Author: Deb Medsker (Page 31 of 70)

You need a Penguin? I got your Penguin right here…

In one of the best matches of actor and role we’ve seen in quite some time, Philip Seymour Hoffman has reportedly been offered the role of the Penguin in Christopher Nolan’s sequel to “Batman Begins.” No word yet on whether the Oscar-winner will accept the role (and we’re sure his asking price has just notched up a tad), but we’re hoping the chance to chew some serious scenery (not to mention a few live minnows) will be sufficiently appealing to Mr. Hoffman.

Meanwhile, let’s just hope those Ryan Phillippe-Harvey Dent rumors are simply someone’s idea of a sick joke. I’d cast Reese Witherspoon as the future Two-Face before I’d cast her husband, and any of the other rumored actors up for the part (Jake Gyllenhaal, Liev Schreiber, even Josh Lucas) would do a better job…as would, say, Paul Bettany or Jude Law, if the producers are looking to spread a wider net.

Whom would you cast in the role?

Poll of the day: Movies we don’t need

Which of the following proposed movie projects is least necessary, in your opinion?

a) The proposed remake of “Pet Sematary” starring George Clooney, since he already brought enough people back to life during his tenure on “E.R”, besides which we prefer our dead things to stay dead;

b) The proposed “Sea Monkeys” movie franchise, because they are freaking brine shrimp, fer chrissakes, and anyway no one can top what “South Park” did with the little buggers; or

c) The proposed feature-film update of “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse,” because, dammit, we love Pee-Wee…but at 54, he’s kinda gettin’ a little old for that schtick…and we’d just as soon remember him in his prime.

No fair voting for “Little Man” or “Miami Vice”: they’re already in theaters. Sadly, it’s too late to stop them.

“She’ll need 200 raindrops on roses, a couple dozen whiskers on kittens…

“…a few bright copper kettles, and some warm woolen mittens. Oh, and don’t forget the brown paper packages tied up with strings: Woody Allen forgot those once, and she ripped him a new one, but good.”

Scarlett Johansson has backed out of a commitment to play Maria Von Trapp in Andrew Lloyd Weber’s production of “The Sound of Music,” set to open in London’s West End this November. Sources from Weber’s camp say the starlet’s excessive demands were the dealbreaker:

“Her people were not ‘pro’ the idea. It became clear that it wasn’t going to work because the demands were so ridiculous,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying in The Times newspaper.

He said Johansson’s representatives “couldn’t understand why she would want to appear in the West End for $18,500 a week when she could be earning $10 million for a movie.”

It was annoying because she really wanted to do it,” Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying.

Publicist Marcel Parisbeau said it was a busy work schedule and not pay demands that sank the actress’ chance to play the role made famous by Julie Andrews in the 1965 film version of the musical.

“It is true that there were some discussions regarding Scarlett and the production of ‘The Sound of Music.’ But Mr. Webber’s statement regarding the demands is extremely exaggerated,” Parisbeau said in a statement. “Her management team was simply asking for terms that an actress of her stature would ask for.”

Interestingly, in the absence of Miss Scarlett, Weber has turned to a different sure-fire source for drawing attention to his revival: He plans to cast his leading lady via a reality-TV competition called (what else?) “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?”

Start working on that audition tape now.

Harry Potter and the fear of shrinkage

Seventeen-year-old Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies, is set to appear onstage in London in a decidedly different role: that of “an emotionally disturbed boy who takes off his clothes and blinds horses,” according to the New York Post.

We applaud Daniel’s decision to challenge himself and subvert his squeaky-clean image…particularly since, if we have one complaint about those Harry Potter movies, it’s definitely the complete lack of naked underage animal torturers.

Mel Gibson: Friend to the booze, not so much the Jews

Word to the wise: If you’re a major Hollywood star and recovering alcoholic who has just been pulled over and tagged with a DUI, it’s probably not a good idea to resist arrest. It’s probably an even worse idea to go on an expletive-fueled rant that includes blaming the Jews for every war since the dawn of time (pretty sure they weren’t involved in that Hundred Years’ War thing, for starters…).

Especially if you have already been roundly criticized for anti-Semitism. And super-double-extra-specially if you had been planning to make a miniseries about the Holocaust one of your next projects. We’re just sayin’.

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