Author: Jason Zingale (Page 140 of 154)

Kermit the Frog wouldn’t approve

Is it just me or are the Sayid flashback episodes always some of the best of the season? Tonight’s episode wasn’t even that great, and yet I was still compelled to soak in every minute of the character’s back story. This time around, we finally get to see Sayid during the war (the Gulf War, I suppose), as he’s captured by the Americans and then trained to become a Master of Torture. And while Sayid thinks back on his first torture victim ever – his commanding officer – Crazy French Chick tracks him down on the island and takes him to a man she has captured and believes to be an Other. Sayid is most obliging in aiding the investigation, and though we never discover who the man really is (I didn’t, anyways, because my TiVo cut off the episode after it ran over the hour mark), we’re to believe that he was telling Sayid the truth.

Meanwhile, as Sayid beats up the stranger after locking him away in the armory, Jack and Locke have a brawl over the decision to give Sayid full reign. As Jack tries to convince Locke to open the door, the countdown clock goes into alarm mode. Locke, who’d rather not find out what happens if the clock counts down to zero, gives Jack the combination and rushes to the computer before it’s too late. Well, it’s too late, and the five white panels switch over to black and red ones that revealed four symbols. Note: this is the best I could decipher with the help of my Pause button – a bird, an arrow, a mallet-shaped object and a screwdriver-shaped object. One panel was still switching over before Locke hit “Enter,” and so it seems that everything is back to normal. Overall, it was a bit upsetting. I was really hoping to see what happened, but it doesn’t look like the creators are ready to show us everything just yet.

By the way, shame on you Sawyer for crushing that poor little tree frog to death. I mean, you’re already on everybody’s shit list, so there’s really no point in playing the bad guy role all over again.

My Bloody Valentine

I don’t think I’ve ever seen “The Shield” acknowledge a holiday (for the record, I’m still waiting for the Halloween-themed episode), but this had to have been the worst Valentine’s Day ever for our boys and girls at the Barn. First off, I doubt that Kavanaugh’s decision to set up shop in the station was a welcome one by any member of the police force – including Captain Billings, who although has command over the IAD Lieutenant cannot stop him from taking over his office. Bummer. And so the first round of interrogations begins, with Vic playing his lawyer card and Shane treating the investigation as a mockery. We already knew that all of the guys on the Strike Team wouldn’t talk, but Vic’s fugly ex-wife Corrine just had to open her big fat mouth and tell Kavanaugh about the mysterious $65,000 that he gave her at the beginning of last season. Was her nose not taking up enough of her ugly face? Did she have to open her fat mouth and start crying too? Ye gods, and on VALENTINE’S DAY!

That wasn’t all folks. Even poor Danny Sofer got the shake down for having a past relationship with Vic. Not like she’ll get punished for it, but it was a nice zinger to use against Corrine during her investigation. Kavanaugh is good at manipulating the weak, and the cards are in his favor for the time being, but what happens when the bulk of the case comes down to getting one of the four guys to turn? We’ve seen how brutal he can be in the interrogation room, but will Kavanaugh really have the balls to drag Shane’s wife Mara into the mix? If he does, God help us. If Corrine cracked under pressure, Mara will surely be more problematic down the road.

Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette revisit an old murder case from last season involving the cool and composed killer, Kleevon, when his sister goes “missing” and they think that he killed her. We know she’s okay, of course, because we caught a quick glimpse of her in the previews for next week’s episode, but another black woman was found raped and murdered mere hours after he was released from question, and she bears an uncanny resemblance to Claudettte. Looks like she may have pissed him off just a bit, but the reckless death job may be his final curtain call. And in a short subplot of ouch-that’s-gotta-hurt hilarity, Julien and Tina walk in on a guy who’s suspended at a glory hole because his dick is stuck in a… what for it… mousetrap! Yowzers! That’ll teach you, if nothing else, to NOT stick important body parts into foreign holes.

DVD shuffle: 02/14/06 – Hallmark Day: Part One Edition

New on DVD this week:

1) Saw II – RENT: Let me just begin by saying that while I find the “Saw” franchise to be an interesting idea, the producers should have never allowed anybody else near their baby. The script for the sequel wasn’t intended for the “Saw” series, and it’s pretty obvious in the everyday horror conventions that appear. Still, the film is worth checking out at least once, but don’t lay down the cash for this version – a SE is sure to hit shelves by the end of the year.

2) Proof – RENT: Another great film that received little attention come awards time. I’m not saying that the film is that good, but it’s refreshing to see Gwyneth Paltrow back in the game. Almost no special features to name of, but director John Madden (no, not that Madden) offers a decent commentary track.

3) Zathura – PASS: I never saw this film, nor do I have any intention to. It surprises me that the author who wrote “Jumanji” could be sitting around his room one day and think: “I’ll just do it ALL over again… but in space!” I’m usually a fan of anything Jon Favreau does, but this kid’s movie is one thing I’ll make the exception for.

Also out on DVD this week is the Neil Gaiman-created “Mirrormask,” season one of “Grey’s Anatomy,” as well as new season releases for several other shows like “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” “Golden Girls,” “Living Single,” “Gimme a Break” and “Charles in Charge.”

Because “Nights of Lightning” wasn’t as catchy

Let me begin by saying that I don’t blame Will Ferrell. One minute he was a nobody, the next a comedic breakout. If I were in that same position I would have probably signed up for “Kicking & Screaming” and “Bewitched” too. That doesn’t, however, excuse him from appearing in shitty movies for the rest of his career, so it’s a pleasure to see him finally getting back on track. His newest film, “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby,” is a comedy about a NASCAR superstar whose position in the sport is challenged when a French newcomer arrives. The first trailer just hit the Internets late tonight, so be sure to check it out here.

A quick note: While the trailer doesn’t make any mention of this, Ferrell is teammates with another driver played by John C. McGinley. The driving duo also go by the nicknames “Thunder” and “Lightning.” If that’s not enough to make you want to see this film, the trailer certainly will.

R.I.P. “Arrested Development” – We’ll miss you

Despite Fox’s blatant attempts at burying “Arrested Development” – the latest including the airing of the remaining four episodes during the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics – the two-hour season (series?) finale proved yet again why the show deserves to stay on the air. It’s unique brand of humor is something that should be celebrated, not censored, and while Fox may think that low ratings are enough reason to cancel a show, we can only hope that another network will come along and swoop it up. So, for now, we say goodbye to a series that never faltered in the time of criticism, and hope, in time, to be reunited once again. HBO, that’s your cue…

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