Author: John Paulsen (Page 37 of 79)

Prison Break: “The Art of the Deal”

Season finales of “Prison Break” are about heading off into a new direction. Now that Linc and LJ are safe, Michael is all about seeking vengeance on Gretchen. Part of me would like to see the brotheres retrieve that bag of money (that should still be sitting underwater in that Panama cove) and retire to some sleepy beach community. But then there wouldn’t be a show, would there?

Once next season starts, I’m guessing that Michael will catch wind that Sucre is in Sona, and will feel obligated to try to break him out. But if Whistler, Gretchen and Mahone (how about that threesome?) leave town, I’m curious to see how Michael finds out about Sucre. For his part, Sucre seems resigned to his fate, but inside Sona, he has to deal with T-Bag, who has turned himself into something of a communist Robin Hood after pulling a fast one on Luchero. T-Bag still has the bird book, which is apparently still important even though it doesn’t contain coordinates.

On that front, it turns out that Whistler and Gretchen are more closely linked than we first thought, though there was that mid-season meeting at Sona where it seemed to me that the two were working together. It was surprising to see Whistler and Mahone hook up and it looks like Mahone’s new job is to protect Whistler from Michael. This should reintroduce the Michael/Mahone chess match that was so compelling in season 2. However, the roles will be reversed – Mahone will be the one on the run, and Michael will be hot on his trail.

It was pretty laughable that Sofia just happened to get shot outside the museum – I mean, what are the odds? – which led to Michael overhearing LJ tell Linc about the case in Sofia’s apartment. This gives Michael the ammunition he needs to find Gretchen.

So that’s where season 3 ends. I wondered last season if the show would be better off wrapping it up, but in Gretchen they introduced a new foil for Michael, something to keep him going, and now that she has Mahone’s help, they should be a formidable team. Whether we like it or not, “Prison Break” will go on, so we might as well see where it takes us.

I still wonder about that money, though. Hopefully, the writers will reintroduce that storyline next season.

Prison Break: “Hell or High Water”

This week’s episode might have been the most ridiculous yet.

1. Michael led three other prisoners through a maze of active, alert guards and no one was seen.
2. In order to have a shot, he had to count on the fact that neither T-Bag nor Bellick would give him up quickly.
3. T-Bag happened to fall and find Whistler’s bird book.
4. McGrady’s papa “took a chance” and happened to find the gang clinging to a buoy in the middle of the ocean.

It was obvious something was up when Michael decided to let Luchero, T-Bag and Bellick get a head start on the escape. When he wasn’t moving, it became clear that he was using the trio as a distraction to make his real escape, and that point was punctuated when he said, “This is the plan.” In a series of maneuvers that would have made Solid Snake proud, Michael successfully navigated a crapload of random-walking Sona soldiers to get to the fence, where he punched through the hole and entered the jungle. For a guy that usually plans everything down to the last detail, this was quite the departure, but he had to improvise with this escape and he proved that he could.

Burying the cans of oxygen at the beach was a nice twist, though how they successfully ended up at the buoy remains a mystery. Dimwit Whistler is dumb enough to lose his bird book, the same book that holds the key to his freedom, but he’s smart enough to pull the ol’ fall-down-during-the-escape-and-pretend-to-twist-your-ankle trick on Michael.

At the beach, the guards didn’t bother to look for footprints (of course), but the dogs found the buried cooler and it looked for a moment that papa and the gang would eventually have a run in with the coast guard, but that encounter never happened.

Once T-Bag and Bellick got caught, I began to wonder how they would continue to be involved in the story if Brothers Scofield were free. That question was answered when T-Bag just happened to fall next to (and retrieve) Whistler’s aforementioned bird book. That’ll be the leverage he needs to stay involved. It doesn’t hurt that Sucre looks like he’ll soon be a resident of Sona as well.

Next week’s episode is the season finale, and it looks like next season may revolve around Michael trying to break Sucre and T-Bag (with the bird book) out of Sona. Michael will feel responsible for Sucre’s situation and he isn’t going to let him rot in prison. Plus, he’ll probably have more incentive if Susan still holds LJ and Sofia hostage. Bellick will probably make it, though it might be time for the writers to kill him off. I don’t know anyone who is clamoring for more Bellick right now. I’d like the show to push off into a new direction, but I don’t see how that’s possible. But “Prison Break” has surprised me before, so only time will tell.

Friday Night Lights: “May the Best Man Win”

The dualities of the show’s episode titles continue. This week, “May the Best Man Win” refers both to Eric’s pissing match with Tami’s ex-boyfriend, Mo McArnold, (which, by the way, is a great name for a character) and Riggins’ relentless pursuit of Miss Lyla Garrity.

Let’s start with the latter. Tim has decided to go to church every Sunday and even pitch his own show – “The Rig Show” – to Lyla’s boyfriend. The scene after the show where her new beau laid down the law was pretty funny, as was the show itself. Riggins had a great response when Lyla asked if he was going to come to church every Sunday: “Whatever it takes.”

One thing’s for sure, if Lyla’s boyfriend doesn’t put out, she’s probably going to run back into Tim’s arms. After all, a girl has needs, and that’s exactly what Tim is counting on.

I’ve always said that nothing good can come from spending time with your significant other’s exes, and this week’s episode would support that theory. After 15 years, Mo McArnold is still pissed off about losing Tami to Eric, but it sounds like he was getting some action on the side at the time, and thought that Eric was the one that told her about his indiscretions. It was a great way to show that Eric and Tami were, at one time, just as dramatic their daughter. The scene that took place the next morning where a hungover Eric had to deal with the girls as they went off to church was absolutely priceless. (And, as much as Tami would like to blame Eric for what happened at the restaurant, she precipitated the whole event by coercing Eric into spending time with Mo. It’s just a bad idea to hang out with your wife’s ex-boyfriends.)

Landry and Tyra showed up at school holding hands, which I think has Matt a little jealous. We were treated to a great conversation between the two friends as they discussed Tyra and Carlota. We need more of Matt and Landry’s debates about life.

I’m not sure how much I like this Jason/Erin storyline. He’s pumped about potentially being a father, but talking a girl into having your baby probably isn’t the greatest of ideas. It speaks volumes that she called it a one-night stand and didn’t call him back after he left 10 messages. If she doesn’t even like him enough to date him it’s going to be very difficult to raise a child together.

Lastly, it was good to see Smash’s scholarship storyline come to a conclusion. He was acting pretty desperate, but I didn’t think it was very realistic how no one was returning his calls. This is Texas, for Pete’s sake! Guys get into fistfights all the time! If you can run the ball like Smash can, someone is going to want to hear your side of the story. In this case, it was little Whitmore University, where the “family” aspect of the team appealed to Smash. He seemed genuinely grateful for the opportunity, but I wonder if the bigger schools might come calling again once he gets back on the field.

Sadly, we may never find out. There were 15 episodes in the can before the writers’ strike, and now that the work stoppage is over, there are no known plans to finish out the season. “Friday Night Lights” might come back in the fall, or it might not come back at all. Get your petitions ready.

Prison Break: “Under & Out”

As the escape grows closer, the natives are getting restless. The whole gang is on edge, from T-Bag and Bellick in Sona to Gretchen and Sucre on the outside. You know things are getting bad for Michael when Mahone appears to be his most loyal friend.

Not a lot happened in this episode. It was just a (long) buildup to the escape, which will presumably take place next week. Though one thing did occur to me – Gretchen/Susan is one badass mofo. From the choke job on Sucre in the bar to burning Sofia with cigars in the warehouse, she is one evil lady. (Of course, she already beheaded Sara, so these recent transgressions only add to the legend.) On a side note, I’m a little worried about the stopwatch that she gave Whistler. Obviously, we’re going to be subjected to several overly dramatic shots of the time ticking away as the gang tries to meet up with Gretchen. All we need is the countdown music from “24.”

Bellick whined and complained throughout much of the episode, asking Mahone to be his friend on the outside. “What’s a guy like me supposed to do?” he asked. This is a far cry from the complete asshole we saw in the first season. T-Bag also approached Mahone about teaming up once they escaped, mentioning that it would be sweet justice to turn Michael in. Mahone replied with the line of the night:

“Justice? If there was an ounce of it left in this world, you’d be lying face down in the same unmarked grave as the rest of your inbred family.”

Man, tell us how you really feel, Mahone.

In other news, Michael (unsurprisingly) has decided to let McGrady come along on the escape. At one point, Scofield told the boy, “Life in prison is better than life on the run.”

Huh?

The last few minutes of the episode were good as things started to ramp up for the escape. T-Bag and Luchero have formed an uneasy alliance and used it to their advantage to go through the hole first. Meanwhile, Linc had to figure out a way to knock the power out. That was kind of an odd scene – he drove up to the power pole, then looked and saw a bus stop sign. Then he hijacked the bus and drove it (for a long time) before running it into the pole. Was the bus stop by the pole or not?

In the end, it really doesn’t matter because the lights are out and the escape is on.

Friday Night Lights: “Leave No One Behind”

The title for this week’s episode was apt. Under different contexts, “Leave No One Behind” could refer to Matt, to Smash, to Julie and to Tyra.

Let’s start with Matt, whose struggles with abandonment were the crux of the episode. The scene in the shower was very powerful and contained some great acting by Zach Gilford and Kyle Chandler. It was obvious that Matt was upset about Carlota leaving for Guatemala, but it was surprising that he took all those decisions – Eric’s decision to take a new job, Julie’s decision to chase the Swede and his dad’s decision to stay in Iraq – so personally.

His roller coaster ride of an episode wasn’t without some laughs, however. I knew we were in for some great lines as soon as Riggins pulled up to the motorcycle dealership. Just when you think “I always skip Wednesdays” is going to be the cream of the crop, Tim pulls out this line:

“I was thinking, y’know, hit the museum, yoga, library for a bit. Then again, I might just do the uj.”

Riggins.

For those that are counting, we’ve seen two volleyball games without a football game. While it’s great to see the Lady Panthers winning, I know there are viewers out there that want to see some football. We did get some stretching, a bit of filmwork and a rather cheesy scene at the end with Smash, but no real football action. Are we going to have a game next week or a quick recap at the beginning of the show? The odds are against the Panthers making the playoffs, and hopefully we’ll see it play out on the field, not on the radio or in the past tense in a conversation.

Speaking of Smash, isn’t he being a little dramatic about losing his scholarship to TMU? Sure, it sucks, but if he were to write a heartfelt letter to the school explaining what happened in the movie theater, wouldn’t the team give him another chance? If not, I’m sure there are several other top programs that would like to hear his side of the story. Given the kinds of incidents that are swept underneath the rug in college football these days, defending your sister from a racist asshole is just child’s play. Someone will give Smash a chance.

Julie’s angst seemed a little trite, but she’s a teenager and teenagers are (apparently) pretty dramatic. It wasn’t really clear why Tami had to be there for the DMV test, but she did a nice job of laying a guilt trip on the instructor to get Julie’s test in before the day was over.

Lastly, I must mention the culmination of the Tyra/Landry storyline. All it took for Tyra to realize how much she liked Landry was a little jealousy over his budding relationship, and I thought her speech outside the movie theater was heartfelt (if ill-timed and awkward). But that’s the cool thing about this show – speeches like that rarely come at the right time in real life, so why should they in the sleepy town of Dillon? I feel a little bad for Jean, who seemed like a really good match for Landry, but in the end she just didn’t stand a chance against the long legs of Tyra Collette.

But really, does anyone?

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