Category: External Movie DVDs (Page 67 of 74)

DVD shuffle: 02/27/07

New on DVD this week:

1) Stranger Than Fiction – RENT: Will Ferrell really can act. It’s just too bad that no one cares.

2) Tenacious D in ‘The Pick of Destiny’ – RENT: Fans of the musical duo will absolutely love their big screen debut, but anyone else should approach the film with extreme caution.

3) A Good Year – PASS: If you really must see a movie about spoiled protagonist who learns a big life lesson while on a vacation to vineyard country, watch “Under the Tuscan Sun” instead.

4) Tideland – PASS: We all thought Terry Gilliam was batshit crazy, but this is the proof.

Also out this week is another Sarah Michelle Gellar horror flick (“The Return”), another DVD edition of “Alexander” (it’s third, to be exact), and the girl’s high school basketball documentary, “The Heart of the Game.”

Bullz-Eye for the Kiddies, Vol. 2

It’s been awhile, but we’re back with a new volume of Bullz-Eye for the Kiddies. These children- and family-oriented discs don’t come in at a rapid pace, so we sometimes have to wait a little while to stockpile enough for another column. Sorry, we know how much you’ve been waiting for this – we’ve gotten all of your E-mails – but, at least, your patience has paid off!

Jakers! – Sheep on the Loose: It’s gotten to the point where I actually look forward to this show when my daughter’s watching PBS Sprout on cable. And, really, what’s not to like? Computer-animated Farm animals talking in Irish accents…? C’mon, people, get behind me on this! Seriously, though, it’s a show that’s full of lessons and morals, but the writing is fantastic, particularly in the way it tackles serious subjects without getting too morose about it. “Waking Thor” finds Ferny the cow dealing with the death of his goldfish, Thor, and it’s handled in an exemplary manner, indicating that loss is loss if you love the person who dies, whether it’s a goldfish or a parent. There’s a particularly great line when Piggley’s dad asks the kids if they’ve considered a wake for Thor, and Piggley responds, “Oh, there’s no wakin’ him, Da. We’ve seen him; he’s done.” This episode also has a running subplot where Wiley the sheep – voiced by Mel Brooks – is bored out of his mind; another sheep suggests a rousing game of cricket, to which Wiley responds, “What, are you kidding? That’s the same as being bored!” Definitely one of the best animated shows that PBS has to offer.

The Fox and the Hound 2: You know, if we all team up and go over to the Disney studios en masse, at least one of us ought to be able to make it through security, into the corporate offices, and punch somebody – preferably an executive – in the face for greenlighting all of these fucking straight-to-video sequels, prequels, and “mid-quels” to classic films. What’s a “mid-quel”? It’s where they invent a new story and claim that it occurred off-camera at some point during the original flick…and that’s what this story is. Tod the fox and Copper the bloodhound are still in their youth when Copper, who feels as though he can’t do anything right, discovers that he can howl pretty darned well, which leads him to join a traveling band of singing dogs who are performing at the county fair. Tod gets jealous, of course, and by the end of the film, Copper returns home and the status quo is reinstated…but not before we’ve heard a few tunes from Reba McEntire, who voices one of the singing dogs. If you remember the sweet story of the original “Fox and the Hound,” stay away from this completely unnecessary flick that does nothing but try to scrape a few more bucks into the Magic Kingdom’s bank vault.

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A belated discussion about “An American Haunting” on DVD

My wife’s a bigger horror film fan than I am, so when I get in a flick from that particular genre in to review, she’s been known to go watch the DVD before I get around to it. In the case of “An American Haunting,” she started watching it…but she said that it started to get so scary that she decided she wanted to stop watching it until I could watch it with her.

Fair enough…except that I kept setting it aside, we both got busy, and, basically, we forgot about it…until this week.

So we finally watched it, and, yes, the film does have some scary moments. It doesn’t necessary scale the heights of horror greatness throughout its 90 minutes – when your film’s about a relatively young girl who’s haunted by a mysterious spirit, it’s hard to get past the inevitable similarities to “The Exorcist” – but it’s an enjoyable enough, good-looking horror flick, made more interesting by the fact that it’s a period piece (it takes place during the 1800s) and aided immeasurably by a solid cast that’s top-lined by Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek. Unfortunately, what’s painted as a ghost story throughout the majority of its run time suddenly changes gears dramatically at the end…and while I’m not looking to give it away, I’m guessing the conclusion will have you reacting in the same way my wife and I did: by asking, “Are you kidding me…?”

But, then, as a critic, my opinion doesn’t count for much, apparently (even though, mind you, it’s precisely the same as my wife, who isn’t a critic), based on a rant by the film’s writer / director, Courtney Solomon, on the DVD.

Solomon opts out of doing a proper commentary; he starts off doing an in-screen video commentary, but he quickly gets bored and, instead, decides to hop in his car and drive around to the various places involved in the film’s creation. After talking about all the online promotion done for the film and how it helped its box office peformance immeasurably, he starts talking about critics; he understands why they have to exist but that he doesn’t have to read what they have to say, that a director needs to know when he himself is happy with his work and not change it based on the opinions of others. Fair enough…but, then, he starts into an attack on the entire profession of film criticism that’s like a snowball rolling down a hill, growing in vicious intensity with each passing moment.

Dare you read the transcription?

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Hyperbole ahoy!

Not that we didn’t expect anyone and everyone to try and make a quick buck from Anna Nicole Smith’s death, but we really figured that most people would keep things in perspective when hyping their product…but MTI Video, who will be releasing Smith’s last film – “Illegal Aliens” – on DVD in May, apparently have no such intentions.

John James, the film’s executive producer, has declared it the Abbey Road of films for Anna Nicole fans,” adding that while, “at first look, ‘Illegal Aliens’ appears to be just another low budget sci-fi comedy poking fun at Hollywood’s big-budget flicks, now, with the passing of its star, you’ll find it replete with metaphors of her life.”

Oh, I bet. You can totally see them in the trailer…particularly when Anna Nicole offers the poignant query, “Why’s my poopy hole sore?”

DVD shuffle: 02/13/04

New on DVD this week:

1) The Departed – BUY: Martin Scorsese’s greatest cinematic achievemtn in over a decade. If you haven’t seen “The Departed,” you haven’t seen one of the best films of the year. And if you have, well, then, what are you waiting for? Go watch it again.

2) Marie Antoinette – RENT: I’ve yet to actually check this one out, but people either seem to love it or hate it. The price of the rental is certainly worth discovering which side of the fence you’re on.

3) Schools for Scoundrels – PASS: No, this is nothing like “Bad Santa.” And no, this is nothing like “Napoleon Dynamite.” There you have it, two clear-cut answers as to why you shouldn’t see this film.

4) Infamous – RENT: If you see just one movie about Truman Capote, this ain’t it. Of course, if you’re a fan of the eccentric writer, then by all means, check it out.

Also out this week is the Academy Award-nominated “Half Nelson,” the Tim Allen superhero flick “Zoom,” the documentary “F*ck,” and the “Infernal Affairs” trilogy box set.

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