Category: Actresses (Page 226 of 258)

We just heart Go Fug Yourself so much, we had to share with you their take on this happy fall outing for America’s hottest, most totally heterosexual, not-faking-it, deeply in love soon-to-be-married couple:

TOM: Kate, what do you think of my hair?

KATIE: It’s amazing.

TOM: I set the Flowbie to stun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No, seriously, I actually just set it to “long.” You don’t think I look like a boy-bander? I think I look like a boy-bander. A little bit. A little boy-bandy.

KATIE: You look amazing.

TOM: What about my suit? Do you like my suit? Is my suit too movie-premiere-y for a soccer game?

KATIE: Your suit is amazing. Everyone wears Gucci to their child’s soccer game. Gucci is amazing.

TOM: Are you being sarcastic?

KATIE: I haven’t been sarcastic in 18 months. My head hurts too much.

TOM: Have some vitamins!

KATIE: Uh-huh.

TOM: WHAT’S THAT?

KATIE: Vitamins are amazing. Scientology rocks.

…with a life-size bronze statue of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston indulging in a threesome. Controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards (he of the “naked Britney in full-on birthing mode” statue recently unveiled) is working on it now, and with any luck he may have it finished just in time to add that special X-rated touch to all your holiday gatherings.

That is, if he’s even allowed to show it to you:

Both Aniston and Jolie are reported to be angered by [Edwards’s] plans, and are taking appropriate measures to ensure the work is never exhibited.

A source told the Daily Star: “They are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all.”

Now why are we not the least bit surprised by that? Brad is probably calling Edwards behind the scenes, asking whether he could maybe work Gwyneth Paltrow into the mix as well.

(Thanks to VH-1’s Best Week Ever for the link)