Author: Jason Thompson (Page 25 of 67)

Lohan extending her rehab stay

Please, please, please, people. Take Lindsay seriously! After all, she takes her rehab seriously. Lohan has decided to extend her rehab treatment for a little longer by choice, mom Dina wants you all to know. Gee, could this be because she’s barely been doing an rehab there after checking in, instead hanging out riding bikes, working out, and making sure to stay in the public’s eye? Look, it’s past time for a serious meltdown for this girl. Let’s just get it over with, have some fun with the stories, and move along. But then, when you’re trying to compete with Paris Hilton being released from jail, I suppose saying you’re staying in rehab by choice makes you look like a saint. But not really.

Paris outta jail again (yawn)

Well, it’s all over. Paris Hilton finished up her stint in the pokey and was released last night. According to the story, Hilton will complete her probration in March 2009, “as long as she keeps her driver’s license current and doesn’t break any laws.” Oh, Paris. That’s indeed going to be a struggle for you. Still, we do walk away from this with the following statements Paris made to Barbara Walters during a phone interview when she was all alone in jail:

“I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me.”

Paris, I think these girls are only “looking up to you” because you’re taller than them.

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