The lovely Zooey Deschanel is getting quirky again in another flick with Will Ferrell. It’s called Winter Passing and in it Deschanel plays a drug addict. I’m all for it. I’m all for Zooey. My top three tasty actresses would certainly be Zooey, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba, in no certain order. You could make the most perfect gal out of all three, but I’d much rather have them as separate babes.
Author: Jason Thompson (Page 58 of 67)
Well, there you have it. George Clooney is officially not sorry for making a joke about Jack Abramoff during the Golden Globes. As well he shouldn’t be. As well as I’m not sorry for seeing Syriana. Still, Jack’s father was not amused bu the joke and claims that the “glib and ridiculous attack” reduced his granddaughter to tears. TEARS, people! George Clooney caused TEARS. As if Jack himself couldn’t do that to his own spawn. Can you dig it? I knew that you could.
Damn, and I liked the world more without having to have those two force-fed into my system every day. Oh well, Mary Kate and Ashley will soon be appearing in ads for fashion gurus Badgley Mischka. B&M themselves state that:
“Ashley and Mary-Kate have grown up to become America’s young style icons. They have an amazing sense of fashion and individuality that intrigued us.”
Sure, I guess if selling your shit in Wal-Mart makes you a young style icon, more power to ya. Still, poor old Mary-Kate will be taking some time away from school due to her ongoing sadness from Paris Hilton stealing her boyfriend, and, well, just not enjoying homework.
“I need to be able to go to yoga and work out and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that’s what makes me happy…Like, papers don’t really make me happy,” sez Mary-Kate.
Like wow, man. Not being a celebrity is soooooo unhappy.
LIGHTEN UP GAMERS! At least that’s what Hollywood wants you to do in regards to video game-to-movie adaptations. Hell, some of these dudes have even logged many hours on an Xbox 360 just to be real for you! Does anyone really care? Trying to think of one good game-to-movie flick that was ever any good…nope, I can’t think of a one. Yep, the gamers are in the right. Kepp bitching, lads. And in the meantime, don’t continue to go ahead and waste your money on the shitty adaptations and give these goofs more incentive to keep on keeping on.
Tom Sizemore’s one sorry bastard. He fucks up in Hollywood, then makes some greasy-ass porn, and now he’s admitted to taking meth, which could land him in the pokey. Let’s hope it does. The world could use a lot less Tom. There’s no point in anyone giving him any more money to “entertain” us. I don’t think they guy ever successfully did that, anyway. Just another sad sack ready to be buried early through cheap hookers and drugs. Wahoo. R.I.P. Tom Sizemore.
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