Category: Actresses (Page 250 of 258)

Premium Hollywood It Girl Lindsay Lohan hates being called a “Teen Queen,” loathes her party-girl reputation, and would like you to know that she is in fact a serious actress, she reveals in her upcoming interview with Allure magazine (whose teenage subscribers presumably number in the hundreds of thousands).

As we have the utmost respect for Ms. Lohan, and her serious-actressy work in such films as “Freaky Friday,” “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” and “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” we will no longer refer to her as “Teen Queen,” “It Girl,” or “Former Jailbait.” Acceptable euphemisms for the actress from this point forward will be limited to appropriately respectable monikers such as “Talented Freckle-Faced Matchstick,” “Rehab-Bound Future Movie-of-the Week Star” and “Strawberry Harlot.”

Offended first by alleged abuse of chickens in KFC processing plants, and now by the cruelty of “forcing horses to race for our amusement” at the Kentucky Derby, PETA activist Pam Anderson has said she will never again attend the annual Churchill Downs extravaganza.

“It makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether, which makes me sad because there are so many great people there,” the buxom actress said, just before cramming two rare, endangered, giant pink hooterbirds into a restrictive foundation garment sewn by a five-year-old in a Chinese sweatshop.