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Jericho, Episode 12: Back In The Day

It’s been over two months since we last had a new episode of “Jericho”…and, you know, I gotta tell ya, I think it’s a testament to how the series was losing me even before its temporary departure from the airwaves that not only did I not really miss it all that much while it was gone, but when it came back last night, I couldn’t even be bothered to be home or even set the VCR to tape it.

This isn’t to say that I didn’t want to see it, you understand – because if I didn’t, I certainly wouldn’t be continue to blog about it – but, clearly, my excitement about the show’s return was decidedly muted. It was, like, “Eh, I’ll watch it online tomorrow.”

Well, I’ve now watched it…and, okay, I’m back in I-want-to-see-what-happens-next-week mode, and it’s almost totally and utterly because we finally, finally, FINALLY got some questions answered about Hawkins. I was never entirely sure what to make of him before this (mostly because so little information was doled out about his past), but it seems that he was actually part of the group responsible for the nuclear attack. Oddly enough, I never really considered that to be a possibility; I always just figured he was working within the government in some capacity and that, as a result, he knew who was responsible. But to actually be a member of the group who set off the bombs, I absolutely didn’t anticipate that. I’m figuring he might’ve been working undercover, but we’ll see.

We also got back story on Jake and what he was doing prior to his return to Jericho…well, at least part of what he was doing, anyway; he was indeed in Iraq, as well as Afghanistan, but he was apparently working for a private contractor rather than the military. We also confirmed that he was returning to Jericho because he was on the run…from Ravenwood Security. (You may remember them as the organization who’d supposedly been hired by the US Dept. of Homeland Security as back-up for the National Guard.)

Basically, these were the two big stories going on in this episode, which was almost exclusively told in flashback during the 36 hours before the bombs fell. There are other bits and pieces about what the other citizens of Jericho were doing at the time, but aside from Jake and Hawkins, the only other interesting bit of info that we receive is that Emily had been fighting with her fiance, Roger, before he left town. The only new information we get comes during the last five minutes; it’s only two things, but it’s just enough to inspire interest in next week’s episode.

1) In addition to Roger’s return, one of the other people who comes strolling into town – although no-one knows it except us viewers – is Hawkins’ ex-partner (or lover, or whatever) from this terrorist organization he’d been working with.

2) Roger saw some seriously fucked up shit. Or else he’s now blind and didn’t see anything at all. I honestly couldn’t tell for sure which it was…but whatever the case, that was a seriously blank stare he was giving.

Back next week? Yep. The preview makes it look like it might be a bit darker. I know, I always get my hopes up, and I’m invariably disappointed. But this week’s episode has made me optimistic…so don’t let me down, “Jericho”!

Stranger in a strange land

This is the episode where the audience was supposed to finally discover the secret behind Jack’s tattoo, but after all the build up, it didn’t amount to very much. First off, anyone who took a glance at the title of the episode already knew what its relation would be to the tattoo, and second, the writers still never explain why he decide to enhance the ink job with the pyramid and number 5 placed right above the Chinese phrase. All we know is that Jack visited Phuket, Thailand some time after his riff with his father, met a hot Asian chick (Bai Ling) with a gift for reading others, and then got a tattoo from her marking his destiny. Wow, exciting stuff.

Actually, despite the fact that it wasn’t nearly as revealing as the last few weeks, not to mention that it was yet again centered on the Mod Squad, I actually thoroughly enjoyed most of the episode, and think that it marks a big turning point in the series. With Sawyer and Kate on their way back to camp (sans Carl, after Sawyer convinced him to head back), and Jack on a boat back with Juliet and Ben (after Jack made a deal with Ben to save Juliet’s life), it looks like we’re finally getting back to the group dynamic that has been missing since the end of season two.

Will Jack finally learn to live amongst the Others? Or better yet, will Ben and Juliet be assimilated into the group of survivors? Things are finally starting to get interesting again ABC, so you had better not screw it up.

Introducing…”Halfway Home”

Comedy Central’s original series have a tendency to be wildly uneven. With “The Sarah Silverman Program,” however, it looked like the network’s fortunes had changed…but, now, we have “Halfway Home,” and we’re somewhere between the two poles.

It seems like a great idea: an improvised show about five ex-cons living in a residential rehab facility. (Y’get it? A halfway house…?) Improvised comedy generally tends to result in big laughs, but if you’re expecting something akin to “Curb Your Enthusiasm” or one of Christopher Guest’s flicks, you’re expecting a little too much; in this case, the cast tends to fall back on lowbrow comedy way too often. Example: the second episode revolves almost entirely around the guys in the house attempting to get erections…and it ends with them all taking horse viagra by mistake. Of the three episodes made available for preview, however, two of them contain quite a lot of laughs…and, okay, there’s at least one hilarious line in that erection episode, when Jordan Black, in his quest to rise to the occasion, says, “I’m gonna handle my junk like Fred Sanford.”

Undoubtedly, the big selling point among comedy fans will prove to be the inclusion of this man in the cast:

Oscar Nunez

Given that Oscar Nunez produced the pilot for “Halfway Home” and sold it to Comedy Central, you can’t accuse him of accidentally falling into typecasting, but is it really all that wise to follow up his role as Oscar the gay accountant on “The Office” with this role as a gay male prostitute? Sure, it’s nice to have that funny-gay-guy niche locked up, but, really, Oscar, how about some variety in your resume? It’s not like you’re actually gay. (At least, he says he isn’t in this interview.)

Anyway, it looks like “Halfway Home” is two-thirds of the way to being consistently funny…but let’s see how the rest of the season goes.

Heroes, Week 16: Well, THAT was unexpected…

Wow, were there a lot of “oh, shit” moments on last night’s episode, or what? Man, and to think that I’d originally planned to begin this entry by complaining about the fact that the show began with a bit more filler than usual. (Well, not really filler, I guess, but they showed more clips from previous episodes than usual to set up the scenes; in addition to the normal “previously on ‘Heroes'” montage, they replayed that scene with Radioactive Man and Internet Girl from a few weeks ago, as well as replaying Hiro’s “I come in peace” gag from last week) By the end of the proceedings, however, virtually everyone had managed to score a major dramatic scene. Okay, sure, we never saw Nikica, D.L., or Micah at all…and, yet, the proceedings in no way suffered. To my mind, it’s a testament to the fact that, despite last week’s shootout with Matt, their stories tend to be pretty self-contained…though I’m guessing that’ll change very, very soon, when Nikica embarks on her assignment to take out Nathan.

So what were the big moments…?

* Claire’s mom collapses on the kitchen floor in a pool of milk, resulting in our favorite cheerleader giving her dad a royal reaming for his apparent insensitivity…which, in turn, results in one of those rare moments where we actually feel sorry for H.R.G..

* Peter gets all unexpected on Doctor Invisible by stopping his staff in mid-strike, pleasing Doc to no end. Later, as the good Doctor begins a lecture on Darwinian theory, the pair of them get attacked by H.R.G. and Brother Voodoo…and Peter shoots into the air like a fucking rocket. It’s official: the Battle Royale between Peter and Sylar is gonna be a knock-down drag-out. I couldn’t help but notice that H.R.G. looked less angry than legitimately pleased and impressed when Peter flew into the sky with Doctor Invisible…though it was particularly interesting that, in the wake of learning that his wife was unconscious, H.R.G.’s response was to say that Claude (a.k.a. Doctor Invisible) would have to wait, making no mention of Peter. If there’d been earlier reference to H.R.G. even knowing of Claude’s existence, I guess I missed it…but the Doctor’s smackdown of Peter makes it evident that there’s a history between he and H.R.G.’s “people.”

* Simone’s dead. Ho. Lee. Shit. I didn’t see that coming. But what I wonder is, did she go public about Nathan and Peter before her untimely demise…?

* Moments after receiving the advice that when “you take on a partner, all you get is their blood on your hands,” Hiro watches Ando get shot. The next thing you know, Hiro has dissolved his partnership with Ando and is on a bus – driven by Stan Lee, no less – continuing his mission all by his lonesome. I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that Ando won’t choose to follow along behind Hiro, however…

* After a discussion with Janice about the hot jewels goes awry, Matt teams up with Radioactive Man and Internet Girl to invade H.R.G.’s house for some answers. (‘Bout time!) Surely that’s not going to go well…and, even worse, I’m anticipating that while all this is going on, if you listened closely, you could hear this…

Janice: Narc, narc!
The Cops: Who’s there?
Janice: Janice Parkman, with some info about my husband that I think you’ll find interesting.

* And speaking of listening closely…well, first, let’s have a moment of silence for Dale. Are we done? Great. Okay, so aside from the fact that Mohinder’s talk of possibly being able to block some of the heroes’ powers reminded me a bit of the plot of “X3,” it looks like Sylar finally has a power that he doesn’t have the hang of, one that’s proving to be more of a hindrance than a strength.

Awesome episode. Can’t wait ’til next week.

24, Hour 10: This week, on “Dynasty of Terror”

The president of our company wasn’t kidding: “24” has turned into “Dynasty.” The latest obstacle to hamper CTU is…a drinking problem. That is not a typo. The part of Amy Winehouse is played by Morris O’Brien, who, when faced with what he perceives to be a painful reminder of his own cowardice at the hands of the man that he had previously deemed an intellectual subordinate, unravels to the point where he chugs nearly a pint of whiskey, only to purge it from his system in a fit of shame seconds later. “Call your sponsor,” Chloe admonishes when he comes back stinking of whiskey. I suppose that last nugget of information negates the Winehouse joke; if they tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab, she’d say no, no, no.

In fact, the majority of the episode contained more relationship melodrama than political intrigue. “Don’t kill my son!” “I killed your husband, and I’ll kill your son.” “He won’t kill him, he wants me.” “I had to go my own way.” “Don’t turn me in to Buchanan!” “Call your sponsor!” Ugh. The most interesting plot thread was given the least amount of attention, and that is the Biscuit’s betrayal of the President. Sure, it looked bad for the Biscuit as he’s handing over the President’s itinerary, but there is no way he would go from resigning to whacking the Commander in Chief in a matter of minutes, right? No, of course not, which is why it was such a relief to see him call the head of Secret Service the second in an attempt to thwart the plot…and why it didn’t surprise us in the slightest to see Mr. Swank pop the Biscuit the second he knew that he was being played. Let us guess: now the Biscuit is framed for the hit if it proves to be unsuccessful.

Don’t let her shrieking fool you: Heidi Petrelli is one strong woman. She has hardly cried a tear for the death of her husband, which happened only an hour or so ago. She didn’t even flinch when Jack gently brushed her delicate brunette locks out of her face. I’m not sure exactly what happened between those two in the past, but that moment, this soon after the death of her husband and his brother, is creepy. I don’t care if he just helped save Jack Jack’s life. Wouldn’t you at least let the body get cold before bustin’ a move?

During one of the blink-chunk, blink-chunk moments, they showed the Biscuit strapped down like he was suffering spinal trauma. From a flashlight, wielded by Mr. Swank? Not buying it, sorry. Dude may be evil, but he’s not supernatural.

And then there’s the Great Reveal in the last two minutes. Daddy Dearest/Farmer Hoggett manages to slip out after having his son, the freaking CTU agent, kneel down in preparation for an execution-style bullet in the skull. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that there isn’t a man alive the same age as James Cromwell that can sneak out of a meeting of narcoleptics. Jack realizes Daddy Dearest isn’t there, and in his pursuit, finds a cell phone with a text message telling him to call…President Buck Buck Brawwwwwwk! I knew he was coming back, so seeing him wasn’t a shock, but that Saddam Hussein beard was. Hey, at least he doesn’t look like Nixon anymore.

There’s still one thing that troubles me: both Hoggett and Romano have admitted that they were complicit in the assassination of David Palmer, but neither has admitted or acknowledged that they had any reason to believe that Jack, who was set up for the hit, was actually alive when it took place (you’ll remember that he had been declared dead months before, in order for Jack to escape the clutches of the Chinese). The connection to President Logan may explain this, since he also tried to have Jack killed at the end of season four, only to discover that someone else had allegedly beaten him to the punch. Still, when last season started, Logan had no idea that Jack was still alive either, which means that either one of the still-living characters has information that they have yet to reveal or the show’s producers are secretly hoping that you have forgotten that that they have not properly explained this gaping plot hole.

The only explanation, given what information they have shared with us, is that Chloe is the mastermind behind Palmer’s assassination, since she is the only surviving person we’re aware of who knows who fabricated Jack’s death in the first place. Um, sure. No one orchestrates a plot to kill a former President of the United States in the hopes that they can pin it on a guy that may or may not already be dead. If Hoggett & Romano knew that Jack was still alive, then prove it. Now. We’re growing tired of sentences that begin with, “Don’t ask me how, but…,” like we heard tonight with the explanation about Gredenko extorting Farmer Hoggett. That’s code for “Hey, it’s your cousin Basil Exposition! Just go along with whatever he tells you.” Sorry, not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture.

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