten this far into the movie, there’s no point in turning back. The story itself is harmless, and kids won’t mind the tired clichés that are used throughout, but did they really need to include so many damn chimp puns?

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