Category: Action Movies (Page 138 of 165)

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Whatever self-awareness the “Starship Troopers” franchise may have had about its neo-fascist nature is long gone in this latest installment, which is a shame because it certainly started off promisingly enough. Casper Van Dien is back as Col. Johnny Rico, who goes from villain to hero in time to save old friend Lola Beck (Jolene Blalock) from attack on a hostile bug planet. The artwork promotes the new weapons the Federation has to play with, but they don’t come into play until the final 15 minutes…and look just like Obadiah Stain’s suit from “Iron Man.” Not only that, the soldiers operating them have to be naked for them to work. Yep, that’s the plot piece they wrote into the story in order to get the girls’ tops off. (Strange, then, that Van Dien later steps out of his Marauder suit fully clothed.) They have some fun with the character of Sky Marshall Anoke – not only is he Sky Marshall, but he’s a million-selling pop star with songs like the recruitment anthem “A Good Day to Die” – and the Federation Updates are always amusing, but it seems completely lost on all concerned that they are asking the viewer to root for a “1984”-style government that sentences protestors to death and views religious faith as an act of rebellion in a godless society. Who funded this, Pat Robertson?

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Icons of Adventure

Starting in the late fifties and on through the seventies, England’s low budget Hammer film studios became known for a series of profitable reboots of classic gothic horror franchises, but the busy film studio actually produced all kinds of movies. This two-disc set gives us a mixed-bag of thrillers bringing the mean, lean, and graphic (by early sixties standards) Hammer touch to pulpy adventure yarns as well as featuring the considerable acting skills of go-to bad guy/monster man Christopher Lee as the chief villain of three of the four pictures.

The set gets off to an unfortunate start with “The Pirates of Blood River” — an insufferable bore thanks to some plodding pacing and an insipid performance by leading man Kerwin Matthews — Lee’s bad guy pirate, no Jack Sparrow, can only do so much. Fortunately, there’s more of Lee, actual ships, swordfights, and all-around piratical fun in “The Devil Ship Pirates.” The second disc brings us a pair of politically and ethnically suspect flicks set in English colonies. “The Terror of the Tongs” is a casting nightmare from the point of view of ethnic sensitivity, with innumerable Hong Kong Chinese characters played by English, French and, in one shocking instance, an actual Chinese actor. (Burt Kwouk – Kato from the original “Pink Panther” films — who, naturally, is killed five minutes into the movie). Still, it’s a surprisingly nasty and perversely entertaining film with some amazing low-budget production values and another strong bad guy performance from Christopher Lee (no relation to Bruce), speaking perfect English in a sort of practice run for his later performances as super-unPC villain Fu Manchu.

If “Terror” is the set’s Harold, “The Stranglers of Bombay” is it’s Anglocentric Kumar. It’s an fitfully entertaining, occasionally creepy tale of a stalwart British officer (Guy Rolfe) fighting Indian thuggees – those fanatical, kill-crazy bad guys who tried to overrun British India in “Gunga Din,” tried to off Harrison Ford and friends in “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” and who, led by Leo “Rumpole of the Bailey” McKern (!), viciously tried to take Ringo’s famed ring finger, in “Help!”

With four commentaries – three of them featuring Hammer standby screenwriter Jimmy Sangster — this is a must for those obsessed with the famed studio’s history, but definitely optional for others. (Only one commentary, “Terror of the Tongs” is all that engaging, even by film geek standards.) Still, there are worse ways to while away a series of weekend afternoon. For all their flaws, these movies are far more noble time-wasters than most of today’s multiplex potboilers.

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Heroes of the East

Cursed with a misleading English title and a narrative flaw or two, this remarkably little known 1979 Hong Kong comic action fest is nevertheless an absolute must for serious martial arts fans and a treat for the rest of us. The young Gordon Liu (cruel tutor Pei-Mei from “Kill Bill: Volume 2”) stars as Ah To, a young man in an arranged marriage with the pretty Kung Zi (Yuzo Mizuno), recently returned from her native Japan. After some initial fretting, the two prove more than compatible. Actually, it turns out they may have a little too much in common — they are both martial arts experts and excessively proud proponents of their respective nation’s martial arts styles. Though frequently compared to “The Taming of the Shrew,” the first hour plays more like an early sixties sex comedy, only with comic physical jabs replacing the verbal sparring.

Early on, the action is nearly dominated by the spunky, hyper-talented Yuzo Mizuno — think a young Shirley MacLaine as a comically destructive martial arts virtuoso. Still, “Heroes” ultimately turns out to be Gordon Liu’s show, and quite a show it is as the reluctant Ah To must face a herd of angry Japanese martial artists who have come to defend their nation’s honor. Martial arts trained director Lau Kar-Leung’s good natured action rom-com – something of a (biased) plea for mutual respect between the Chinese and Japanese peoples – turns into a more traditional series of increasingly stunning action set pieces that concludes with a real bang as Ah To at last faces his romantic rival, a treacherous ninja (Kurata Yasuaki) who throws the ninjitsu book at our hero. It’s a stunning conclusion to a real whiz-bang of a late period Shaw Brothers martial arts extravaganza. Also, with relatively little in the way of anything like serious violence (for the most part the characters aren’t really trying to hurt each other) and only some very mild sexual innuendo, “Heroes of the East” is also appropriate for younger martial arts fans.

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TCA Press Tour, Day 5: PBS, Pt. 2

Once I reached lunchtime and realized how long I’d been going on, I realized that it was just going to make good sense to split the first day of PBS into two parts (I’ll do the same for Day 2 as well), so we now rejoin PBS Day 1 immediately post-lunch, as we loosen our belts and are introduced to…

“American Masters: You Must Remember This – The Warner Brothers Story”: This is one of those panels that started out with a ho-hum line-up, and then – BAM! – it suddenly became awesome. I was always interested in seeing it, since I’m a film buff, but two days before it took place, we suddenly got an E-mail from PBS saying, “Oh, by the way, that Warner Brothers panel? We just added Frank Darabont (director of ‘The Shawshank Redemption,’ ‘The Green Mile,’ and ‘The Mist’), Richard Donner (director of ‘Superman,’ ‘Lethal Weapon,’ and ‘The Goonies’) and Jon Voight (star of ‘Midnight Cowboy,’ ‘Deliverance,’ and ‘Coming Home’) to it.”

WHAT? Oh, HELL, yes, I’m gonna be there!

And in addition to those names, also in attendance were actress Joan Leslie (‘Yankee Doodle Dandy,’ ‘Sergeant York,’ and ‘High Sierra’), Lauren Shuler Donner (producer of ‘Dave,’ ‘You’ve Got Mail,’ and ‘Free Willy’), Greg Orr (grandson of Jack Warner), and Richard Schickel, the film critic of Time Magazine since 1972 and the creative mind behind this historical retrospective.

Oh, yeah, I was excited.

Ultimately, precious little about the program itself ended up being revealed, aside from Schickel’s confirmation that the animation of Warner Brothers will be covered in a four or five minute segment. Most of it was the various actors and directors recollecting about their experiences for the company, plus a bit of reminscining from Orr about his grandfather and his reputation. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. It was still pretty damned awesome.

Here are some highlights…

* Frank Darabont revealed that, whenever he makes a film, he’s always checking to see what other films have been made on that lot. “When we were shooting The Green Mile, for example, we were shooting on the Formosa lot, which was Warner Hollywood at the time, and it was the same sound stages where they shot ‘The Black Swan,’ going back to the silent days,” said Darabont. “If you love movies, you go in, and it’s not just a place where you are showing up. You start looking around the nooks and crannies of these places and asking questions, and I actually had some of my staff sneak into their offices and talk to their people and pull their files out, and we would start getting lists together of what had been shot on that sound stage. We started lobbying for them to start, you know, putting up plaques in the sound stages with the titles with some of the great movies. That’s now true at Warner Brothers. I like to think that me bitching about it had a little something to do with it. Maybe they were planning it anyway and I’m just humoring myself.”

* Joan Leslie spoke of how different the studio system was in her day than it is now. “I was signed in 1939 when I was 15 years old,” she revealed, “and they said, ‘We’ll groom you.’ In two weeks I was testing for ‘High Sierra,’ and I got the part, and I did five more pictures that year while I was 15. And I was going to school and doing publicity. Quiet wonder was like how I felt about the studio. These enormous stages, and glamorous people. The makeup department in the morning was busy and fun and talking, charming. And on the set, great feeling of teamwork. I think everybody on the set felt good when we made a good take. It wasn’t just it’s a take. We all felt like, ‘Gee, we did good.’ But I think that some of that has changed. And that doesn’t mean they’re not making great pictures, but it’s changed a lot. And I’m glad I was there then. I’m glad they did that purposely for me. I’m grateful to Warner’s for what they did. They took care of me. They gave me my identity.”

* There was mass praising of what a great studio Warner Brothers used to be, with discussions about how you’d meet after a film had done well and have the studio head throw you the keys to a brand new car. Once, according to Richard Donner, Christopher Reeve had rented a car on the studio’s dime, and when he asked if he could keep it a few extra days so that he could see the sights, studio head John Calley asked, “What’s his favorite color?” And the next thing you knew, Reeve had his own car to see the sights with. This trick backfired on them at least once, though, according to Richard Donner. ” When ‘Lethal Weapon’ hit, I don’t know, whatever mark, a lot of money, Bob Daley and Terry Semel asked us to have a little lunch in their office to celebrate,” said Donner. “And he said, ‘Would you come, and (Joel Silver) and Mel?’ I said, ‘Of course. And you’ve got to have Danny (Glover).’ He said, ‘Oh, yeah, sure, Danny.’ And then I said, ‘You’ve got to have Jeff Boam.’ And Bob Daley said, ‘You know, this is just a little lunch.” I said, ‘Well, you’ve got to have them.’ He said, ‘Okay.’ By the time we were done, we had Rene Russo, Joey Pesci…every time I called Bob to add a name, he was very curt about it. So lunch was going on, and I said, ‘You know, in the old days, before you, after lunch they would have thrown some keys on the table, and everyone would have gone outside and got a Ferrari or a…’ Bob Daley looked at me and threw some keys on the table, and they were all brand-new Range Rovers…but he only started with three. Every time (I added a name)…well, the last two had to come down from San Francisco in a truck!”

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Prairie Fever

Any movie that earnestly harks back to classic westerns and tries to strike a blow for human liberty at the same time can’t be all bad. Sadly, a single star is all I can justify for this direct-to-DVD oater. “Prairie Fever” brings us onetime TV Hercules Kevin Sorbo as Preston Biggs, a former small town sheriff turned town drunk. When several mail order brides start to exhibit signs of pretend-insanity – incessantly quoting Bible verses, miming playing the piano, and generally exhibiting signs of really bad acting – the woman are assumed to have fallen to a sort of female hysteria apparently brought on by living on a pretend-Western hamlet, i.e., “prairie fever.” The cure, such as it is, is to have Biggs take the women, and a tidy sum of money, to the nearest train station hundreds of miles away. Along the way, our not-so-anti-hero encounters the feisty and beautiful Abigail (Dominique Swain), who is on the run from an occasionally villainous gambler (Lance Henrickson). While this set-up initially appears lamely misogynist, rest assured that it is actually lamely feminist. These women are suffering from old West PTSD caused by frontier cruelty, but in true old school TV style, they will all fully recover within less than 81 minutes.

Written and directed by a triumvirate of TV veterans, “Prairie Fever” effectively evokes the bad television of yore. For all the attempts at characterization, it’s often possible to recite the dialogue in advance of the characters. Moreover, action sequences are badly muffed, though the three stars are, for the most part, able to keep their heads above water. The less said about the supporting cast, however, the better.

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