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Sink or swim?

Can “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” continue its incredible run at the box office, or will this weekend’s new releases take the wind out of its sails? I’d like to vote for the former, since the only films opening on Friday include the god-awful “You, Me and Dupree” and the latest Wayans brothers flick, “Little Man.”

The urban comedy genre has an audience all its own, so while “Little Man” may pull in a respectable opening weekend take, it’s hardly going to interfere with Johnny Depp and Co. as they attempt to smash yet another record (biggest 14-day opening, fastest to $200 million, or something silly like that). “You, Me and Dupree,” on the other hand, is very capable of stealing “Pirates” thunder, but I wouldn’t bet on it. With a majority of the reviews running before opening day, let’s all hope that it’s enough to discourage anyone actually paying to see this piece of crap.

Lindsay Lohan, Narcissist

I’m not name-calling; I’m just repeating the title of Lindsay’s new book. Cribbing a page from the original Boy Toy, Lohan reportedly plans to release a book of sexy photos of herself.

“Narcissist” will presumably be published by Random House’s new Stating the Obvious imprint, which may also release follow-up tomes for Jessica Simpson (“Imbecile”) and Paris Hilton (“Floozy”).

Box Office Roundup: Ahhhhrrrrr.

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: $132 million (first week)
Ho, ly, shit. A new record. Enjoy it while you can, Disney; your movie stinks, and next week, despite your only new competition being “You, Me and Dupree” and “Little Man,” you’re going to experience a maaaaaaaajor league dropoff. You know, sort of like…
2) Superman Returns: $21.9 million ($141.7 million, second week)
Oh yes, there will be blood on the Warner Brothers studio floor.
3) The Devil Wears Prada: $15.6 million ($63.7 million, second week)
Fox, on the other hand, is going to triple their money on this little number. Rupert Murdoch takes the proceeds and decides to buy Mexico, renaming it Upper Australia.
4) Click: $12 million ($105.9 million, third week)
Of course, if we had that universal remote, our first choice would have been to erase “Little Nicky” from existence.
5) Cars: $10.3 million ($205.5 million, fifth week)
I had a guy tell me this weekend that the reason I didn’t like “Cars” was because I didn’t “get” it, because I’m not rural enough. It took all of my strength not to laugh at him.

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