…but not this one. (Image completely and totally NSFW)
Have fun, Mr. Munson. (Photo courtesy of The Superficial)
…but not this one. (Image completely and totally NSFW)
Have fun, Mr. Munson. (Photo courtesy of The Superficial)
…with a life-size bronze statue of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston indulging in a threesome. Controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards (he of the “naked Britney in full-on birthing mode” statue recently unveiled) is working on it now, and with any luck he may have it finished just in time to add that special X-rated touch to all your holiday gatherings.
That is, if he’s even allowed to show it to you:
Both Aniston and Jolie are reported to be angered by [Edwards’s] plans, and are taking appropriate measures to ensure the work is never exhibited.
A source told the Daily Star: “They are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.”
Now why are we not the least bit surprised by that? Brad is probably calling Edwards behind the scenes, asking whether he could maybe work Gwyneth Paltrow into the mix as well.
(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)
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In the October issue of Esquire, Brad Pitt announces that he and Angelina Jolie “will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” swiftly answering any lingering questions about his position on gay marriage and simultaneously making Jennifer Aniston feel like shit because he couldn’t be bothered to make a political statement before marrying (and subsequently divorcing) her.
Forgive me, but I just couldn’t bring myself to reprint the image. What image, you ask?
Lindsay Lohan’s fire crotch, making its world premiere.
The picture is oddly fascinating, as it looks like no other womanly body part you’ve ever seen in your life. It’s like one of those magic eye puzzles; you’ll stare at it for hours, and still not see anything.
Vanity Fair hits stands today with the Annie Liebowitz photo shoot of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their baby, Suri, but shots of the magazine made the CBS Evening News last night.
Wow, I wonder how many orphanages they had to go to in order to find a kid who fit the bill…
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