Author: Will Harris (Page 223 of 261)

Will is a member of the Television Critics Association and has written for Decider.com, the Onion A.V. Club, The Dissolve, Indiewire, Rhino.com, TV Week Magazine, The Virginian-Pilot, Popdose.com, and EW.com along with writing for Bullz-Eye.com and Premium Hollywood.

Mum’s the word on Mel

For the most part, anyway…though lord knows the replies to Buffybot’s post are exceptions to THAT rule!

Ahem.

Anyway, L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein…I’ll pause to let the anti-semitics out there go ahead and register the man’s last name and get their slings and arrows in order…has cheered Amy Pascal, chairwoman of Sony Pictures, for being pretty much the only one to offer any sort of negative comment about our man Mel’s drunken stupidity the other night, though he admits that she didn’t exactly get nasty about it; she just said she found it “incredibly disappointing that somebody of his stature would speak out that way, especially at this sensitive time.” But, otherwise, almost no one’s offering any criticism; they’re just keeping their mouths shut.

Not Disney production chief Oren Aviv, though. He told Slate’s Kim Masters – and I’m sure this is nothing to do with the fact that Aviv’s studio is releasing Gibson’s “Apocalypto” in December – that “we all make mistakes, and I’ve accepted his apology to what was a regrettable situation.”

In his column, Goldstein muses that “only when you’re in business with someone in Hollywood do you get to describe a man who’s made vicious anti-Semitic slurs as being in a ‘regrettable situation.’ When Masters reminded Aviv that he had stopped talking to director Michael Mann because he’d been rude and disrespectful during the making of a film at Disney, Aviv demurred: ‘It’s behind us. He’s a talented director, and I respect his body of work.’ This is how Hollywood works. The only morality in this town that really means anything is the bottom line.”

Hallelujah! PREACH IT, Brother Jimmy!

James Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, is mad as hell at Lindsay Lohan…and he’s not going to take it any more! Not only did he write a letter, chastising her unprofessional behavior, he didn’t bother sending it to any stinkin’ intermediary; it went straight to Lohan herself!

You can check out the letter here, but this line alone should tell you that he’s laying it all out on the table:

“You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today, we were told it was ‘heat exhaustion.’ We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called ‘exhaustion.’ We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior.”

BUSTED!!!!!!!

Bullz-Eye’s TV Power Rankings Return!

Savor the moment, HBO. You currently own more than a quarter of our TV Power Rankings list, but with the imminent departure of “The Sopranos,” “Deadwood” and “Rome,” along with the TBD status of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and the oddly lengthy shooting schedule for the half-season “Extras,” the end of your reign as BE must-see TV could very well be nigh. For the moment, though, we heart you and wish you would ask us to the prom.

Unless Jack Bauer’s still single, in which case we’re spoken for.

Here’s a sample entry from our list:

13. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO): It seems like a long time between seasons of this great comedy, and I often wonder during the show’s hiatus: What trouble is Larry David into right now? Last season, he had to decide whether or not to give one of his kidneys to Richard Lewis. Richard’s cousin, Louis Lewis, was (conveniently) in a coma and Larry kept visiting him in the hospital, secretly hoping that Louis would croak so that Richard could have Louis’ kidney instead. The other season-long storyline was Larry investigating the possibility that he was adopted, leading to several funny scenes with his supposed gentile birth parents. The show isn’t quite as fresh as it was in its first couple of seasons, but with episode titles like, “The Korean Bookie,” “The Christ Nail” and “Kamikaze Bingo,” how could you be? ~John Paulsen

Check out the full list here.

The latest nominee for “Greatest TV Show Ever”

“Garth Marenghi’s ‘Darkplace.'”

This series – which originally aired on the BBC in 2004 – made its U.S. television debut last night on the Sci-Fi Channel, and I think I laughed harder at the premiere episode than I’ve laughed at any TV show since “Arrested Development” went off the air.

A description will never do it justice, but the best summary I can offer is that Garth Marenghi is a famous horror writer – think Dean Koontz – who, in the ’80s, created a drama called “Darkplace,” about a British hospital that just so happens to have a hellmouth within its walls. Margheni not only wrote and directed the show, he also starred in it, but the series supposedly suffered so many problems that, by the time it was cancelled, “it had already claimed six lives, caused three nervous breakdowns, and been subject to at least one visitation.” Now, however, in the midst of television’s creative drought, it’s finally being allowed to be shown again…and it’s interspersed with interviews with the former stars.

Oh, I should probably also add that Garth Marenghi is fictional, the show never existed, and it’s all a big put-on…or did you not figure that out from the above photo?

I can only imagine the Brits think it’s about ten times funnier than I do, since it’s parodying the low-budget, poorly-acted sci-fi / supernatural dramas that were all over their airwaves in the late ’70s and early ’80s.

If you go here, you can see the first episode. (It’s split into halves, but both parts are available to view.) Trust me, you’ll want to. I’m sure not everyone will think it’s funny, but, personally, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Bullz-Eye.com reveals its guilty pleasures!

You get a call from one of your buddies. He tells you that the boys are going to a bar with two-dollar beers and mud wrestling. You tell him that you’ve been battling a wicked stomach virus all day, and that you’ll just have to sit this one out. But you don’t have a stomach virus. In fact, you’ve got a beer of your own in your hand. You just don’t want to go out because there’s ice skating on TV.

Guilty pleasures. We’ve all got ’em. If you don’t have ’em, then you’re either not human or, worse, boring. We at Bullz-Eye have bared our souls for the world to see, revealing the movies, TV shows and music that make us giddy. When no one is looking, of course.

A few examples:

Movies:

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
The director, Renny Harlin, was once dubbed the Finnish Steven Spielberg, but was in fact a Hacky McHacksterpants in disguise. Actioneer Shane Black was the most overpaid screenwriter in the ‘90s not named Joe Eszterhas. Put the two together, and it’s like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup: neither the chocolate nor the peanut butter is any good, but damn, do they taste great together. Sure, there’s a scene where Geena Davis laces up ice skates, skates across a pond and blows up a car in about 30 seconds’ time, and there’s another scene where Davis and Samuel L. Jackson outrun the slowest fireball in movie history. But the movie’s greatness lies in its supporting cast. Craig Bierko (“Cinderella Man,” “Scary Movie 4”) is the baddie, and the ever-reliable David Morse is Davis’ “fiancé,” but everyone from Davis on down bows before the great Brian Cox as Davis’ handler. His speech about a cleanliness-obsessed dog is one for the ages, as is Jackson’s use of Muddy Waters’ “I’m a Man” as a memory device. And just try not singing England Dan & John Ford Coley’s “Really Love to See You Tonight” when the credits roll. It’s sublimely bad/good, though I’m still not sure if chefs really do that. – David Medsker, Senior Editor

TV:

Next (MTV)
I’m first to rail against MTV for having ceded the definition “M” in their name from “music” to “more reality-based crap than you can shake a stick at,” but there’s something about this dating show that causes me to stop each and every time I happen upon it. I’d like to tell you it’s because a lot of episodes feature lesbians…and, sure, that is part of it…but it’s mostly because I’m in awe of the way so many of the contestants act. My God, they’re awful! If you’re in a committed relationship at the moment and you’re unsure as to whether or not you’ve made the right decision, just tune in to a few episodes of “Next,” and you’ll stay right where you are, because, good lord, man, do you really want to leap back into the fray and date egotistical idiots and brain-dead jackanapes like these? – Will Harris, Associate Editor

Check out all our lists here.

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