Category: Action Movies (Page 159 of 165)

Killing Uwe Boll: one step closer to sweet, sweet reality.

Tyler Durden’s wildest dreams just came true: Uwe Boll wants people to kick his ass.

Uwe Boll
“Ratner? Bay? Please. I am the hackiest McHacksterpants of them all.”

Here’s the deal: Boll is shooting yet another surefire videogame catastrophe — this time the victim is the game “Postal” — and Boll is asking his most vehement detractors to apply for the opportunity to put their money where their mouth is in the boxing ring. Five lucky hatas get ten rounds with Boll, which will be broadcast on the internet in their entirety, with some footage making it into the movie.

I can see it now: Pow! “That’s for ‘House of the Dead!'” Pow! “That’s for casting Tara Reid as a scientist, a fucking scientist!” Pow! “That’s for Ben Kingsley! Ben fucking Kingsley, tainted forever by your stink!”

Go ahead, Sam, tell us what you REALLY think.

Samuel L. Jackson used his MTV Movie Awards appearance to present the award for Best Movie and got the maximum amount of promotion for his OWN new movie out of it.

Here’s the link, so you can see it for yourself, but in case MTV decides to yank it, here’s the transcript, word for motherfuckin’ word:

“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: Best Movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart, because next year, I’ll be winning it…for ‘Snakes On A Plane.’ Now, I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I am guaranteeing that ‘Snakes On A Plane’ will win Best Movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The new James Bond…? No snakes in that! ‘Oceans Thirteen’? Where the snakes at?!? ‘Shrek the Third’? Green…but not a snake! No movie shall triumph over ‘Snakes On A Plane’…UNLESS I happen to feel like making a movie called ‘More Motherfucking Snakes On More Motherfucking Planes’! Here are your nominees for Best Movie…”

DAMN, I love Sam Jackson…

Looking for the leak on “Fantastic Four 2”?

Here’s your loudmouth:

Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”

Snakes on a U2 parody

First, he made a hilarious “audition reel” for “Snakes on a Plane,” where he did impressions of Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci. Now the heretofore unknown DCLugi has taken the U2 song “Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own” and, well, made it better, by appropriating it to fit “SoaP” and its star, Samuel L. Jackson. Funny, funny stuff.

We were also pleased as punch to learn that Sam was snapped at the MTV Movie Awards wearing a version of the same “SoaP” shirt owned by myself and Tyler Durden. His, of course, is black, and has ‘M.F.’ in between ‘a’ and ‘plane.’

Snakes on a T-shirt

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